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clothearedpotatohead · 09/03/2024 08:15

Had someone come out a couple of weeks ago to do a small job.

Quoted £55. Came and did it, all good.

Asked after if he needs my email for the invoice. Crickets.

2 weeks later he’s come back and said it’s £55 cash or £70 with an invoice. “Let me know which works best for you”

I think it’s bullshit. He obviously doesn’t want to declare his income (again, bullshit – pay your taxes) and if he wanted to charge £15 for an invoice he should have said so in advance.

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SerendipityJane · 11/03/2024 20:50

Reugny · 11/03/2024 19:27

It was a small job.

Do you really expect someone to come out twice for a small job?

I've had estimates given on verbal descriptions and photographs for small jobs.

Also an acquaintance of the OP recommended the thug. The acquaintance and the OP clearly trust one another as the acquaintance paid the thug's bill, and was reimbursed by the OP.

Stop blaming the OP as it was a recommendation from someone she trusted who thought thug was a good tradie until he showed his true colours.

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You misunderstand.

I wouldn't want to deal with anyone who talks and drives.

Abi86 · 11/03/2024 20:27

UpsideLeft · 11/03/2024 17:52

Honestly what planet are you on OP

Just pay the cash it's less

This happens all time only most people aren't awkward like you

RTFT!

Reugny · 11/03/2024 19:27

SerendipityJane · 11/03/2024 19:15

No, he quoted over the phone while he was driving somewhere else,

I wouldn't use anyone that did that. That should have been your first warning sign.

It was a small job.

Do you really expect someone to come out twice for a small job?

I've had estimates given on verbal descriptions and photographs for small jobs.

Also an acquaintance of the OP recommended the thug. The acquaintance and the OP clearly trust one another as the acquaintance paid the thug's bill, and was reimbursed by the OP.

Stop blaming the OP as it was a recommendation from someone she trusted who thought thug was a good tradie until he showed his true colours.

SerendipityJane · 11/03/2024 19:15

No, he quoted over the phone while he was driving somewhere else,

I wouldn't use anyone that did that. That should have been your first warning sign.

ACynicalDad · 11/03/2024 19:13

Just tell him you just spoke to the very helpful lady at HMRC who said it shouldn't cost any more for an invoice, he'll probably waive the charge.

taxguru · 11/03/2024 19:09

TarantinoIsAMisogynist · 11/03/2024 17:59

Same. If they're happy to cheat HMRC, then they will also be happy to cheat you. Why would I employ someone who tells me that they are dishonest?

Yep, I'd never use any form of tradesmen who offered 20% discount for cash "nudge nudge wink wink", it just shows them to be dishonest and I just want nothing to do with that. Enough tradesmen are dishonest/incompetent in other ways, so add in tax evasion and the risks are too high.

HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 18:37

Gettingcolder · 11/03/2024 18:09

Interesting that 32% of respondents have indicated that they would support a tax dodger. Everybody slates the wealthy that dodge tax but are happy when it is the local trader. Very hypocritical.

Indeed. You see it time and time again on threads about NRP dads working 'cash in hand' and significantly under-declaring their income to avoid paying their fair contribution for their kids' upbringing and needs.

Everybody is rightly furious about men who do this, but dissonantly, so many are also at least tacitly supportive of self-employed people who 'cook the books' and seriously underpay their fair taxes.

Are we really to believe that a lot of these men are deliberately withholding their taxes so that they can pass that money directly on for the benefit of their kids? Were we all born yesterday?

HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 18:17

UpsideLeft · 11/03/2024 17:52

Honestly what planet are you on OP

Just pay the cash it's less

This happens all time only most people aren't awkward like you

You could say exactly the same in favour of swiping stuff from Tesco, though: just stick it in your coat and run; it's much cheaper than paying for it.

Where do you draw the line?

Gettingcolder · 11/03/2024 18:09

Interesting that 32% of respondents have indicated that they would support a tax dodger. Everybody slates the wealthy that dodge tax but are happy when it is the local trader. Very hypocritical.

GettingStuffed · 11/03/2024 18:03

Years ago someone tried this on with my mum, they had a little chat and he asked what she did for a living and she told him she worked for the inland revenue ( which was true) . You should have seen his face.

clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 18:00

TarantinoIsAMisogynist · 11/03/2024 17:59

Same. If they're happy to cheat HMRC, then they will also be happy to cheat you. Why would I employ someone who tells me that they are dishonest?

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TarantinoIsAMisogynist · 11/03/2024 17:59

AbbeFausseMaigre · 09/03/2024 08:41

I would never use a tradesperson who even suggested a cash price. They are telling you who they are right there i.e. someone who is happy to lie.

And don't forget that is isn't just about avoiding paying taxes to the evil, faceless HMRC. Not declaring income enables parents fathers to avoid paying CMS, as anyone who regularly reads MN knows only to well.

Same. If they're happy to cheat HMRC, then they will also be happy to cheat you. Why would I employ someone who tells me that they are dishonest?

UpsideLeft · 11/03/2024 17:57

Oh well it's out of your hands

Next time though if you're uneasy then get them to email you their quote and you can see from that if they're registered etc etc

clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 17:55

UpsideLeft · 11/03/2024 17:52

Honestly what planet are you on OP

Just pay the cash it's less

This happens all time only most people aren't awkward like you

He’s already been paid 🤦🏻

I couldn’t pay cash in any case as by the time he reappeared – after ignoring my message asking how we would sort payment for 2 weeks – I was in a completely different city

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UpsideLeft · 11/03/2024 17:52

Honestly what planet are you on OP

Just pay the cash it's less

This happens all time only most people aren't awkward like you

Reugny · 11/03/2024 17:48

HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 17:41

Plus, he's also defrauding HMRC even if he is registered for and legitimately charging VAT and declaring it, as he's still tucking an extra £4 away for his trouble!

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He's unlikely to be registered.

I'm in London. Have been charged less than £55 for two small jobs done by a electrician and a plumber in the last year. On the other hand I needed a different electrical job done as an emergency and was charged more for nearly an hours work. (All jobs were done in the day.) Due to the type of businesses this second electrician works for he is VAT registered.

HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 17:41

clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 17:38

Yep, the extra was completely arbitrary, I think he just preferred I paid in cash and was hoping it’d put me off. I really doubt he’s registered for VAT

Plus, he's also defrauding HMRC even if he is registered for and legitimately charging VAT and declaring it, as he's still tucking an extra £4 away for his trouble!

clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 17:38

Ilovemyshed · 11/03/2024 17:27

Well it should be £55 ex vat or £66 inc vat.

Yep, the extra was completely arbitrary, I think he just preferred I paid in cash and was hoping it’d put me off. I really doubt he’s registered for VAT

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clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 17:35

iwafs · 11/03/2024 17:13

Look op I can see you're in the right morally, expecting him to pay his taxes.

But practically, you must see that the easiest way to make this all go away was to hand over the £55 cash at your earliest convenience. You knew he was shady, yet you got involved in a back and forth with him, which resulted in him threatening you. He knows where you live.

You should have just paid the £55 cash and avoided this problem. You aren't HMRC or the morality police, and by trying to be, you put yourself at risk.

You haven’t read what happened – I wasn’t at the property when the work was done, which he knew I wouldn’t be beforehand, I asked for his payment details immediately on completion, he didn’t reply for 2 weeks then popped back up and said he wanted cash

First I think this is a load of crap

But also I‘m elsewhere right now, in a different city – he said he would charge to come and collect the cash (an hour’s drive away or 2 hours on public transport, I don’t drive), which I didn’t really feel was fair, then he lost his temper and threatened me in writing.

He‘s been paid now anyway via his contact (who doesn’t sound keen on recommending him again) and I think this idea that tradespeople are to be feared as they might come and ‘get you’ is a weird idea to normalise (and it is normalised to some extent).

I think him threatening to break in to the property is fully on him, I wasn’t trying to piss him off, and I don’t think his response is in anyway warranted or justified, and I don’t think I’ve ‘brought it on myself’

If I, a female desk-based worker, threatened to break into people’s homes because they couldn’t or didn’t want to drop off payment in cash, I’d be correctly identified as completely unhinged

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HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 17:33

iwafs · 11/03/2024 17:13

Look op I can see you're in the right morally, expecting him to pay his taxes.

But practically, you must see that the easiest way to make this all go away was to hand over the £55 cash at your earliest convenience. You knew he was shady, yet you got involved in a back and forth with him, which resulted in him threatening you. He knows where you live.

You should have just paid the £55 cash and avoided this problem. You aren't HMRC or the morality police, and by trying to be, you put yourself at risk.

But OP wasn't there when he did the work, so she couldn't have handed over the cash - any more than you can pay for an Amazon order in cash.

Yes, she could have left it there for him, but without her knowing him and knowing that he was trustworthy, he could have just taken the money and legged it or deliberately done a half-arsed job, knowing he'd got the money so there could be no come-back.

Also, it's true that OP is not the morality police, but it's not like she's an uninvolved passer-by. The only reason that this scheme continues so widely is because customers say "well, it's not my business if he pays his taxes or not", when they know full-well that he isn't.

Plus, as has been said a few times, he isn't just robbing the taxman, but potentially also his own children if he pays child maintenance based on a small percentage of his actual earnings. HMRC have procedures to protect their income, if people are trying to short-change them, but children are powerless.

HoneyWogan · 11/03/2024 17:28

Missamyp · 11/03/2024 16:23

Dp runs a business related to a trade his charges are £120 hr plus vat-daily rate is £550 plus vat. Plus mark up on all materials.
Payment terms are on the digital quote/estimate-invoice. Smaller call outs are immediate payment-invoices are issued digitally in front of the customer. Payment is taken via a card machine.
Although his business turnover £500,000 a year.

What people fail to comprehend is the costs of running a business.
Most employed trades are on anywhere from £15 per hr upwards with brand new vehicle- fully fueled and all power tools supplied.
All administration is done by the business, re admin and finance depts.
So taking that into consideration £55 per hr is very low for a business sector that has very high fixed and variable costs.
Dp does wish that trades weren't an option for the non-academics and that the courses for technical trades were uprated to minimum diploma with a business module included.
This would cut out the rogues and raise the profile and image of trades.

But surely, if you do it the legitimate way and follow proper procedure - like your DP does - you can set the market prices that leave you with enough profit/living after all of your costs. £1/2m turnover certainly sounds like he and his colleagues are doing something right.

OP wasn't complaining about the cost; just his methods and (apparent) sharp practice.

I heartily disagree that people who aren't academic should be excluded from trades, as it's a great legitimate way for somebody with weaker scholastic strengths to earn an honest living, if they're otherwise skilled/able to learn in that way.

I've had a lot of invoices from tradespeople over the years that have had poor SPAG on them, but you could always tell what they meant. Personally, I wouldn't have made those SPAG mistakes; BUT I wouldn't have had the first clue how to do any of the skilled work that they were for. I'd much prefer to have Barry the skilled plumber who failed his GCSE English, rather than Oscar Wilde the rubbish plumber who does a massive botch job but gives me an invoice written in perfect, beautiful prose.

Ponderingwindow · 11/03/2024 17:27

It’s also an excellent way for someone to skirt paying child maintenance

i am happy to pay at the end of a job. Most tradespeople I hire automatically hand me an invoice upon completion without even having to ask. Half the time they aren’t even hand written as they carry portable printers.

Ilovemyshed · 11/03/2024 17:27

Well it should be £55 ex vat or £66 inc vat.

clothearedpotatohead · 11/03/2024 17:19

MonopolyTrading · 11/03/2024 16:14

I wasn't saying tradesman can't catch a break, most decent ones I know have a 6 month to 1 year waiting list. I was saying most no longer entertain these crappy little jobs, because most people would rather pay the cheap dodgy bloke, like you have done. It's not worth the hassle of competing for less than £100.

I'm not sticking up for this guy but obviously £55 isn't his hourly rate. That's the overall cost. You said he quoted the job so presumably came out to you twice, plus the cost of any materials.

No, he quoted over the phone while he was driving somewhere else, was finished in way under an hour, and there were no materials as it was just putting something back up that was already here. He may have used some of his own screws at most.

So it was £55 for less than an hour’s work

I know you didn’t say trades can’t catch a break, but there has been a bit of that on the thread (not the majority mind) and exclamations of sympathy that he’s working for as little as £55

(and that’s for prob 30 mins work max – yes he drove here, but my PT also drives all over to different clients – and charges £35 ph – and doesn’t whinge that it’s not worth her while, so do hairdressers, driving instructors, etc. and no one seems much worried about them either).

He also chose to do the job and set the price himself, I guess at what he felt was worth it to him

I‘m self-employed and likewise have a minimum rate for small jobs, which is usually set at my hourly rate, which is less than £55 but as a sole trader with many unpaid hours to cover still perfectly adequate

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iwafs · 11/03/2024 17:13

Look op I can see you're in the right morally, expecting him to pay his taxes.

But practically, you must see that the easiest way to make this all go away was to hand over the £55 cash at your earliest convenience. You knew he was shady, yet you got involved in a back and forth with him, which resulted in him threatening you. He knows where you live.

You should have just paid the £55 cash and avoided this problem. You aren't HMRC or the morality police, and by trying to be, you put yourself at risk.