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Why is Spam so expensive??

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wubwubwub · 19/03/2024 15:36

It's 3.50 a tin!

Seems expensive for what it is, no?

And yes i know

  • it's crap
  • it's unhealthy
  • it's not organic hand reared lentils
  • it's salty
  • it's fatty

Don't worry my kids don't eat it... I'm not overweight...I'm not eating it every meal... I'm not at risk of diabetes or high blood pressure yada yada yada

It is an occasional thing, mostly for a treat of Spam Misubi.

OP posts:
BarleyShuga · 20/03/2024 03:51

FIL was given food parcels during Covid (no idea why) consisting of random tinned delights including FB pies, chilli, curry etc. The FB pies were surprisingly tasty when well-baked. How the pastry and filling coexist in the tin is one of life's mysteries.

I really fancy a school dinner spam fritter now.
But hold the tinned plum tomatoes.

Onceuponatimeiwasahoe · 20/03/2024 02:31

Never tried spam but corned beef is equally as expensive for what it is. Full of salt and other rubbish but I do like a corn beef and tomato sandwich

NamelessNancy · 19/03/2024 23:40

Shit, I don't give spam (or the cost of it) a thought usually but your description sounds like it might be right up my street. Curse you OP!

Changepassword · 19/03/2024 23:39

Pixiesgirl · 19/03/2024 16:48

Did everyone have the rabbit mould? I only ever remember it for jelly and it hardly ever came out looking like a rabbit

I HAVE the rabbit mould!! DH occasionally tries to bin it. He's been unsuccessful so far

pinkdelight · 19/03/2024 23:34

*Tarkan
Our Farmfoods does stuffed Spam breaded things which my fussy teen loves. It's cheese stuffed ones I get but I think they also do curry ones. A bit like chicken kyivs but with Spam instead.

Omg this sounds amazing 🤩*

Isn't this a Spamwich? Sure I used to have them, with really fakey cheese inside.

There was also some v suspicious frozen rissoles called Chicklets that I loved in the 80s. Must have been sweepings up from the abbattoir floor in breadcrumbs, but a couple of those with cold baked beans and I was in heaven!

Portu · 19/03/2024 23:22

Tarkan · 19/03/2024 17:43

Our Farmfoods does stuffed Spam breaded things which my fussy teen loves. It's cheese stuffed ones I get but I think they also do curry ones. A bit like chicken kyivs but with Spam instead.

Omg this sounds amazing 🤩

Ladybughouse · 19/03/2024 23:21

wubwubwub · 19/03/2024 22:48

Why are you putting tins in the fridge??

I put corned beef/Pek tins in the fridge so that the fat hardens and it’s easier to remove. Otherwise the fat/jelly is very runny and it’s harder to remove.

pinkdelight · 19/03/2024 23:11

PonyPatter44 · 19/03/2024 22:53

Luncheon meat and Spam are not the same thing!

I love Spam, especially fried slices of Spam on top of Ramen noodles. It is the Hong Kong breakfast of champions.

Edited

Just looked it up and

"All spam is luncheon meat but not all luncheon meat is spam. "

Which sounds like some ancient wisdom! Also -

"Basic idea is that Spam is a type of luncheon meat. It's also a brand name. Whereas luncheon meat is any kind of meat that is typically cured and precooked."

pinkdelight · 19/03/2024 23:09

As an alt to blancmange, my mum used to make a Table Cream. Very pedestrian name and taste and also from a packet. She'd crumble a Cadbury's flake on top for a treat.

She still has Spam (in her 80s) and takes ages to get thru a tin. It stinks up the fridge all clammy like some corpse thigh.

I did love a spam/luncheon meat fritter back in the day though for school dinners, with greasy chips n cheapo beans. I think luncheon meat is just non-brand spam isn't it?

TheMurderousGoose · 19/03/2024 23:02

I only ever encountered blancmange in a Just William book. He was always scheming to break into a pantry and pinch a blancmange. I assumed it must have been something delectable.

PonyPatter44 · 19/03/2024 22:53

Luncheon meat and Spam are not the same thing!

I love Spam, especially fried slices of Spam on top of Ramen noodles. It is the Hong Kong breakfast of champions.

wubwubwub · 19/03/2024 22:48

MoonWoman69 · 19/03/2024 18:42

Half my bottom fridge drawer is full of tins of Spam!!! I love it cooked and "raw", which it really isn't! I don't have it often at all, but it's there when it's needed for comfort!
Used to love Vesta! Both the chow mein with the crispy noodles and the paella... They are absolutely extortionate now!
And Fray Bentos pies are just soggy, claggy pastry and a tiny bit of filling! Rough!

Why are you putting tins in the fridge??

OP posts:
PutOnYourRedShoesAndLetsDance · 19/03/2024 19:06

Spam contains six ingredients: a mixture of pork and ham meat, salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite, a food preservative added to bacon, hot dogs, cured meats, sausage, and smoked fish
.
so all you negative snobby Nellie's. Eat your bacon.. sausages and smoked fish.. because that sounds much better than Spam.
Special American Processed Meat.

OhmygodDont · 19/03/2024 19:06

PutOnYourRedShoesAndLetsDance · 19/03/2024 18:59

People who say " oh no yuk..it's horrid" etc.. you can bet they eat sausages.. which is just about the same .
Spam / bacon grill/ cornedbeef are so expensive these days.
Cornedbeef hash used to be a cheap meal.
Spam fritters were often on school menus.
( l still buy all three)

See I’ve never had corned beef either because again looks like pet food tbh😅 No idea what a bacon grill is.

Though yes I have sausages from the butchers. I’m well aware that may well be the scrapings up of whatever. But at least it looks like a sausage not stodge in a tin.

PutOnYourRedShoesAndLetsDance · 19/03/2024 18:59

People who say " oh no yuk..it's horrid" etc.. you can bet they eat sausages.. which is just about the same .
Spam / bacon grill/ cornedbeef are so expensive these days.
Cornedbeef hash used to be a cheap meal.
Spam fritters were often on school menus.
( l still buy all three)

Northernsouloldies · 19/03/2024 18:58

Tinned semolina for the food bank...do you actively hate other people..🤮

rightoguvnor · 19/03/2024 18:54

Spam sandwich with yellow piccalilli
Cubes of spam mixed into baked beans or tinned spaghetti hoops
Slice of spam with fried egg on top and HP sauce to the side
What's not to like

5foot5 · 19/03/2024 18:43

CantDealwithChristmas · 19/03/2024 16:44

Thanks! Asda stocks it too apparently!

My mum used to have a plastic blacmange mould shaped like a rabbit.

Excuse me but I made a chocolate blancmange over the Christmas period. From scratch. None of your packet rubbish!

I do have a fancy mould (not a rabbit) and must admit it did not hold its shape very well. However it tasted delish

MoonWoman69 · 19/03/2024 18:42

Half my bottom fridge drawer is full of tins of Spam!!! I love it cooked and "raw", which it really isn't! I don't have it often at all, but it's there when it's needed for comfort!
Used to love Vesta! Both the chow mein with the crispy noodles and the paella... They are absolutely extortionate now!
And Fray Bentos pies are just soggy, claggy pastry and a tiny bit of filling! Rough!

OhmygodDont · 19/03/2024 18:38

Riapia · 19/03/2024 18:35

Is it still possible to get Billy bear luncheon meat?

Yes in Morrisons.

I don’t understand spam. Like what is it? Why do people seem to love what from eyeballing a tin looks like dog/cat food. I don’t get it.

Runs away 😅

Createausername1970 · 19/03/2024 18:38

CantDealwithChristmas · 19/03/2024 16:39

I was musing with my friend that you never see blacmange anymore. Definitely not the bright pink, suspiciously resilient stuff we used to get for school dinners.

Where did the blacmange go?

OMG. Haven't thought about blancmange for years! Sunday afternoon early 1970s tea was ham sandwiches, a slice of fruit cake and a bowl of strawberry jelly and blancmange with some Carnation poured over.

CHEESEY13 · 19/03/2024 18:37

Trying to purchase a simple tin of corned beef needs a mortgage these days. How did that happen?

Riapia · 19/03/2024 18:35

Is it still possible to get Billy bear luncheon meat?

Howdidtheydothat · 19/03/2024 18:30

Spam is HUGE is Japan! Sold everywhere , can even buy Spam t shirts and other memorabilia

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