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Donate £10 to Lumos and have dinner with JKR

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fromorbit · 01/06/2025 13:38

JKR has made a very generous offer on Twitter:

J.K. Rowling
https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1929113511004664078

I mean this, by the way. Donate £10 to lumos, I'll draw three names out of a hat and we'll have dinner. It could be KFC, but the wonderful JamesChiavarini has just suggested his restaurant, so it might be there instead (travel and accommodation on me if you're not in London).

Offer stands! Applications close at midnight on Monday. A £10 donation means your name will go into the draw.

https://wearelumos.org/how-you-can-help/donate/

If your name’s chosen and you’re outside London (or the UK) I’ll pay for travel and accommodation.

Once donations have been verified with Lumos I’ll select three donors’ names at random (can’t promise a literal hat, but who knows).

I’ll match the total sum donated to Lumos between first offer and midnight Monday.

And once my three fellow diners have been chosen, we’ll have a vote on whether we’re having KFC or going to Il Portico.

Additional offer from John Boyne:

John Boyne

£10 donated to Lumos. Whoever has the good fortune to win the raffle and have dinner with you, I'll donate £1,000 to the charity of his or her choosing.

This was inspired by JKR's ongoing twitter spat with Jolyon:

I've never sought to auction dinner with myself at a Michelin-starred restaurant with ‘a selection of wines from [my] own cellar’ as you have, Jolyon, but if anyone wants to bung Lumos £10, I'll draw a name out of a hat and we'll split a KFC bargain bucket.

https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1929113511004664078

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HaddyAbrams · 02/06/2025 19:33

Snapespeare · 02/06/2025 19:27

She'd have her work cut out when I turn up with my suitcase....that's less than half of them...

Why do you have so many?

ArabellaScott · 02/06/2025 19:30

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/06/2025 18:45

And cutted-up pears for dessert?

Pom bear?

ArabellaScott · 02/06/2025 19:28

Well, great, and can you also offer something for the school tombola for Thursday, Mrs Rowling? No alcohol after what happened at last year's beetledrive. Mrs Smollett has still not recovered, and the Primary Six hamster is yet to be replaced.

Snapespeare · 02/06/2025 19:27

She'd have her work cut out when I turn up with my suitcase....that's less than half of them...

Donate £10 to Lumos and have dinner with JKR
DifferentChoicesTooLate · 02/06/2025 19:23

MissScarletInTheBallroom · 02/06/2025 19:07

I've been wondering whether JK's team will do any vetting of the people whose names are chosen.

It would be awful if one of the winners turned out to be a trans activist who just wants to throw their drink over her.

It would be but I think it would be one massive home goal!

MissScarletInTheBallroom · 02/06/2025 19:07

I've been wondering whether JK's team will do any vetting of the people whose names are chosen.

It would be awful if one of the winners turned out to be a trans activist who just wants to throw their drink over her.

CervixSampler · 02/06/2025 19:07

There’s nothing vegetarian on that menu but Dd tells me kfc do a vegan burger so we are good. Dd is asking me what we’d wear. Dd has also donated.

DandelionDahlia · 02/06/2025 19:05

Just wondering - if JK asks the Goblet of Fire to spit out three chosen names, is it actually going to spit out 4?

This would boost my chances.

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/06/2025 18:45

CriticalCondition · 02/06/2025 17:58

Do you think the restaurant could put A Massive Salad and Roast Chicken (7 ways) on the specials menu? Just so the MNers can reveal themselves to eachother. They don't have to actually order them, just point them out and eye eachother meaningfully. Grin

And cutted-up pears for dessert?

CriticalCondition · 02/06/2025 17:58

Do you think the restaurant could put A Massive Salad and Roast Chicken (7 ways) on the specials menu? Just so the MNers can reveal themselves to eachother. They don't have to actually order them, just point them out and eye eachother meaningfully. Grin

MoistVonL · 02/06/2025 17:40

WithSilverBells · 02/06/2025 17:21

Tbh it would be wasted on me. I would come out with all sorts of starstruck gibberish and spill food down my top. I'll auction it on MN if JK lets me😁

It’s ok, I’ll take it off your hands 😉

TheAutumnCrow · 02/06/2025 17:31

I got an email receipt for my donation so I’m guessing the lucky winners will be emailed??

DialSquare · 02/06/2025 17:24

She confirmed it could be more than £10 when someone asked yesterday so all good!

Donate £10 to Lumos and have dinner with JKR
WithSilverBells · 02/06/2025 17:21

MoistVonL · 02/06/2025 17:17

No way. She wouldn’t do that. I think it’s just a minimum of a tenner. (I did £20 as well)

Tbh it would be wasted on me. I would come out with all sorts of starstruck gibberish and spill food down my top. I'll auction it on MN if JK lets me😁

HaddyAbrams · 02/06/2025 17:18

I looked at the menu and didn't even know what half the stuff was, let alone what I'd choose! Grin
Ok, so I do know what it is, but I've never eaten it. I'm not fussy though so I'll let someone pick for me.

MoistVonL · 02/06/2025 17:17

WithSilverBells · 02/06/2025 14:13

Me too. But now I'm panicking that only the £10 donations count😬

No way. She wouldn’t do that. I think it’s just a minimum of a tenner. (I did £20 as well)

MoistVonL · 02/06/2025 17:16

Ok, so we’ve chosen our mains, schlepped our books to be signed, and are aiming at smart casual (I only have one smart outfit and it’s very warm, so I’m hoping for a cold snap)

Is anyone having a starter? Burrata caponata sounds nice.

Igmum · 02/06/2025 15:41

Donated. Though I’m very worried that if I win I will spend the entire evening blushing beetroot red, burbling, giggling and saying ‘OMG’. I am normally a sane human, fully able to converse with others but guys this is JKR! 😳

mollyweasleyspinnie · 02/06/2025 14:48

I want to know how much money this offer has made for the charity. It’s wonderful to think of what good she can do with it too.

WompWompBoom · 02/06/2025 14:45

I've donated. I'd be in awe of her but would love to win!

murasaki · 02/06/2025 14:34

I'd have the saltimbocca, roast potatoes and spinach.

As despite loving spaghetti vongole, I'm not disgracing myself by eating it in front of JKR.

musicalfrog · 02/06/2025 14:33

SD1978 · 02/06/2025 10:40

As a point of interest. How are they getting the info of who has donated, as there wasn’t anywhere to opt in/ opt out of your details going to a third party? KFC with JKR would actually be beyond surreal and a great night I have no doubt!!!!!

It's her charity. There is no third party ☺️

I'm in with a chance now too 🤞🤞

Floisme · 02/06/2025 14:32

I’m planning what to wear and I’ve not even donated yet Blush

RoyalCorgi · 02/06/2025 14:24

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 02/06/2025 10:24

I think I’d be utterly star struck and make a fool of myself. 😬

She’d go away thinking I was a complete buffoon.

Me too. I would sit there smiling inanely the whole time. Although I've donated, I am genuinely terrified of the possibility that I might win.

WithSilverBells · 02/06/2025 14:13

Enrichetta · 02/06/2025 10:49

Donated £20 for good measure…

Me too. But now I'm panicking that only the £10 donations count😬

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