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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail

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Magpiecomplex · 27/07/2026 20:46

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EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 18:15

She is. She’s the same colours as me.

I wonder if Fenella & Gemma Goldwing do their work with their beaks?

ChristmasStars · Yesterday 18:33

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 17:48

12. The Impossible Appointment

In which there is no time for discussion…

@ChristmasStars had found the envelope propped against the tea urn, addressed in a hand nobody needed to be told belonged to Fenella Burnish, the letters upright and evenly spaced in a way that suggested a ruler had been involved at some stage, if not in the writing itself then in the thinking behind it.

She opened it the way she opened everything now, standing, in full view of the room, because the last one had drawn a crowd before she’d got past the second line and there seemed little point pretending this one wouldn’t.

It did not take long to read.

“Well,” she said. “That’s short.” And she read it aloud, exactly as it was written.

Your letter was constructed with considerable skill and effort. I should like to see the artist. My workshop, Wicken Fen, in ninety minutes’ time. Bring the mapmaker too. The flower was a lovely touch.

There was a silence of the kind that generally preceded a great deal of noise.
Christmas Stars finished reading and lowered the letter. There was a pause before anyone found the correct word to seize on.

“Considerable skill,” said Girdle, trying it out.

“And effort,” said Gimbal. “Considerable effort. That’s two considerables.”

“Is that allowed?” said Girdle. “In the same letter?”

“It’s not a rule,” said Gimbal. “I’m just saying she noticed enough to say it twice.”

Griffin had already got to her feet. “The map,” she said, to no one in particular, then, when no one in particular replied, to everyone. “She’s talking about the map. Considerable skill. That’s the map.”

“She’s talking about the whole thing,” said Girdle.

“She is talking about the whole thing,” Griffin agreed, “which includes the map.”

Gimbal was nodding slowly, with the air of someone arriving at a conclusion she had privately reached some time ago. “I said the flower mattered. Do you remember me saying that? When I put it in the corner, I said, this will matter.”

“You said it was pretty.”

“I said it would matter, and now look.”

At the window, Graphic had gone the particular shade of pink that her fur went when there was nowhere else for it to go, and had become extremely interested in refolding the letter’s envelope along its existing creases, smoothing each one flat with rather more attention than the task required.

“Ninety minutes,” said Girdle, for the third time, to nobody who had asked. “That’s not very long. Is that very long?”

“It’s ninety minutes,” said Gimbal, unhelpfully.

Nobody appeared to be counting it as urgently as Girdle wanted them to. Gasket had already produced a small case from somewhere behind the bar, the kind kept for occasions rather than daily use, and was packing it with a briskness that suggested she had been waiting some time for a reason to use it. A clean cloth for the hands. A second clean cloth in case the first one wasn’t clean enough by the time they arrived. A comb, though nobody present had ever seen Graphic use one.

“She doesn’t need a comb,” said Girdle. “She needs to leave. Ninety minutes.”

“You can’t meet a glazier looking however you like,” said Gasket, adding the comb regardless.

“Ninety minutes,” said Girdle.

Griffin arrived from the direction of the stairs already dressed for travel, in a manner nobody had asked her to be, and announced that she would be going too, since a mapmaker’s work being discussed generally required the mapmaker to be present to discuss it, and it would hardly do for Graphic to answer for both of them.

Gimbal arrived shortly after, also dressed for travel, and announced that she would be coming too, on account of the flower.

Nobody argued with this, mostly because nobody had the time to.

“Ninety minutes,” said Girdle.

Graphic, through all of it, stood very still in the middle of the room while the case was packed around her, still faintly pink, saying nothing, occasionally glancing toward the door as though checking it hadn’t moved.

“Ninety minutes,” said Girdle again, checking the clock on the wall as if it might have changed its mind since she’d last looked.

Griffin checked the clock. “Eleven minutes,” she said. “We should go.”

Gosie and @Hedgehogforshort pulled into the yard at Fenhurst and Rhys’ workshop in Wicken Fen with two minutes to spare. Graphic, Griffin, Gimbal and the small ceremonial case were standing by the workshop door, as though they had been waiting some while and had simply declined to look impatient about it.

The door was answered, as it had been the first time, by the harried hamster apprentice with the clipboard, though this time the clipboard appeared to be expecting them, since she looked at it, then at the five of them, then back at it, with something close to disappointment.

“Do you have an appointment?”

“Yes,” said Gosie.

The apprentice looked faintly wrongfooted by this, as though the question had been asked for its own sake for so long that an actual answer had stopped being anticipated. She consulted the clipboard again, more carefully this time. “Name?”

“Gosie.”

“There’s one appointment,” said the apprentice, looking from Gosie to Hedgehog to Griffin to Graphic to Gimbal and back again, “and there are five of you.”

“Yes,” said Gosie, offering no explanation.

“She’s expecting you,” the hamster said, as though this fact displeased her personally. “Through the workshop. Don’t touch anything on the benches.”

The north light fell flat and even across the workshop as Fenella Burnish turned towards them, and it was as though someone had struck a match. For exactly one moment, the light caught the fiery plumage of an actual flame bowerbird revealing every improbable shade of orange and red at once, before she furled her wings and stepped forward to greet them.

“You made it,” she said.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/12-the-impossible-appointment

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Beautiful!

EdithStourton · Yesterday 18:45

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Yesterday 15:38

@PastaAllaNorma and @EdithStourton - ds1 sounds like your SIL and your neighbour - he has a problem for every solution!

😂

EdithStourton · Yesterday 18:51

I love Fenella. I think a portrait of her would look rather good over a mantlepiece.

Magpiecomplex · Yesterday 19:04

As you know, normally I'm sniffy about birds which aren't black and white. For Fenella I'm prepared to make an exception.

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Chickadeeinme · Yesterday 19:07

Fenella is fantastic!

@AngleofReposeI pretty much agree with @PastaAllaNormaabout Odyssey. Also glad we didn’t get the slaughtered maids. I also thought Circe wasn’t quite what she is in the original, but it was very dramatic nonetheless. It’s probably not a movie for classical purists but despite being almost 3 hours long (I had to duck out for a wee halfway through) it held both of us and DH did not doze off despite very comfy cinema seats. I wish I could have seen it in an IMAX cinema but there’s on,y one within reasonable distance of us and it was solidly booked for the full run. It was very immersive nonetheless though.

DauntlessDamson · Yesterday 19:16

Fenella certainly is very beautiful.

I had never heard of bower birds, so I looked them up and found that they are excellent structural engineers.......

AngleofRepose · Yesterday 20:01

DauntlessDamson · Yesterday 19:16

Fenella certainly is very beautiful.

I had never heard of bower birds, so I looked them up and found that they are excellent structural engineers.......

Yes, bower birds! David Attenborough did a whole segment on them, in a few if his series. It's the males who build, and the females who inspect and say "ok, yes, we can make babies" or "not a chance, pal, look at the state of that bower!" 😄

AngleofRepose · Yesterday 20:07

Isn't Fenella beautiful! However, pretty is as pretty does, as my Great-Grandma used to say (she was born in 1880).

Happy birthday to Boily!! 🎂

I have been reading the Monty Don thread, waiting for The Package (no), and choosing which expensive clothing items I Must Have. I'm on £1,300 now (no, haven't bought anything).

I find there is a very fine line between the joy of internet window shopping and the realization that you really can't afford to buy any more stuff you don't need.

Except if it's your birthday, of course.

AngleofRepose · Yesterday 20:09

Chickadeeinme · Yesterday 19:07

Fenella is fantastic!

@AngleofReposeI pretty much agree with @PastaAllaNormaabout Odyssey. Also glad we didn’t get the slaughtered maids. I also thought Circe wasn’t quite what she is in the original, but it was very dramatic nonetheless. It’s probably not a movie for classical purists but despite being almost 3 hours long (I had to duck out for a wee halfway through) it held both of us and DH did not doze off despite very comfy cinema seats. I wish I could have seen it in an IMAX cinema but there’s on,y one within reasonable distance of us and it was solidly booked for the full run. It was very immersive nonetheless though.

I'm not even sure where my nearest IMax is... I might just have to see it "normal style."

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 21:12

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 18:10

Fenella is beautuful

Thank you. That is what I was going for. The AI image doesn't show her real plumage, so here is a flame bowerbird so you can see what she looks like.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 21:55

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 21:12

Thank you. That is what I was going for. The AI image doesn't show her real plumage, so here is a flame bowerbird so you can see what she looks like.

I think Edith suggested a portrait of her. Although I think a stain glass window in the dying arts snug would be more fitting.

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 22:01

Maud did manage to fit 4 candles on the second mini battenberg cake we had.

I reckon she could have fitted more than 2 of the pink and yellow ones on and the idea was to try more on the third cake.

Unfortunately on returning to the kitchen the third, fourth and fifth mini battenberg cakes had disappeared.

Maud is adamant that they were in the kitchen when she was cutting up the second cake. She suspects girl cat stole them.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
MyrtleLion · Yesterday 22:02

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 21:55

I think Edith suggested a portrait of her. Although I think a stain glass window in the dying arts snug would be more fitting.

I completely agree.

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