Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 21:05

JanesLittleGirl · 18/07/2026 20:46

So are we agreed that we have no interest in what spaces are available for the OP to park her Volvo; especially given that she didn't have the decency to provide a diagram?

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Lurkingandlearning · 2026-07-17T18:41:14+00:00

Is this what we need to be asking for now? That wouldn't exclude people who had transitioned. But it would exclude people who have a penis. Surely when people had transitioned and have a vulva instead of a penis they would feel exactly the same way, as women.

JanesLittleGirl · 18/07/2026 20:46

So are we agreed that we have no interest in what spaces are available for the OP to park her Volvo; especially given that she didn't have the decency to provide a diagram?

MildlyMoist · 18/07/2026 19:40

I wonder if we could make this happen automatically when someone comes on to mansplain? Like a nice visual representation of how they really don’t just want to quietly get on with their lives. Like a litmus test for liars.

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 19:11

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 18:57

@BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp which ten letters are you keeping?

I think you'll find that 25-2.5 (owed to @Seethlaw ) leaves 22.5 letters. I shall be keeping 11, and you can have 11.25, and I'll rent you the remaining .25 letters for a nominal sum.

I'm keeping B r i d g e t F o r t
Seethlaw can have Y p and half of u

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:59

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 18:58

That's 2.5 letters... What am I supposed to do with that!?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to steal all of "Bridget", muahaha!

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Improvise! Be creative! 😆

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 18:58

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:54

10% of my username, final offer

(you can't have it all because I've given @Boiledbeetle half of it and an IOU for Tunnocks. I kept my soul)

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That's 2.5 letters... What am I supposed to do with that!?

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to steal all of "Bridget", muahaha!

😈

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 18:57

@BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp which ten letters are you keeping?

GriseldaandMike · 18/07/2026 18:56

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 18:39

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

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Shh you've only had the powers for 5 minutes and you are dropping hints to anyone passing by

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I'm glad someone else let you into the secret. It's their soul on the line if you spill the beans to all and sundry.

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:54

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 18:39

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

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10% of my username, final offer

(you can't have it all because I've given @Boiledbeetle half of it and an IOU for Tunnocks. I kept my soul)

😇

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:47

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 18:42

Surely by now someone has sent you a PM with explicit instructions?

Not me mind, I'm still waiting on my Tunnock's payment.

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Hmmm someone mysterious. (There's an IOU under your pillow, and you can have half of the rights to my username for your next book). 😉

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 18:45

FlirtsWithRhinos · 18/07/2026 18:44

I feel so dumb not realising an emoji was just a word in the bigly world

You are not alone. It took me way too long to realise

FlirtsWithRhinos · 18/07/2026 18:44

I feel so dumb not realising an emoji was just a word in the bigly world

FlirtsWithRhinos · 18/07/2026 18:43

GriseldaandMike · 18/07/2026 10:45

Do you know the way of the

bigly words?

If you do you know how to get the

BIGLY EMOJIS 😉

If you don't it might be time for me to take an apprentice and teach the magic ways to another.

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😍

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I am very happy right now

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 18:42

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:25

#BridgetOnTheOldiPad
#BridgetIsSad
#VerySadBridget
#SadBridgetSad
...
#SadTimesForBridget
#JustVeryVerySad

Surely by now someone has sent you a PM with explicit instructions?

Not me mind, I'm still waiting on my Tunnock's payment.

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 18:39

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:25

#BridgetOnTheOldiPad
#BridgetIsSad
#VerySadBridget
#SadBridgetSad
...
#SadTimesForBridget
#JustVeryVerySad

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 18:25

#BridgetOnTheOldiPad
#BridgetIsSad
#VerySadBridget
#SadBridgetSad
...
#SadTimesForBridget
#JustVeryVerySad

JanesLittleGirl · 18/07/2026 18:07

I got the package from Lucifer. He wanted my soul in exchange but settled for my gender identity. The Old Gentleman wasn't best pleased when he discovered that I didn't have one but hey, caveat emptor.

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 17:53

GriseldaandMike · 18/07/2026 17:49

Boiled you did introduce me to the bigly words (under a different user name) about 2 years ago but a different covern member taught me the upside downy words. I haven't shared either with anyone yet as I was doing my time as a learner and making sure the powers didn't drag me to the darkside.

I feel I have served my time as an apprentice and am ready to initiate one or two of my own.

If they promise not to use the powers for

EVIL PURPOSES

Or

uıɐƃ ןɐuosɹǝԀ

Ps Boiled I gave you teacakes at the time stop try to get more out of me.

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I know you paid in full, I was attempting to fleece Bridget! Now you've buggered that I'll have to go lurk around in AIBU in order to pick up some gullible fools.

GriseldaandMike · 18/07/2026 17:49

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 17:32

I believe she knows everything I know. She should, it cost her 144 Tunnock's Tea cakes, the balance of which is still outstanding. So if you pay her debt to me I'll definitely make sure she shares the power with you.

Honest.

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Boiled you did introduce me to the bigly words (under a different user name) about 2 years ago but a different covern member taught me the upside downy words. I haven't shared either with anyone yet as I was doing my time as a learner and making sure the powers didn't drag me to the darkside.

I feel I have served my time as an apprentice and am ready to initiate one or two of my own.

If they promise not to use the powers for

EVIL PURPOSES

Or

uıɐƃ ןɐuosɹǝԀ

Ps Boiled I gave you teacakes at the time stop try to get more out of me.

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 17:44

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 17:43

After travelling to the ends of the Earth, on foot, in the snow, with only water to sustain me, I have found...

the Fount of Bigly Letters.

As well as a cryptic map of where to find a deep, deep well, at the bottom of which was buried...

ǝƃɐʞɔɐԀ sɹǝʇʇǝ˥ uʍoᗡ ǝpısd∩ ǝɥʇ

My journey: it is accomplished and I have reached Nirvana.

😇

😡Duplicity!!!!

CornishDaughteroftheDawn · 18/07/2026 17:43

Oops, I should have read the thread. I see we’ve done penis origami already.

How about colon contortions and the smell of poo?

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 17:43

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 17:39

For your soul or the teacakes?

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Too early to say. Probably not soul, but stranger things have happened.

oops gotta go!

Seethlaw · 18/07/2026 17:43

After travelling to the ends of the Earth, on foot, in the snow, with only water to sustain me, I have found...

the Fount of Bigly Letters.

As well as a cryptic map of where to find a deep, deep well, at the bottom of which was buried...

ǝƃɐʞɔɐԀ sɹǝʇʇǝ˥ uʍoᗡ ǝpısd∩ ǝɥʇ

My journey: it is accomplished and I have reached Nirvana.

😇

CornishDaughteroftheDawn · 18/07/2026 17:41

Lurkingandlearning · 17/07/2026 19:44

I'm sorry. I thought part of the surgery to change the genitalia removed the penis and created something at least resembling a vulva. Am I wrong?

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Having seen some of the images of surgery, I would say yes you are very wrong.

Google with care to find out what they do to the penis and sometimes the colon.

Boiledbeetle · 18/07/2026 17:39

BridgetYourFortyDaysAreUp · 18/07/2026 17:35

ok. Here's what I think: my phone's battery is about to die (honest, gov) so I shall recharge and return, after I work out where I'm going to acquire the remaining debt.

(or something like that. honest)

Would you accept an IOU?

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For your soul or the teacakes?

Vulva Only Spaces

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I wonder if we could make this happen automatically when someone comes on to mansplain? Like a nice visual representation of how they really don’t just want to quietly get on with their lives. Like a litmus test for liars.

😈

10% of my username, final offer

😇

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

10% of my username, final offer

😇

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

😈

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

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BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

10% of my username, final offer

😇

bigly words?

BIGLY EMOJIS 😉

🍿🐈😄

😍

🚀

BridgetNeedsToInsertASpaceAfterTheHash

EVIL PURPOSES

uıɐƃ ןɐuosɹǝԀ

EVIL PURPOSES

uıɐƃ ןɐuosɹǝԀ

the Fount of Bigly Letters.

ǝƃɐʞɔɐԀ sɹǝʇʇǝ˥ uʍoᗡ ǝpısd∩ ǝɥʇ

😇

the Fount of Bigly Letters.

ǝƃɐʞɔɐԀ sɹǝʇʇǝ˥ uʍoᗡ ǝpısd∩ ǝɥʇ

😇