What irritates you about other people?

@LoulouMo1187 👏👏👏

Omg I could go on all day....
Having working in retail for many years in my 20s, the customer is NEVER right.

People who are rude to waiters.

People who refer to their pets as 'fur babies' or 'fur children'.

People who are mystified by the fact that women in their 30s can be happily childless.

Middle aged men who get annoyed when they are called out for being sexist/homophobic/racist/generally wildly inappropriate.

People playing music or films out loud on their phones in public. I cannot get my head round that complete lack of self awareness.

Entitlement.

Any kind of corporate phase; but particularly 'close of play' and 'going forward'.

Putting apostrophes on the end of any word that ends in an 's'.

If I meet one more dog called Luna I'm going to fucking scream.

People who have no control of their children.

When you're expected to forgive another person's bad behaviour because 'that's just what they're like'. No, I'm not in the wrong for being upset just because your default personality is raging cunt face.

Dropping litter.

People standing on the left on the escalator on the tube.

Manipulative people.

People who can never admit they are wrong or that something was their fault.

"Pupdates" omg thankfully not come across this (yet!)
My manager is potty about pets and encourages people to share photos and news of their pets in staff meetings which I just find bizarre!

Not on the bus, but the train. I sit in the aisle seat because I want the aisle seat.

I don't like being hemmed in and I don't like being next to the heater.

DP is terrible with “I don’t know”. I’m expected to magic and answer from thin air.

People who are rude to service professionals.

People who expect you to make decisions for them.

People who are unaccountable.

People who don’t know how to listen.

People who make me repeat myself.

People who do not respect introvert time.

The loud, obnoxious and attention seeking.

People who don't talk to you and then moan because you had the nerve to unfriend them

I actually just did it myself! Made myself laugh at my own hypocrisy!! (I'm on my own atm though!)

People who bang on about their dogs and call the "fur babies", and worse, show you "pupdates" (🤮) on their phone at work when you're trying to work. No. It's a dog, they all look the same to me. Please go away.

Ah that's better 😂

Omg my dad does this and it's SO LOUD

People who always know better: How to run schools, hospitals, policing, parenting, brainnsurgery, nuclear physics... They know it all and can do a better job of anything you could possibly name and will tell everyone around them.

When someone stifles a nose sneeze but then mouth-exhales it in one long 'Peeyoooo!'

When you say:

I've got a bit of a headache today

And they say:

I once knew someone who had a bit of a headache and dropped dead with a brain aneurysm before tea time.

People who start emails just with your name. It’s fucking rude and patronising. You’re not too busy and important to put ‘hi/dear/good morning’ in front of it.

People who walk three or four abreast on a street or in a mall. So inconsiderate.

The wet lettuces of the world. Nothing admirable about being pathetically useless and incapable.

People who have more kids than they can cope with and then try to guilt trip you into giving them lifts to hobbies, collecting them from school wouldn't mind if it was reciprocal but never is! The worst offender has now signed one of their kids up to two of the same clubs as my child and seems most annoyed i am unavailable to pick up /drop off! I am usually a very obliging person but when it's calculated like that I really dig my heels in!

People who walk on cycle paths then look shocked when you ring your bell.

IKEA customers. The family groups who fill the aisle and dawdle, or stop and then look all hurt when you want to get past.

Can you tell I went to bloody IKEA yesterday?

I take great pleasure in doing this, and seeing their pissed off face when they realise I have had the audacity to ask them to budge the fuck up.

People who think you should move for them when they could just as easily move themselves. I had this the other day with someone getting off the Tube. I and others had moved to the left and right sides of the door, leaving the centre free for people to get off - as pretty much everyone does for every train ever. Some twat tried walking at me, saying “Well? Aren’t you going to move out of my way?” I pointed
out that several other people had got off before him and had all somehow managed to get through the (sizeable) gap in the middle.

Generational bigots: people who are hostile and prejudiced toward entire generations, whether 'Boomers', 'Millennials', 'Generation Z' or whoever the target may be. It's not that different from racism and xenophobia. It's not really any better to be prejudiced against someone because of when they were born than because of where they were born.

People who think that illnesses and disabilities- whether physical or mental- are either a pretence or the result of being spoilt and not having had things tough enough, and can be cured by harshness.

Often associated with the above: people, often in my age group, who think that everything was better in the Good Old Days.

Often associated with the above: people who go around being smug about how We Won the War, when they weren't even born during the war!

Uneducated and unprofessional people that work with vulnerable people