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Charabanc · 06/09/2025 09:30

Coffeelovr · 05/09/2025 17:51

Labour Party: "This news means the Party will now need to hold a Deputy Leadership Election."

So is Lammy's appointment interim?

They're two different positions:

Deputy Prime Minister - non-job that the PM appoints, and can remove someone from as they wish

Deputy Leader of the Labour party - non-job that the Party votes for, and cannot be removed by the PM. Often a thorn in the PM's side (see Tom Watson and Jeremy Corbyn, Rayner and Starmer)

Lammy has been given Deputy PM as a consolation prize for being demoted from the Home Office. I doubt he can do much damage as Justice Secretary.

SamphiretheTervosaur · 06/09/2025 08:45

Ye gods!

Good job this is still in my username list

JellySaurus · 06/09/2025 08:38

*Best of luck to DH, and please keep us updated on his cervix project. I’ve often wanted to grow a penis, for easy peeing when out in the woods; I’ve squatted in scratchy grass too often, not to mention losing my balance and falling into a nettle patch.

But I’ll wait to hear how he gets on before buying a kit.*

I can pee standing up in the woods. But that doesn't make me a man, not even a man with a grow-your-own. It makes me a woman with a SheWee.

AMansAManForAllThat · 06/09/2025 08:05

PamIsAVolleyballChamp · 05/09/2025 22:41

Love it, for a' that and a' that

Someone linked the song on an SP thread and I really wanted an FWR name (I had GlinnerOfHope but people mistook me for Glinner).

I’m sorry I misspelled.

LeftieRightsHoarder · 06/09/2025 00:24

TyrannysaurusXXrightshoarder · 05/09/2025 20:10

Ooooh, I can break out this username again!
I am particularly excited because I have had some successes and some failures this year, on the growth front.
Me and DH are novice gardeners and we have tried so hard to get it all right. But we failed spectacularly with a Pawlonia Tomentosa in spring. So we tried again with a tree Ceonothus. Both seem to have died. Maybe it's the location. I don't know. I have had some success with Ivy Leafed Toadflax, which I have wanted for years, to spread throughout our dry stone walls - fingers crossed for me please!!! But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.
Hithankcueee.

Best of luck to DH, and please keep us updated on his cervix project. I’ve often wanted to grow a penis, for easy peeing when out in the woods; I’ve squatted in scratchy grass too often, not to mention losing my balance and falling into a nettle patch.

But I’ll wait to hear how he gets on before buying a kit.

ErrolTheDinosaur · 05/09/2025 23:49

I would have thought Starmer was relieved when that space opened up on the ministerial Rubik’s cube so he could shuffle lammy off the world stage

peanutbuttertoasty · 05/09/2025 23:37

I’d feel safer with that cat in office than this lot

Boiledbeetle · 05/09/2025 22:58

At least some things remain the same

x.com/Number10cat/status/1963962719985385965?t=SSAMX89JBDC584xSs-WjZQ&s=19

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
Oblahdeeoblahdoe · 05/09/2025 22:44

Lammy has effectively been demoted so no one listens to the prat. ROAR!!!

inkysaurusMoose · 05/09/2025 22:43

Namechangedfortheterfasaurs · 05/09/2025 22:32

Just dropping by to remark that the ghastly Lammy has had a profound effect on….many of our usernames!

YaAAaaarrrrR!

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
PamIsAVolleyballChamp · 05/09/2025 22:41

AMansAManForAllThat · 05/09/2025 20:15

Oh joy. I’ll polish my irritation ready for use.

Love it, for a' that and a' that

Boiledbeetle · 05/09/2025 22:38

Namechangedfortheterfasaurs · 05/09/2025 22:32

Just dropping by to remark that the ghastly Lammy has had a profound effect on….many of our usernames!

I manged to not use my Boiledbeetleasaurus user name. I'm most annoyed with myself.

Namechangedfortheterfasaurs · 05/09/2025 22:32

Just dropping by to remark that the ghastly Lammy has had a profound effect on….many of our usernames!

Boiledbeetle · 05/09/2025 22:22

🦕 “Respect, Rights, and Reclamation” — Interpretive Dance Routine

🎭 Scene One: The Jurassic Rights Roundabout

  • Setting: A circular stage, dimly lit, with a spotlight on a central figure resembling David Lammy—suited, static, blinking in confusion.
  • Enter the Dinosaurs: Women in inflatable dinosaur costumes stomp rhythmically around him. Their movements are exaggerated—tail swishes, clawed hands clutching large cardboard pieces labeled “RIGHTS” in bold, glittery lettering.
  • Scuttlers and Brandishers:
  • Some dancers scuttle low to the ground, gathering “rights” cards in frantic, protective motions, clutching them to their chests like sacred relics.
  • Others rise tall, brandishing their cards in front of Lammy with sharp, angular gestures—like protest placards in motion.
  • Music: A mix of tribal drums and distorted parliamentary soundbites, echoing phrases like “hoarding dinosaurs” and “men can grow cervixes”.

🌱 Scene Two: The Cervix Garden Struggle

  • Enter the Pots: Women in lab coats and gardening gloves carry terracotta pots labeled “CERVIX”, each containing a surreal, fleshy-looking bloom—part anatomical, part botanical.
  • Men in Baby Doll Dresses: A chorus of male dancers in matching pastel dresses attempt to wrestle the pots away. Their movements are clumsy, exaggerated, almost slapstick—arms flailing, feet tangling.
  • Tension Builds: The women resist with graceful, grounded choreography—spins, lunges, and protective cradling of the pots. The men’s attempts grow increasingly absurd, culminating in one dancer trying to “plant” a cervix in his own pot, which promptly wilts.

💜 Scene Three: The Reveal and Reclamation

  • Costume Shedding: The dinosaur dancers unzip and step out of their inflatable suits. Beneath, they wear elegant, everyday clothing in suffragette colours—green, white, and purple.
  • Formation Shift: They form a V-shape around Lammy, who now looks visibly smaller, almost shrinking under the weight of their unified presence.
  • Final Gesture:
  • Each woman holds a “rights” card aloft.
  • One dancer steps forward, places her card gently at Lammy’s feet, and says (spoken word): “We are not hoarding. We are holding. We are not extinct. We are alive.”
  • Another adds: “And no matter how hard you try, you cannot grow what you do not have.”

🎬 Conclusion: Lights Fade, Message Lingers

  • The music softens into a choral hum

—echoes of “Respect. Rights. Reality.”

  • The dancers exit slowly, leaving Lammy alone on stage, surrounded by rights cards and wilted cervix pots.
  • A final projection appears behind him:

“We aren’t dinosaurs. We are women. And we’re not going anywhere.”

The rehearsals are going well.

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 05/09/2025 21:45

Dug up the name when I heard the call.

It may take a while for me to be fully recalled to battle duty as it’s tricky for me to lumber myself anywhere. Being one of the larger and less nimble dinosaurs.

But I shall be there. Rights hoarding outsourced to a dragon in a secure cave vault for now. Battle armour needs a bit of maintenance so would be grateful for pointers to helpful You Tube videos.

PachacutisBadAuntie · 05/09/2025 21:06

TyrannysaurusXXrightshoarder · 05/09/2025 20:10

Ooooh, I can break out this username again!
I am particularly excited because I have had some successes and some failures this year, on the growth front.
Me and DH are novice gardeners and we have tried so hard to get it all right. But we failed spectacularly with a Pawlonia Tomentosa in spring. So we tried again with a tree Ceonothus. Both seem to have died. Maybe it's the location. I don't know. I have had some success with Ivy Leafed Toadflax, which I have wanted for years, to spread throughout our dry stone walls - fingers crossed for me please!!! But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.
Hithankcueee.

Ivy Leafed Toadflax will grow readily from any crevice, self seeds happily, and doesn't seem to root into anything, so if some of it looks a bit scraggy you can just pick it up and compost it. It's one of the very few things I grow successfully!

Good luck with the cervix as well, but I don't think that's so straightforward...

peanutbuttertoasty · 05/09/2025 21:06

Stichintime · 05/09/2025 20:59

Took a dislike to Lammy when he was protesting about a primary school closure because he used to go there! The school was failed by OFSTED, and he should of been fighting to get a decent education for all those failed students, whose education had been marred by poor teaching and management. It was Devonshire Hill in Tottenham I belive.

If that’s the quality of his education…it shows.

Stichintime · 05/09/2025 20:59

Took a dislike to Lammy when he was protesting about a primary school closure because he used to go there! The school was failed by OFSTED, and he should of been fighting to get a decent education for all those failed students, whose education had been marred by poor teaching and management. It was Devonshire Hill in Tottenham I belive.

anyolddinosaur · 05/09/2025 20:53

I wanted to be rightshoardingdinosaur but someone else took it. Annoying as I dont think they use it.

Mahmood is reported to have said it was "Unacceptable' to question Supreme Court gender ruling"

Boiledbeetle · 05/09/2025 20:49

TyrannysaurusXXrightshoarder · 05/09/2025 20:10

Ooooh, I can break out this username again!
I am particularly excited because I have had some successes and some failures this year, on the growth front.
Me and DH are novice gardeners and we have tried so hard to get it all right. But we failed spectacularly with a Pawlonia Tomentosa in spring. So we tried again with a tree Ceonothus. Both seem to have died. Maybe it's the location. I don't know. I have had some success with Ivy Leafed Toadflax, which I have wanted for years, to spread throughout our dry stone walls - fingers crossed for me please!!! But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.
Hithankcueee.

May his hard work and dedication bear cervixes.

SionnachRuadh · 05/09/2025 20:21

Lammy is capable of being thoughtful and intelligent. The trick is to get him to bother his arse doing it.

BratOuttaHell · 05/09/2025 20:17

Fucking Lammy. I liked him in his younger years. Great MP for Tottenham and good to see a young black man rising up the ranks. Then he had to go and fuck it all with his misogynist BS.

Shabana Mahmood I have a lot of time for,

(Also like Streeting. He’s got better and better)

ArabellaSaurus · 05/09/2025 20:16

TyrannysaurusXXrightshoarder · 05/09/2025 20:10

Ooooh, I can break out this username again!
I am particularly excited because I have had some successes and some failures this year, on the growth front.
Me and DH are novice gardeners and we have tried so hard to get it all right. But we failed spectacularly with a Pawlonia Tomentosa in spring. So we tried again with a tree Ceonothus. Both seem to have died. Maybe it's the location. I don't know. I have had some success with Ivy Leafed Toadflax, which I have wanted for years, to spread throughout our dry stone walls - fingers crossed for me please!!! But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.
Hithankcueee.

Did you use rooting powder?

AMansAManForAllThat · 05/09/2025 20:15

Oh joy. I’ll polish my irritation ready for use.

TeiTetua · 05/09/2025 20:14

SionnachRuadh · 05/09/2025 18:03

I quite like Shabbers. She's one of Labour's few standout performers, and she says "fuck" more than Glinner.

Well, er, if that's a qualification...

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