Active discussions

Please or to access all these features

Talk
AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Original poster

To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?

389 replies

timegoesbysoso · 23/03/2024 23:59

I don't know how it happened

Had one at 11am and liked it so much I had another.

One when walking the dog then another when I came back to warm me up with tea.

Two when watching a crap film, the repeat for Netflix

Then two must've jumped into my mouth

Blush
OP posts:
DavidBattenburgh · 24/03/2024 01:10

As it's an Easter ish post can I mention that I ate 5 hot cross buns 16 years ago in a Tesco's car park, I was vvvv pregnant at the time. OP well done 👏🏻 For anybody concerned about my HbA1c etc all good and I lost my baby weight last year 🤣

DanielGault · 24/03/2024 01:01

I don't even like chocolate 🫣

Headabovetheparapets · 24/03/2024 00:55

I want a creme egg now!!!lol🤣

9GreenBottles · 24/03/2024 00:52

I really couldn’t eat 10 creme eggs but I could easily polish off 10 Reese’s eggs.

And it wouldn’t take me a whole day to do it! 😋

MamaWillYouBuyMeAWillYouBuyMeABanana · 24/03/2024 00:52

That's only 8 op, you have another 2 kicking about somewhere.

Best find them and stuff your face more or else the gluttonous greed diabetes sugar gang will have to rework all their calculations to mathematically prove how grotesque you are.

My fat arse has decided they are about a third of the size they used to be so, realistically, 10 is only just over 3 in real terms anyway, and 3 creme eggs is nothing.

MistyGreenAndBlue · 24/03/2024 00:45

I only count 8 in your post. When did you eat the other 2?
Or are you trying to pull the wool, eh eh? 😂

Pieceofpurplesky · 24/03/2024 00:44

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 24/03/2024 00:36

10 creme eggs and some plums... Are you the Hungry Catapillar??

That made me proper snort!

bossybloss · 24/03/2024 00:43

RogueFemale · 24/03/2024 00:03

10 x creme eggs = 1,770 calories

Fine if you didn't eat much else.

And that is why I don’t count calories to lose weight !

littleroundcircles · 24/03/2024 00:42

Two bites and they're gone. It's practically the same as having a bag of sweets. 😂

DanielGault · 24/03/2024 00:41

YUBU cos they're so mank. If you like them however, crack on and enjoy!

Kittycat333 · 24/03/2024 00:40

Hilarious. That's fucking grotesque greed!

WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:39

Followed by a massive salad?

PinkTumbler · 24/03/2024 00:39

Creme eggs have shrunk, they’re the size of mini eggs these days!

Notsonifty50 · 24/03/2024 00:37

WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:23

Crikey, and I thought I was a glutton for eating a 6 pack of quavers in bed

I ate a six pack of quavers followed by ten crème eggs the other night.

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 24/03/2024 00:36

10 creme eggs and some plums... Are you the Hungry Catapillar??

SnowFrogJelly · 24/03/2024 00:31

🤢

SloaneStreetVandal · 24/03/2024 00:29

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

Oreo eggs as in the ones the same size as a creme egg, not big Easter eggs

Two oreo eggs is the equivalant of one mars bar or snickers. That and one cookie really shouldn't have had you vomiting!

Safxxx · 24/03/2024 00:28

Well they have shrunk so much 10 is sufficient lol 😂😂

AutumnalLeaves38 · 24/03/2024 00:28

Dinnerlady12 · 24/03/2024 00:21

It's impressive. But not as impressive as this guy.

@Dinnerlady12 ShockGrin

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

Oreo eggs as in the ones the same size as a creme egg, not big Easter eggs

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

I’ve had 2 oreo eggs and a chocolate cookie today (plus normal meals) and deeply regret it as I’ve spent the last hour throwing up stomach acid. If you feel okay, no harm done, just don’t do it again

WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:25

Plus the last two jumped into her mouth so not her doing at all.

VirtualRealitee · 24/03/2024 00:25

Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:22

Not really a binge. It was over the course of the day and a change from the usual cheese so probs a one off.

Show quote history

If eating the equivalent of 60 teaspoons of sugar in a day isn't a binge, what do you consider binge eating to be?

retinolalcohol · 24/03/2024 00:25

I'm like this with Victoria sponge cake - only if it's with buttercream though, rather than fresh.

I don't buy it often because if it's there I have to keep going back all day eating more and more until eventually I've eaten a whole cake by myself Grin

DiscoBeat · 24/03/2024 00:23

I'm impressed, I can't even eat a whole one - they're so sweet!