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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Coffee Chain Tim Hortons in Canada does Harry Potter donuts and ppl lose their minds

105 replies

dinodart · 30/07/2026 04:04

A coffee chain in Canada will be releasing a few Harry Potter themed things like donuts in August and a few people are losing their minds over it, making nicknames like TERF Hortons.

"Choosing donuts over the safety of trans people is certainly a choice. What a terrible f---ing thing to do."

This article is real, published by the government funded media agency CBC in Canada, it's not a parody...

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/tim-hortons-harry-potter-jk-rowling-9.7287100

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Icedvanillacoffee · 30/07/2026 09:25

Fair play to the marketing people at Tim Horton! They have just used house colours for icing and those sugar paste images for each house slapped it on their standard product and lo! Instant mad amounts of free publicity.
Having said that I would buy a fuck ton. Hufflepuff forever!
I was so irritated by all this Harry Potter related trans stuff I looked up how much money Daniel Radcliffe and the other young actors made and still make from it. It is buckets and buckets of cash like 50 million originally for Dan for example. Plus a cut from all merch with his image. And guess how much they have given back because of how upset they are? The amount would seem to be zero.

BirdLandedonmyHead · 30/07/2026 09:29

Icedvanillacoffee · 30/07/2026 09:25

Fair play to the marketing people at Tim Horton! They have just used house colours for icing and those sugar paste images for each house slapped it on their standard product and lo! Instant mad amounts of free publicity.
Having said that I would buy a fuck ton. Hufflepuff forever!
I was so irritated by all this Harry Potter related trans stuff I looked up how much money Daniel Radcliffe and the other young actors made and still make from it. It is buckets and buckets of cash like 50 million originally for Dan for example. Plus a cut from all merch with his image. And guess how much they have given back because of how upset they are? The amount would seem to be zero.

Meanwhile tbe "hateful"authir has set up a childrens charity, a rape counselling charity, donated to medical chairities, helped with legal funds for vulnerable women and children etc

But shes the "evil" one

RedToothBrush · 30/07/2026 09:30

Tim Hortons are going to sell A LOT of Harry Potter doughnuts.

2021x · 30/07/2026 09:40

BiologicalRobot · 30/07/2026 09:15

Didn't they have a massive tantrum when a new HP game was released? And yet it still sold very well. I suspect TH sales won't dip during this promotion either.

Yeah my friend who rainbow and inclusive and couldn't finish a sentence with JK Rowlings name without saying "TERF Bitch" in front of me..until I glared at him.. also bought, played and enjoyed the Hogwarts game. Fucking bizarre.

I agree that the books aren't fantastically well written..though I did love book 4- her world building is incredible and blends the believable and fantastical so well.

NotMyRealAccount · 30/07/2026 09:47

I'm very pleased to see another huge uncancellable institution delivering a two-finger salute to the howling mob. More of this, please.

PrancingPanda · 30/07/2026 09:47

Still flogging the "JKR is anti-trans" line. What is wrong with these people? Can they not allow their thinking brain to take over from their reptilian one? Or is that too much to ask?

If there were any Hortons near me, I'd go in and buy a box full
And I"m not even an HP fan
(More of a 'Strike' fan 😍)

AgnesX · 30/07/2026 09:49

And the performative lunacy continues.

It's a donut! Is it actually a good donut?

TwoLoonsAndASprout · 30/07/2026 09:53

AgnesX · 30/07/2026 09:49

And the performative lunacy continues.

It's a donut! Is it actually a good donut?

Edited

Sadly, since Tim Hortons was sold to some faceless American conglomerate they almost universally make not good dough/donuts. But I would probably still buy one!

BirdLandedonmyHead · 30/07/2026 10:16

Currently getting an advert on FB for Build a Bears new mini House mascots. They are extremely cute.
There are 98 postive reactions... and one angry face.

MrsOvertonsWindow · 30/07/2026 10:20

How did I miss this very funny thread? Still laughing at
"Choosing donuts over the safety of trans people is certainly a choice. What a terrible f---ing thing to do."

😂😂

PrancingPanda · 30/07/2026 10:21

MrsOvertonsWindow · 30/07/2026 10:20

How did I miss this very funny thread? Still laughing at
"Choosing donuts over the safety of trans people is certainly a choice. What a terrible f---ing thing to do."

😂😂

Hyperbolics or hyper bollocks

lcakethereforeIam · 30/07/2026 11:04

I took against Tim Hortons. An outlet opened in my English Town and I hoped to try that famous Canadian delicacy whose name completely escapes me. The one with the cheese curds? They don't sell it. This won't make me reconsider, they're just doughnuts ffs! Changing my mind because they're HP themed would be nearly as petty as what made me disregard them in the first place. It would make me as unhinged as the tras kicking off. If the bods in Tim Horton's came out as GC though...

PrettyDamnCosmic · 30/07/2026 11:09

lcakethereforeIam · 30/07/2026 11:04

I took against Tim Hortons. An outlet opened in my English Town and I hoped to try that famous Canadian delicacy whose name completely escapes me. The one with the cheese curds? They don't sell it. This won't make me reconsider, they're just doughnuts ffs! Changing my mind because they're HP themed would be nearly as petty as what made me disregard them in the first place. It would make me as unhinged as the tras kicking off. If the bods in Tim Horton's came out as GC though...

Poutine. Cheesy chips with gravy elevated to become Canada's contribution to world cuisine. I'm not sure that they even serve it in Tim Hortons in Canada.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

TheywontletmehavethenameIwant · 30/07/2026 11:16

We had a TH in Cardiff but it's closed now otherwise I'd have made a trip in just to buy the doughnuts.
The Alphabetties really need to get a grip, how can anyone expend so much energy on something so meaningless.

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 11:22

lcakethereforeIam · 30/07/2026 11:04

I took against Tim Hortons. An outlet opened in my English Town and I hoped to try that famous Canadian delicacy whose name completely escapes me. The one with the cheese curds? They don't sell it. This won't make me reconsider, they're just doughnuts ffs! Changing my mind because they're HP themed would be nearly as petty as what made me disregard them in the first place. It would make me as unhinged as the tras kicking off. If the bods in Tim Horton's came out as GC though...

It's a bit harsh to take against a doughnut and coffee shop from Hamilton for not selling Québec's famous lunch dish. Should Krispy Kreme do Chicago style pizzas?

You can't even get cheese curds in the U.K. without spending a fortune on mail order from a place in Dorset (ask me how I know...)

But as @TwoLoonsAndASprout says, the doughnuts are rubbish these days. Sold out to a mega corp and the quality dropped like a stone.

I am currently drinking my morning coffee from my old Tim Horton's mug - Toujours Frais 🍁

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 11:27

"When curds are unavailable, mozzarella cheese may be an acceptable alternative"

No, Wikipedia, that is NOT an acceptable alternative. It melts and goes stringy. And it's nothing like cheese curds.

I'm totally derailing this and I don't even care.

TwoLoonsAndASprout · 30/07/2026 11:33

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 11:27

"When curds are unavailable, mozzarella cheese may be an acceptable alternative"

No, Wikipedia, that is NOT an acceptable alternative. It melts and goes stringy. And it's nothing like cheese curds.

I'm totally derailing this and I don't even care.

Hard agree. Curds or nothing.

And in case anyone comes for me saying that I’ve gone down some poutine-purity spiral, DH has discovered that sprinkling cooked and crumbled black pudding over the top is a-maze-ing. Close second is cooked and crumbled haggis (also amazing on Nachos, btw).

But the curds are non-negotiable.

KkkIt · 30/07/2026 11:40

The amount of histrionics and criticism towards JKR is completely out of proportion. Even if you don't agree with her agenda the way she uses her money to support it by a) setting up alternative services and b) funding legal action so principles can be transparently argued in court are the least objectional ways an enormously wealthy person can intervene - with complete respect for democracy and the rule of law.
Many of the people who object to her are still using products from the big corporations that do much more to influence public policy much less openly.

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 11:41

TwoLoonsAndASprout · 30/07/2026 11:33

Hard agree. Curds or nothing.

And in case anyone comes for me saying that I’ve gone down some poutine-purity spiral, DH has discovered that sprinkling cooked and crumbled black pudding over the top is a-maze-ing. Close second is cooked and crumbled haggis (also amazing on Nachos, btw).

But the curds are non-negotiable.

I can see that would work! I have had a poached egg on poutine before to make it into more of a meal and that was also good.

But then, I think you can add a poached egg to most meals because they are lush.

Boiledbeetle · 30/07/2026 11:43

So even doughnuts are transphobic now!

The individuals getting so upset about a trans genocide being caused by a doughnut really need to give themselves a bloody good shake.

krispy kreme doughnuts GIF
lcakethereforeIam · 30/07/2026 12:02

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 11:22

It's a bit harsh to take against a doughnut and coffee shop from Hamilton for not selling Québec's famous lunch dish. Should Krispy Kreme do Chicago style pizzas?

You can't even get cheese curds in the U.K. without spending a fortune on mail order from a place in Dorset (ask me how I know...)

But as @TwoLoonsAndASprout says, the doughnuts are rubbish these days. Sold out to a mega corp and the quality dropped like a stone.

I am currently drinking my morning coffee from my old Tim Horton's mug - Toujours Frais 🍁

Not harsh, petty 😁

I think it's possible to make cheese curds at home.

MapleLeaf190 · 30/07/2026 12:06

dinodart · 30/07/2026 04:04

A coffee chain in Canada will be releasing a few Harry Potter themed things like donuts in August and a few people are losing their minds over it, making nicknames like TERF Hortons.

"Choosing donuts over the safety of trans people is certainly a choice. What a terrible f---ing thing to do."

This article is real, published by the government funded media agency CBC in Canada, it's not a parody...

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/tim-hortons-harry-potter-jk-rowling-9.7287100

I’m Canadian. Living in Canada.
CBC is very left leaning and writes articles about almost anything so I wouldn’t consider this headline news.
In the real world (not on the internet) no one actually cares and Timmies will still have a long line for the drivethru.
I’ve literally never heard a Canadian use the word TERF (I don’t even know what it means). Trans stuff doesn’t come up in Canada nearly as much as it seems to in the UK (based off how many feeds there are on this site about it). It’s literally never mention in day to day living.
The media loves blowing things up from nothing - this is a great example.

TwoLoonsAndASprout · 30/07/2026 12:11

lcakethereforeIam · 30/07/2026 12:02

Not harsh, petty 😁

I think it's possible to make cheese curds at home.

I mean, it’s fair enough to assume that a Canadian food chain might serve various well-known Canadian foods, especially if you don’t know anything about the food chain in question except that it’s Canadian.

Timmies started out as kind of a…truckstop sort of place? @MoistVonL might have more of a feel for its origins. But I mean, it was not fancy - coffee and doughnuts and that’s it. And the coffee was verifiably terrible. I remember when they started offering bagels - eyebrows were definitely raised.

ScrollingLeaves · 30/07/2026 12:14

dinodart · 30/07/2026 04:04

A coffee chain in Canada will be releasing a few Harry Potter themed things like donuts in August and a few people are losing their minds over it, making nicknames like TERF Hortons.

"Choosing donuts over the safety of trans people is certainly a choice. What a terrible f---ing thing to do."

This article is real, published by the government funded media agency CBC in Canada, it's not a parody...

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/tim-hortons-harry-potter-jk-rowling-9.7287100

It must be a sort of collective hysteria, as it often must have been noted, like witch- hunting .

MoistVonL · 30/07/2026 12:17

A coffee shop specialising in doughnuts. Very popular with shift workers etc to grab a coffee and a sugar hit before or after a shift. They branched out into bran muffins for breakfast - woo hoo! When they started selling actual savoury food like bagels we knew they'd betrayed their roots.

We used to have a standing joke -
"Mom says if you see a policeman... you shouldn't be in food Tim Horton's anyway."

If I wanted a fast food lunch, I'd go to Harvey's or Mr Submarine like a sane person.