Mumsnet Obsession With Penises

A cracked egg and chives?!

That is proper. 😘

If it's an 11 year old, then Id be concerned about why they were on the internet at 2.30am unsupervised. It would explain many things though.

There's a thread on "army curry" at Arrse.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/army-curry.50133/

I haven't seen a recipe yet, but there's mention of a cookbook for the Brigade of Gurkhas.

It sounds like what my mum called NAAFI curry. I used to pick out the sultanas and leave them on the side of the plate.

Though I am saddened by my son's near-estrangement from us, it's noticeable that he can get over his feelings of disgust at my daring to see gender differently from him when he needs advice on something I know about and he doesn't.

Could someone bring the thread full circle by providing a recipe for curried penis?

Well it was certainly interesting that post was 2.30am in the morning.

Most PARENTS of gender questioning kids here will be in bed by that time being knackered after looking their child that they love very much.

(Noting there are actually plenty of Dads here too, but you'd know that if you were a regular).

I don't think you should be reading 50 Shades of Grey so often 🤣

Oh I will give this a go.

To be honest I love a pack of those Korean spicy noodles, the really soupy ones, and then to crack an egg on top. Feel like a world class chef when I do that, especially if I sprinkle some chopped chives on top.

Buh-loody hell.

That you, OP?

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JFC that was painful and people like Rachel think laws should be made on that level of complete and utter incoherence.

My Grandad loved curried fishcakes!

I'm currently googling to see if I can find a recipe that is most like her dish. Not finding a good match so far, but it also had sugar in it if i recall.

I'm not selling it, am I?

I'm sorry, but curried sausages with raisins is 100% the most controversial thing I've read on Mumsnet.

Brilliant!

That sounds good.

My mother used to make curried sausages in the 1970s. With raisons and always with sliced banana and coconut. It was really good surprisingly.

But I am not great with curry generally although I love a creamy passanda. I am afraid I just use a jar of korma and then add more coconut milk to even that so it becomes even more mild. And pappadums. Lots of pappadums. I'm more obsessed with those than penises to be honest. (And people with penises are not women).

I think some of the OPs opinions "everyone thought eating curry was weird in the 50s", "everyone on mumsnet is married" "everyone is married to a man (traditional bepenised kind)" probably reflects their own ingrained conservative view of the world a little more than they'd like to examine.

There must have been so many returnees with recipe books and eating habits shaped in Indian kitchens from 1947 on - though curries had been popular for centuries. Remember the bit in E F Benson's Queen Lucia (1920) with the guru/curry cook?

It's as though the OP knows nothing about culinary history or British and Irish domestic habits.

Go ask your trans friends why they all keep their penises.

You'll be in good company of those who really obsess about their "lady bits and the euphoria it brings".

My parents got very fond of curry in the 1950s - their faves were in a Burmese restaurant somewhere near the Charing Cross Road, and when Auntie S came back from India late in the decade with a head full of recipes she was very popular.

Yes! made with minced lamb, spices in the meatballs and other spices in the sauce. She was very insistent on grinding ones own, but she always had help in the kitchen so I cut myself a bit of slack on that.

Have I got this right:
there was a question on AIBU 'What is your most controversial opinion?' and somehow this morphed into a bunch of posts appearing on the Feminism: Sex and gender discussions board, most of which display a total lack of awareness of the issues, a complete ignorance of the range of boards on MN, an unwillingness to debate any of their claims, and then 'you've never even met a trans person, door-slam'.

We've had our usual fun with the obvious silliness of a lot of the posts, but nobody on this board asked for these opinions. and frankly it's getting a bit tedious now.

Why did their contributions not appear on the board which originally asked the question about controversial opinions? How did then end up here? Can they all be moved back to AIBU?

It really is very simple. Fact trumps delusion/illusion every time.

Male OR female. Man OR woman.

One cannot be or become the other sex. However one might want that.

It isn't kind or supportive or right to affirm nonsense like that. Particularly when there are potentially actual, devastating and irreversible consequences to health as well as mental and emotional well-being.

I’ve not read the full thread but my direct answer to this premise is you’d be concerned if you had a pre pre verbal 15 year old girl who needs a lot of carers attending to her intimate needs if told that anyone with a penis may be doing that.

id be more concerned if I was told that only women, including men who identified as such and had not had any surgeries, were the only group of people who’d be giving her care.

seemingly the world has learned nothing about how abusers deliberately target the most vulnerable in any which way they can.

no males AT ALL is safer than mostly women and a few men who changed their name to Gloria.

of course reprimanding threads like this are DESIGNED to shame women into be kind, the perfect cover for such abusers.

Which group of people is the most vulnerable to sexual assault? Women and girls who have severe physical and / or cognitive disabilities.

Why? Men know how easy it is.

What do men have that drives this? Penises

Meatball curry?! Is this a thing?

Yes agreed. There's lots of incoherent nonsense flying in.