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To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?

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timegoesbysoso · 23/03/2024 23:59

I don't know how it happened

Had one at 11am and liked it so much I had another.

One when walking the dog then another when I came back to warm me up with tea.

Two when watching a crap film, the repeat for Netflix

Then two must've jumped into my mouth

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WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:23

Crikey, and I thought I was a glutton for eating a 6 pack of quavers in bed

Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:22

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Not really a binge. It was over the course of the day and a change from the usual cheese so probs a one off.

Dinnerlady12 · 24/03/2024 00:21

It's impressive. But not as impressive as this guy.

To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?
LawksALordyMyBottomsOnFire · 24/03/2024 00:21

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That's Mumsnet for you though.

Grown women giggling about binge eating, and others fainting at the thought of anything more than a small salad per day.

CanNeverThinkOfAName · 24/03/2024 00:20

This would have easily happened to me on quite a few occasions recently if the DC hadn’t got to them before I could finish them. A box has jumped into my trolley every time I’ve done the shopping over the last few weeks! Love them but prefer the caramel ones.

ThePotholeHelpline · 24/03/2024 00:19

That's 8

SloaneStreetVandal · 24/03/2024 00:19

I think you need to eat another two and make it the dozen. Ten doesn't 'feel' quite right, you know? 🤔 (ps you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle tomorrow 😂).

Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:18

Fellow creme egg lover here and I admire you for it ! No number is too many !

Pussygaloregalapagos · 24/03/2024 00:17

I bought a box of 10 stupidly and put them in my bedside table. Have been having one or two as a bedtime snack, one or two in the night (to avoid night starvation - couldn’t be arsed to make ovaltine😅) and one or two in the mornings. There is only one left. I actually don’t fancy it tonight and will try not to buy more. I have enjoyed the gluttony though!

A sigh of success in many nations is getting very fat….. well not so much England…. And definitely not Japan… but some places….

mondaytosunday · 24/03/2024 00:16

I love crème eggs and am pretty greedy but I am impressed!

Viviennemary · 24/03/2024 00:15

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AutumnalLeaves38 · 24/03/2024 00:15

Question is, OP, what's your preferred method of actually eating a creme egg?

That sorts out the amateurs from the pros!

I like to bite off the top, suck up the fondant, then nibble my way down the chocolate shell.

My weirdo ex used to cut his in half (yes, really) 😮

BedRot · 24/03/2024 00:15

Ooh, I’m dieting and jealous of your abandon. Also assume you must feel pretty rubbish by now though. Drink plenty of water and have a proper meal with protein to help stabilise your blood sugar. Not your fault they jumped into your mouth.

Gulbekian · 24/03/2024 00:13

Judystilldreamsofhorses · 24/03/2024 00:10

My teeth hurt just reading this.

Mine too 😂

chattyness · 24/03/2024 00:12

Yum x 10 😁

Judystilldreamsofhorses · 24/03/2024 00:10

My teeth hurt just reading this.

LightSwerve · 24/03/2024 00:10

Doratheexplorer1 · 24/03/2024 00:05

To be fair. They’re small - and the last two jumped into your mouth so that was something that was done TO you. 😂😉♥️

Ambushed by a cake creme egg.

MumChp · 24/03/2024 00:10

If I could I would! (Can't eat dairy).

Blarn · 24/03/2024 00:10

Yabu but you are also amazing and I am jealous.

DillDanding · 24/03/2024 00:10

I hate crème eggs so wouldn’t be able to manage even one!

ReadingSoManyThreads · 24/03/2024 00:10

YABU

Vile things 😳

LightSwerve · 24/03/2024 00:09

BitterSweetISuppose · 24/03/2024 00:04

Oooh I love creme eggs. I dont buy them often, but when i do i always buy a box of 5 (6?) And eat them all the same day

Five, which is just wrong. Should be six.

minou123 · 24/03/2024 00:07

10, thats impressive. I think I've managed 6 in one day, I bow to your skills.

(Everyone knows calories dont count on a Saturday.)😁

WhateverMate · 24/03/2024 00:07

Blimey, that's 60 teaspoons of sugar.

easilydistracted1 · 24/03/2024 00:07

I think the best thing to do would have been to have a massive salad. Then quarter of a mini egg

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