About 3 years ago,dp said he was getting a new car
We rub along together nicely in life but we don't do the following together:
Go shopping for trainers (he's unbelievably fussy)
Decorate
Shop in aldi (I hate doing the weekly shop in aldi)
Put up flat pack furniture
DIY
Go car shopping together
I'd been car shopping with him when he got his last car and I came so close to finishing our relationship/clubbing him over the head with a hammer,so when he said he'd narrowed it down to 3/4 cars,I just nodded along and didn't take much notice
He bought the one he'd narrowed it down to and drove it home
It's fucking green
Not a nice green,a foul,bright green that clashes with everything around it
I got the biggest ick and cried in the street
(I cant wear my red coat while standing next to it as we look like a Christmas tree)
Only another 7 years until he decides he's had enough and buys another (his logic is,he'll pay off this one,2 years to go,then another 5 years before he thinks about getting another)
The only plus is that he cannot lose it in a car park (and believe me,I've tried!)