Miracle tits - does partner get to keep them?

I really don't think this is an issue. All you need is to get a decent sports bra for him and he'll be begging for them to return to wherever they came from.

Sharing a bed with a goat would be awkward so they’d definitely need to go outside.

If I could time the week on week off arrangement for when I was camping/going a festival etc then I'd be on board. The less I have to sit down to pee in those situations, the better.

I reckon the novelty of miracle tits would wear off eventually, like as soon as he wanted to sleep on his front, or wear a button up shirt.

@HollyKnight
I would not still love my partner if he was a goat, I would remain fond though, and make sure his barn/shed arrangement outside was comfortable. I may also allow him to partake in goat yoga (it's a thing), for comedy value.

Doesn't he feel it would be a little awkward turning up for work with a fine pair of 42Ds?

Nonsense.

More importantly, if you were a goat, would he still love you?

There are medications that can be used to induce breastfeeding without rhe woman having given birth.

I believe very much his body his choice, he can keep them, but its up to you if your body wanfs to stick around after that.

Oh I googled AGP - took a few hits to figure it out but yeah...
Nothing like taking a sledgehammer to a nut.

@Sux2buthen and they did not disappoint. Heh.
I have chuckled.

I knew there'd be weirdos on here with faux confusion and horror about a passing hypothetical conversation
It's not a hive mind here but it sure is predictable!

Did we find out what AGp was

It's autogynephilia. Posts mentioning it, or suggesting it might be the motivation of some men to transition to being transwomen, tend to get deleted.

Did we find out what AGp was

This had me howling!!

I've actually got a pretty good sense of humour, I just find this hypothesis totally weird and to be honest, not particularly funny 🤷🏼‍♀️ Wouldn't do for us all to be the same I suppose

It's only fair that you develop a miraculous penis upon your head. It could magically enable you to know all the answers to everything, comes with a pay rise, doubles up as a TV antenna, and alerts everyone to the fact that you are a dick head know it all!

No. It's almost like you're not taking this seriously...

I’ve really not thought this through properly, have I…

I think that in this highly unlikely hypothetical situation, he's right - his body, his choice. You'd be free to leave him if you found them a big turn-off, same as you'd be free to leave him if he got too fat or too thin for your liking. And if by any chance this had happened to my DH when I was breastfeeding, I'd have been delighted if he offered to do his share of that.

He's being extremely unreasonable if he thinks that he can use them to help out with breastfeeding as well as getting to admire them! Does he think that they are going to remain pert or not turn into spaniels ears. This is so typical of men. They believe that they know what it's like being a woman, without the slightest clue!

Yeah, but when threatened, ladybirds emit a foul-smelling discharge. That would be smelly yellow tears whenever you're upset or angry or scared. At least nipply earlobes could be hidden behind long hair or a hat. And earlobes are already an erotic zone for me, without nipples, so that might not be such a change.

Although it might change the nature of my next audiology appointment, but I think that would be better than the optician (to be fair, I'd rather go to the dentist or have a smear than go to the optician.) Though yellow tears are normal if they decide to use fluorescein.

Shit, i have to choose. In that case and with the upside option, I’ll have to go for the ladybirds. i feel like earlobe nipples would do so well in harsh weathers.

Ah yes but ladybirds for eyelashes OR nipples for earlobes? They could be upside down ladybirds, so their legs were a bit like eyelashes?

I wonder if nipple-lobes would change when it was cold.

Exactly. And I’d want to do man things with my man penis. I’d probably want a blowjob. That sort of thing.

Im in no way gay/questioning my gender/whatever. I’d just probably feel like a teenage boy and want to try everything.

And I’d imagine a man who suddenly grew a labia/vagina/breasts would want to experience something they wouldn’t experience otherwise.

Similarly, if I suddenly grew a dog tail I’d for sure chase it for a bit and run around wagging it. If I developed the ability to fly I’d fly about, and so on.

yabu. His miracle tits, his choice. Ladybirds for eyelashes (as another poster mentioned) would be really annoying though.

And everyone acting as if a couple talking nonsense is some kind of red flag or means her husband is about to announce his transition really need to give their heads a wobble and question when they could no longer recognise someone else’s sense of humour.