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Worried about going to France with my extremely endowed DH

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MyPolitePlumEagle · 03/04/2024 06:06

We're flying into Nice airport this Summer and were planning on spending our time along the coast. Is the rule about speedos still active at everypool? I'm worried it could look indecent for DH and like he's excited even when he's totally at ease. tya

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AutumnCrow · 03/04/2024 07:08

Was he the original model for Viz’s Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles?

ScroogeMcDuckling · 03/04/2024 07:07

where do you get speedos from for him?

I can’t find any anywhere to fit my husband - especially when he sees me in my sexy bikini he’s like the Incredible Hulk!!

AnotherCountryMummy · 03/04/2024 07:04

Gosh, I feel quite put off my breakfast.

MrsWinkly · 03/04/2024 07:03

Crikey, what have I stumbled upon here?! 😶

Noyesnoyes · 03/04/2024 07:03

@Saschka not just snakes...... an anaconda!

Saschka · 03/04/2024 07:01

Noyesnoyes · 03/04/2024 07:00

Have you booked extra leg room on the plane?

Snakes on a plane!

Noyesnoyes · 03/04/2024 07:00

NobbyNobbs · 03/04/2024 06:35

Diagram please obvs

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Noyesnoyes · 03/04/2024 07:00

Have you booked extra leg room on the plane?

Netaporter · 03/04/2024 06:59

Youdirtylittlehamster · 03/04/2024 06:49

This is my second favourite MN penis thread after the one where OP felt sorry for her brother for having a penis too large to get condoms for and then couldn't afford Kumon maths for all of his children. Thomas Hardy couldn't have written so pitiful a tale.

😂😂😂

AlpineMuesli · 03/04/2024 06:56

Yes, this sort of thing has been in the news a lot recently with their new DOP laws for local produce. Please ensure he’s filled out the appropriate paperwork and registered the origin of his saucisson.

Trickabrick · 03/04/2024 06:54

Can’t he just coil it round and tuck it away between his butt cheeks? It’s what my hugely endowed partner does and he’s never been arrested. HTH.

SayMatae · 03/04/2024 06:53

Arf. Nobody is interested in your husbands baguette.

Oblomov24 · 03/04/2024 06:52
Grin

Think we need a parking diagram please.

Notamum12345577 · 03/04/2024 06:52

malificent7 · 03/04/2024 06:36

Bermuda shorts an option? Who wears speedos anyway?

French law

haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain · 03/04/2024 06:51

No one will be looking at your husbands dick.

saffronflower · 03/04/2024 06:50

Buy him a Mankini - they offer much more support. They're so hot right now too.

Youdirtylittlehamster · 03/04/2024 06:49

This is my second favourite MN penis thread after the one where OP felt sorry for her brother for having a penis too large to get condoms for and then couldn't afford Kumon maths for all of his children. Thomas Hardy couldn't have written so pitiful a tale.

Disasterclass · 03/04/2024 06:48

Doesn't have to be speedos round the pool as long as it's not board shorts. Most men wear those sort of fitted shorts that stop mid thigh

VestibuleVirgin · 03/04/2024 06:42

Bumblebeeinatree · 03/04/2024 06:35

I did once see a guy in speedos and wondered what the hell he had in there, more a parrot smuggler than a budgie smuggler. Can you get a bigger size?

Ostritch smugglers?

FindingMeno · 03/04/2024 06:38

Ewwww

shoppingshamed · 03/04/2024 06:37

Why have you choosen a holiday destination where your husband is likely to cause such a stir in the first place?

Seems unfair all round, ladies will be fainting, men will be overcome by jealousy, small children will point and stare, might be more considerate to stay at home

WandaWonder · 03/04/2024 06:37

At least if he gets a chilly he can hang throw it over his shoulder as a neck warmer

Bumblebeeinatree · 03/04/2024 06:36

Get them made to measure?

malificent7 · 03/04/2024 06:36

Bermuda shorts an option? Who wears speedos anyway?

Bumblebeeinatree · 03/04/2024 06:35

I did once see a guy in speedos and wondered what the hell he had in there, more a parrot smuggler than a budgie smuggler. Can you get a bigger size?

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