My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

[iknoweverythingbecauseiam4]

My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

What is the meaning of life.....

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"What is the meaning of life?"

It's the point of the world's time. It's split into periods. And we have to be safe.

What is the role of dark matter in galaxy formation? (I have been watching too much YouTube, the short answer is they don't know.)

Who should be Prime Minster and why? (can be anyone in the whole world)

First, um, well, it's made by nothing. The first things that got made were huge space rocks called asteroids, and a little bit smaller called meteors. And then planets came.
Dark matter stops us from seeing but with light, we can see!

How do I get as well as possible from fibromyalgia?

@iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 whooooh good answer.
I like your 4 year old 😂

Uncle Josh should be in charge because he is very important to me.

*Uncle Josh is an Aussie 😂

How does Father Christmas just know what to get people even if they do t write a letter and how does the entire system work?

You have to have lots of Calpol. And have some multivitamins, or whichever vitamins you have.

UNCLE JOSH FOR PRIME MINISTER! Got to be better then the options we currently have.

What is the best dinosaur

What is the best vehicle

How big is the biggest poo you've ever done

Questions from my 4yo

They go on a santa train to tell him! Or the mummies and brothers can tell him. I would like an R2D2 costume.

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Who's cleverer, your mum or your dad - and why?

Questions from my kids:

what would you like to be when you grow up?

how do trees grow?

The most best dinosaur in the whole world is the titanosaur. That's a saurpod. They're the best because the biggest and the most kindest.

The best vehicle is a racing car.

Biggest poo? It was about as big as a pineapple tree root.

Daddy. No. Mummy. No Daddy. He knows everything except for the olden days stuff.

I want to race cars because I will win every trophy.

Trees grow because they start with a seed, and then, with plenty of light and water, they will grow into a humungous tree.

What should I make for the dinner?

Either you've an exceptionally unusual 4yo or you're sat on your own somewhere doing this! No way a 4yo answers like this 😂

He is 5 next week but I'm typing verbatum what he's saying. I thought he'd give sillier answers to be honest!

Excellent thread!
Big hug for the knowledgeable and co-operative 4 year old

Cabbages and greens, broccoli and beans, cauliflower and roasted potatoes.

*Now that bloody song is stuck in my head again 😩