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Poo emergency

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Whattttttttttdoido · 04/11/2023 06:43

Posting here for traffic as I'm desperate and don't know what to do.

Went out last night with my friend, 3 other women and my friends boyfriend. We have all crashed at her boyfriends house who I don't know well and who has 3 house mates (2 men and a woman).

I can feel what is sure to be REALLY FUCKING BAD DIARRHOEA bubbling around my stomach. I tried to sneak a fart out and a bit of liquid came out. I went to the loo and cleaned myself up, and while I was there noticed there is no toilet roll.

The bathroom is between 2 bedrooms of house mates that I do not know. The house is in complete silence.

Wtf do I do in this situation? I want to cry I have considered just leaving the house but I have no idea where I'd even go I'm not familiar with this area at all.

Please help!

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Chickenpoxhelp · 04/11/2023 06:55

Run the shower to cover any noise?

Lilly11a · 04/11/2023 06:54

Use the loo and then use the water from the sink and your hands to clean yourself/ the loo after .
Then after that hopefully there is a towel and you can pay yourself dry .

Yes I ve been here before

Mammma91 · 04/11/2023 06:53

Is there baby wipes? Could you google maps your current location and find out if there is an open shop near by, even a Tesco and go there?

Whattttttttttdoido · 04/11/2023 06:52

Tbh at a push I could clean myself up I have considered just going and then washing myself down but I'm also very worried about the sound

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Rosiiee · 04/11/2023 06:50

Check kitchen for napkins. Could you poo and then shower to clean yourself up?

Greenvelvetdress · 04/11/2023 06:50

Use your pants? Not really sure tbh 😬

Whattttttttttdoido · 04/11/2023 06:49

Have name changed for this post but I promise I've been here for ages! T rex penis beaker etc etc

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