Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

pinky if you watch newzoids it will cheer you right up - sketch this week with Tim and Bendy made me properly giggle.

And surely Tay must he about to unveil her new boyf? Never lose hope!

ship
Newzoids were fab!
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=cU6UBAPGM9s
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=PinOMiC73rQ
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=UV33GZzQsTM
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=Cq3rjLsE4-Y
Thank you x

No, thank you Kimmy those are fabulous, especially the last one with the peekaboo Loki outfit,

According to one of the US supermarket tabloids Tay's next merkin boyfriend is Ben Affleck. Oh Tay. You are better than this.

Love love love the Newzoid YouTube vids, but for goodness sake Taylor, get a grip!! Ben Affleck? Get back with Harry 'Style' Styles immediately. You'll never go out of Style you will be assassinated by rabid 1D fans but hey.

Thanks again for the newzoids ship, I need cheering up in Winter (sad), Have binge watched Life in pieces on Prime. That was good. If it wasn't for Strictly, I'd be back on prozac. BEN AFFLECK?! BENNIFER of Affleck? Nononononono

a) Thought he was back with Garner
b) Or that he was back with Lopez
c) He shagged the nanny, is an addict and doesn't like publicity cos of Bennifer

^ depending on what papers you read

No actor will go there having seen Tim.
But Gossip Cop have shot this one down anyway.
Sad, really as I am sure we could have done the "Good Will (they be) Humping" as a thread title
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon fought for Minnie van Driver to star in aforesaid role as Harvey did not think she was 'hot enough'

Hopefully not St Bennifer of Affleck, my irony meter may not take it kimmy
'emma welcome to the thread and happy TayToing. Much as I love 1D and Harry Styles MN doesn't and any mentions tend to attract some unwanted emotional responses so I'd keep away from Haylor!

Not Ben Affleck! Surely he's not right for her image. Isn't he an addict, a shagger and allegedly has the herp?
What happened to her and Zac Efron? Did he decide he didn't want a beard

Zac is posing with one nail painted today which is lovely although he does look rather camp unlike the others who have joined him

I would have loved a TayTay / Ben romance.
Ben Affleck did one of my favourite celeb interviews ever. He was accidentally candid.
He was talking about Jennifer Garner doing a shoot for a magazine and he said 'yeah, for some reason mums in the mid-west relate to her' With a real undercurrent of 'she's a beautiful, famous movie star with a movie star husband wtf do they think they have in common with her?!' For a second, the artifice of 'celebs are just normal people like us' was swept away completely TayTay couldn't ever date a loose PR cannon like that.

What about the lovely Calvin though? Or is his loose-cannonry itself a media construct?

jezebel.com/whats-on-tom-hiddlestons-screen-1787895751

I am not a fan of Mr Affleck even though I loved that one interview
But, after the TayTay summer of love, I think I may be a fan of Tim.

Kimmy the comments under that article are almost as good as the article .

It's all so quiet, as Saara would sing. What happened to the TayTo crew?

According to sugarscape my highly accurate and age appropriate sources Tay 'covered' This Is What You Came For in a gig last night. I tell ye, she never split up with Calvin.

Still here ship but gorging on Strictly to fill the Tayto hole in my life!
I did like the celebrity encounter thread cough coco cough
Hope you are all well x

www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2016/10/britney-spears-and-tom-hiddleston-coupling-up/

Britney Bitch, please....

You couldn't make it up, oh wait

Wasting time again but look nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/taylor-swift-might-be-back-together-with-tom-hiddleston.html
Could it be......

Name changed lurker

Check blind gossip for further tayto news

Ooh top TayTo news! Lovin it.

On top of that, and totally co-incidentally, she's released a breakup song www.sugarscape.com/music/news/a1092109/taylor-swifts-better-man-lyrics-calvin-harris/