Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

TayTay is already throwing shade with the whole he wanted to be more public than she was comfortable with stories. That's how she rolls.

I think her PR team will be a gift that'll keep on giving for a while longer. We're yet to find out how awful Tim was .

I'd expect the FB to be fake. On the deleted threads we found a massive network of fake sleb FBs which people had set up and updated from real social media feeds plus some shipping.

But it has the blue tick. Or rather a white tick on the blie circle.

Ooh real facebook

remembers friends would see if i follow tim

Who else can I follow at the same time so it doesnt look too dodgy? Like Unicef or summat? Who does Tim support?

Follow and mute then you look respectable.

I tried this trick o with Owen Jones and Jeremy Corbyn when I followed the BSB. Mary Beard's a good, well, beard, for hiding slebstalking I reckon

But the follow itself is always farted all over FB! Maybe tomorrow, today's a bit obvious 😬

Bollocks. No TaytoTots then. No more TaytoMa photo opportunities. Who will be her next victim true love then?

I'm looking forward to the break up songs. I hope she references the gray shoes.

If that's Tim's real Facebook account then I'm going to ask him for his I❤TS vest for my niece who thinks TayTay is the bees knees and wants her to marry Harry Styles except he's already married to the ratfaced twat with a fake baby apparently and live in a fairytale castle and have curly haired babies and puppies and kittens and a white grand piano that they can sit at and compose songs about true love 4 ever.

Most slebs have a blue tick Facebook page that's managed by their people. I doubt the said sleb has ever even looked at the page.

His actual facebook page will probably be under a name other than Tom......

Emmy...inconsolable.
They could at least have given us the Emmys. 😢😭

Sob, the end of TayTo. Our dreams of TayToTots are no more 😢boo hoo.

Back to the real, everlasting relationship, have we tried TuTu as the preferred ship name?

Tutu is okay but I prefer Lutom. Seeing as Tayto are chips now emmy gonna call Tim Tom again

The last thread was hijacked by a larry bear belieber, how funny. #LARRY IS REAL

I know mitzy but was surprise he had online oresence on FB at all! I might follow it late at night when I wake up for a wee 🕵🏻

'More public than she was comfortable with' is SWifty speak for 'he just loves me cause I'm famous'.

CH (according the DM)

The We Found Love hitmaker said: 'It’s difficult when something I consider so personal plays out publicly.
'The aftermath of the relationship was way more heavily publicised than the relationship itself. When we were together, we were very careful for it not to be a media circus. She respected my feelings in that sense.'
CH speak for 'I'm better than Tim'.

#Taylor&CalvinForEvaaaah

Will Tim go back to Shakespeare now, and lowkey date a non-celebrity English rose type of girl? Or now he's had a taste of the sleb twaddle lifestyle, will his next girlfriend be Kerry Katona? Her mum's a fan of the padded gilet I believe.

Or maybe a Kardashian? Oh, I can just see Tim in Kanye's next video then a lovely joint appearance at the VMAs next year. I bet Kanye would be ok about walking the red carpet with Tim.
Or maybe we'll see Tim with that Mexican actress who is never referenced by name but fulfils the important role of 'I'm fine and not on the rebound at all'

Marjorie* will be on the WI network finding him a naice gal from the counties, as we speak.

*probably not Tims mums actual name, but she looks like one

She's Diana not Marjorie. I know my Tim facts

If Tim dates a Kardashian then he and Harry Styles can double date (not each other) because gossip has it that the curly one has rekindled his relationship with Kendal - a former TayTay squad member I believe.

So Tim could pick Kylie or Karys or Karen or Kate or Kayleigh or whatever the fuck the rest of the Kardashian kidz are called.

TayTay would write the breakup song of all breakup songs if that happened

Hmmm... I'm trying to think of a nice Tim girlfriend to rescue his reputation from this fiasco. Jenna Coleman, now she's telly royalty? Although there will be about a 2 foot height difference!
That story about Tay wanting privacy is just such unbelieveable bollocks I hope she doesn't go into full on rescue mission by pulling Tim to shreds. It would have been better if they had gone down the usual sleb break up route of ' Oh we're so busy, we can't find time for each other' he's shagging his costar

Jenna us with Robb Stark

Insaid Emilia Clarke on another TH thread 😬.

Emma Watson would be the perfect antidote to TayTay.