I'm going to call myself UglyDumpling because I feel like that's the right name for me.
I feel like it's the right name for me because I'm stubborn, badly informed and a little bit sexist, and that's what having an UglyDumpling identity means, at least to me.
Can I expect you to honour my preference? Or at least, expect that you will not complain when those who do agree call me UglyDumpling? Or will you be antagonistic to the people who want to support my choice?