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David Walliams

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mrpenny · 10/11/2026 12:16

To Think it could not have been DW??

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BrandiedAromatics · 11/11/2026 15:38

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IdentifyingAsAWoollyMammoth · 11/11/2026 15:26

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 11/11/2026 15:06

Now everyone will have an idea who the next one is too …..

Except a lot of people included in "everyone" are brain-dead morons.

The Daily Star has said there's another injunction out preventing allegations of a sexual nature coming out. They give no clues to the identity but confirm there are multiple complaints from women. Yet at least half the "guesses" being made by people on the report are suggesting GAY MEN.

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 11/11/2026 15:06

Now everyone will have an idea who the next one is too …..

MrDirtyBear · 11/11/2026 15:06

Sartre · 11/11/2026 14:45

To be fair to both Ross and Gervais (but particularly Gervais as this was right at the start of his career), we don’t know the context there at all. I gather it was a charity comedy event, they probably didn’t know who this girl was and perhaps it was commonplace for young people to be invited along. They’re posing for a quick photo, she isn’t sitting with them so presumably didn’t drink and dine alongside them. I don’t know, it’s easy to judge from snapshots. I doubt Gervais is complicit, he was very fresh on the scene when that pic was taken.

You get no context at all from that photograph?

Astonishing.

Gervais, appeared in Spaced, the 11 O'Clock Show, Meet Ricky Gervais 2000 and before. After that The Office and Extras.

He looks very established with Ross there. More so than sat-at-the-back Walliams.

But sure. I'd be more inclined to write it off if the picture was AFTER Ross chose to use a submitted joke about 16 year olds.

We'll have to agree to disagree. I guess its also possible that Ghislane just didn't notice Guiffre and Andrew together in that picture.

UnaPersson · 11/11/2026 14:57

Lookatheskies · 11/11/2026 14:28

It reminds me of Steve Coogan who wanted to go out with my friend who when she was 15 years old. Dread to think who else he tried it on with.

He has always had an unpleasant vibe about him, somehow. And some of his humour is distinctly misogynistic.

Sartre · 11/11/2026 14:45

MrDirtyBear · 11/11/2026 13:21

What strikes me every time I see that picture is "Ross didn't know", he says.

All he had to do was turn around and the context for the "joke" would have been obvious.

Are we to believe he didn't turn around?

And Gervais? Fearlessly attacked Hollywood, yet chickened out back home?

To be fair to both Ross and Gervais (but particularly Gervais as this was right at the start of his career), we don’t know the context there at all. I gather it was a charity comedy event, they probably didn’t know who this girl was and perhaps it was commonplace for young people to be invited along. They’re posing for a quick photo, she isn’t sitting with them so presumably didn’t drink and dine alongside them. I don’t know, it’s easy to judge from snapshots. I doubt Gervais is complicit, he was very fresh on the scene when that pic was taken.

faithfultoGeorgeMichael · 11/11/2026 14:40

Lookatheskies · 11/11/2026 14:28

It reminds me of Steve Coogan who wanted to go out with my friend who when she was 15 years old. Dread to think who else he tried it on with.

Steve Coogan made jokes about Jimmy Savile being a pervert and a creep for years. Then he played him and was paid £££££. Then the show was sold all around the world and won him praise. More millions in Steves bank, not a penny to the victims. I was assaulted by Savile and wrote to the BBC to ask if they thought it was appropriate for them to profit from telling the victims story, when they had enabled the rapist. But I didn't get an answer because Operation Yewtree survivors are still listed as vexatious complainants by the BBC.
Its pretty wild eh?

Lookatheskies · 11/11/2026 14:28

It reminds me of Steve Coogan who wanted to go out with my friend who when she was 15 years old. Dread to think who else he tried it on with.

nicepotoftea · 11/11/2026 14:20

PropertyD · 11/11/2026 14:04

That is complete rubbish. What are you going to do ban relationships if there is XXX age gap. You couldnt police this.

I had a realtionship when I was 19 with someone 17 years older than me. It was my choice to do this and whilst it ended I dont think I need to say I was vunerable and didnt really know what I was doing

I'm making a character judgement not suggesting legislation.

I'm happy to accept that sometimes large age gaps work, but if there is a pattern of repeatedly seeking out and then ditching much younger girls and women, he isn't interested in their unique personality.

Stratosphericcloud · 11/11/2026 14:19

Prince Andrew
Philip Schofield
Hugh Edwards
Russell Brand
And now allegedly David Walliams.

Their entitlement is off the charts. They all behaved as if only their feelings matter and they all use mental health as an excuse when found out, from sex addiction, to stress, to depression.

It’s an established pattern and one thankfully we all recognise now but we need to get a hell of a lot better at stopping it from the outset.

These cases are known about because of the celebrity status of the men involved but there are hundreds of other similar individuals, usually males, in the work place, in a police force, or army regiment, at the sports club, in a church, or school, taking advantage of their superior status right now who need to be called out and in the majority of cases it needs to be other men of similar status policing this.

UnaPersson · 11/11/2026 14:18

Namechange5684 · 11/11/2026 13:13

Photo now added.

She looks like a hostage. 😬

PropertyD · 11/11/2026 14:04

nicepotoftea · 11/11/2026 13:18

They were in their 20s and he was looking for a relationship.

Why not look for a relationship with somebody of his own generation?

That is complete rubbish. What are you going to do ban relationships if there is XXX age gap. You couldnt police this.

I had a realtionship when I was 19 with someone 17 years older than me. It was my choice to do this and whilst it ended I dont think I need to say I was vunerable and didnt really know what I was doing

Sladuf1 · 11/11/2026 14:00

Sartre · 10/11/2026 19:38

Let’s not forget the fact he went down the mental health route when he was removed from BGT as well. It appears to be a running theme with him when things go wrong. He thinks if he threatens to kill himself, people will leave him alone.

I hope schools remove his shit books. He only had one decent story anyway, Gangsta Granny. He was a Temu Roald Dahl.

Didn’t know about that. Reminds me of a time when one of the worst narcissists I’ve ever known tried that on with my mother. I think people are right to be cynical on this occasion.

mumumental · 11/11/2026 13:52

Scarcityvarcity · 11/11/2026 11:57

I think something should be done about NDAs too as these seemed to be abused. Perhaps if a famous person wants someone to sign one they should also have to pay for a solicitor to advise the person being asked to sign.

I don’t like them altogether. There’s always a built in legal obligation on the person signing to hide things, very often dodgy stuff. Those not signing are usually disadvantaged, in more ways than one. That said, I’m sure there are commercial in confidence reasons sometimes, but they shouldn’t be use to hide bad be. CIPD (Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development) also says this.

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:39

RaspberryCoffeePot · 11/11/2026 02:30

Why ? as a matter of interest. I've always thought he's a bit of a show off and big mouth and probably wanted to appear to be one of the lads, but I've never thought of him as a predator. He seems to have a wife and family that he is devoted to.

Ive never got a vibe off him or the bake off one, but who knows

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:35

Datingwoess · 11/11/2026 01:09

Anyone think Simon C is next?

Something fishy..but in which direction not sure

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:34

fridakahlosmoustache · 11/11/2026 00:46

On wiki, it quotes him as saying he's bi.

So strange....

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:32

fridakahlosmoustache · 11/11/2026 00:44

He always set of my creepometer big time. Glad to be vindicated (though I expected it to be young boys).

Yes, I also expected it to be boys

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:31

Koalacanth · 11/11/2026 00:33

I wonder if Simon Cowell had any idea Walliams was behaving so badly.

There is something v odd about him
to me! I really wonder about him

Getsomemeatonyerbones · 11/11/2026 13:30

DancingonmyOwn88 · 11/11/2026 00:17

That is a carefully honed act, perfected over many years.

Do you really think so?

Perhaps pedo's have a certain look?

MrDirtyBear · 11/11/2026 13:21

Namechange5684 · 11/11/2026 13:13

Photo now added.

What strikes me every time I see that picture is "Ross didn't know", he says.

All he had to do was turn around and the context for the "joke" would have been obvious.

Are we to believe he didn't turn around?

And Gervais? Fearlessly attacked Hollywood, yet chickened out back home?

nicepotoftea · 11/11/2026 13:19

From the photo he appears to have had male friends who were his own age.

nicepotoftea · 11/11/2026 13:18

They were in their 20s and he was looking for a relationship.

Why not look for a relationship with somebody of his own generation?

Namechange5684 · 11/11/2026 13:13

Namechange5684 · 11/11/2026 13:01

The wannabe photographer was 18 and extremely vulnerable. As a child, she was in care and at the time of meeting DW, became homeless. He suggested she move in as he had a spare bed. On arriving, there was no spare bed and the expectation was for her to share his.

She slept on the sofa for a few days and during the time she was there, he was constantly pestering her to share his bed, "pawed" at her, stroked her legs and laid his head in her lap.

She says that when she didn't give in, he became moody and cold and she felt scared for her safety so left to sleep on a friend's floor.

Yes, very pathetic but also extremely chilling and predatory.

ETA photo: Does this look like an innocuous "serious relationship" attempt?

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Photo now added.

David Walliams
trythisforsize · 11/11/2026 13:10

There is absolutely no valid reason to have young teenage girls in your dressing room - no matter who you are.

If you are hiding behind the excuse that it was just 'fans' - why weren't adult men and women regularly in his dressing room.

It's clear why they were there. To stroke his warped ego.

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