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Worried about going to France with my extremely endowed DH

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MyPolitePlumEagle · 03/04/2024 06:06

We're flying into Nice airport this Summer and were planning on spending our time along the coast. Is the rule about speedos still active at everypool? I'm worried it could look indecent for DH and like he's excited even when he's totally at ease. tya

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NobbyNobbs · 03/04/2024 06:35

Diagram please obvs

MissingMoominMamma · 03/04/2024 06:31

VestibuleVirgin · 03/04/2024 06:22

Can they reach that high?
Ooo, sorry, you were talking about the speedos...

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Doooo, your nads hang low, can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot; can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your nads hang low?

BruceAndNosh · 03/04/2024 06:27

I'm just here for the replies...

VestibuleVirgin · 03/04/2024 06:22

WandaWonder · 03/04/2024 06:21

I think it helps if you wear them on your head

Can they reach that high?
Ooo, sorry, you were talking about the speedos...

WandaWonder · 03/04/2024 06:21

I think it helps if you wear them on your head

CosmosQueen · 03/04/2024 06:20

Dear god 😵‍💫
Braggathon under way……🙄

VestibuleVirgin · 03/04/2024 06:20

Can he keep it in the cabin or is it so big it has to go in the hold?
Do he have to have extra large people on the opposite side of the plane so that it doesn't list to one side?
When are you going to Nice? I ask because I am going in May, so, is there any danger he and his endowment will be striding down the Promenade des Anglais then ?

Frenchfancy · 03/04/2024 06:12

The Speedo rule is usually for campsites and public pools. They are very strict with it in public pools, not much on campsites but he is unlikely to get away with baggy board shorts.

Don't forget he will be mixing with German and Scandinavian tourists so it is likely he won't feel so large! (Obviously all French men are tiny)

Mudflaps · 03/04/2024 06:12

Ah yes, you're afraid he'll cause an upset to equal Brexit because the French men will be so jealous and upset by the sight of your husbands junk. FFS put the phone away.

WandaWonder · 03/04/2024 06:07

Yeah sure right

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