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Three Crumpets

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LadyMacB · 03/11/2023 22:56

AIBU or is there an unwritten rule that you eat crumpets in pairs? DH occasionally has a single crumpet. They come in sixes, so that often leaves a random spare crumpet that can’t be paired up. He says it’s normal.

OP posts:
junglejane66 · 04/11/2023 09:52

BecauseTheWorld · 03/11/2023 23:02

I think the real issue is that you have to slightly crush a Waitrose Sourdough Crumpet to get it to fit in a Dualit toaster slot. (4 slot toaster, imagine eating four in a sitting!)

Oh the woes of the MC, 😂

wineandmaltesershappyme · 04/11/2023 09:46

Only me that eats them, i eat 3 save 3 for another day Grin

LadyEloise1 · 04/11/2023 09:41

@Jewelanemone and @LadyMacB
SmileSmileSmile

LadyMacB · 04/11/2023 09:35

LadyEloise1 · 04/11/2023 09:07

Crumpets
I do love them.
With lovely salted Irish butter from grass fed cows.
Are they very fattening?

Depends on whether you spread the butter or just lay it on top as slices.

OP posts:
Jewelanemone · 04/11/2023 09:34

LadyEloise1 · 04/11/2023 09:07

Crumpets
I do love them.
With lovely salted Irish butter from grass fed cows.
Are they very fattening?

They are if the butter's thick enough to leave teeth marks in! 😋😆

LadyEloise1 · 04/11/2023 09:07

Crumpets
I do love them.
With lovely salted Irish butter from grass fed cows.
Are they very fattening?

StarlightLady · 04/11/2023 08:39

Buy in an additional crumpet supply and keep them in the freezer. They can be toasted from frozen as required.

Susuwatariandkodama · 04/11/2023 08:37

I often eat 1 and my husband will sometimes have 3! 😂

topnoddy · 04/11/2023 08:33

Toast mine twice at 5 minute setting in pairs
I like the large ones but not the price of them

FallingAutumnLeaf · 04/11/2023 08:29

I usually have 2 crumpets (toasted twice, so the toast setting is untouched).
BUT when packets of 9 crumpets are on offer, and cheaper than a packet of 6, I eat 3 at a time. The third one sits ontop of the toaster while the other 2 are cooking, and then only needs one round in the toaster.

MagpiePi · 04/11/2023 08:28

Anyone that puts a savoury topping other than butter on a crumpet is clearly some kind of social deviant.

The correct toppings are

  • butter,
  • butter and honey or syrup
  • only honey or syrup if you are on a diet
Jam may be substituted in extremis but only if there is no honey or syrup, and only if the butter is already spread and then the potential crumpet consumer discovers there is no honey or syrup and really cannot deal with a butter only option. The post crumpet consumer must then purchase honey or syrup as soon as possible to prevent future no-honey-or-syrup-to-have-with-crumpets situations occurring.
GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 04/11/2023 08:16

The key to the toaster setting re. crumpets is to use the frozen bread button. Then maybe the warm up function for a little extra crisp, if necessary.

Very excited to see M&S do pikelets, I had a sudden craving for them in tesco, only to discover they don't stock them anymore!

GoodOldEmmaNess · 04/11/2023 08:15

lololol, @DistrictAndCircle Grin

AlecTrevelyan006 · 04/11/2023 08:13

Crumpets should only be eaten in pairs and it’s good to know that the law is on my side

CyberCritical · 04/11/2023 08:12

Just realised when making cheesy crumpets for DD that the Warburtons Crumpet Thins come in packs of 8

Papillon23 · 04/11/2023 08:09

DistrictAndCircle · 04/11/2023 07:38

I really think this needs to be in Legal.

According to the Baked Goods and Sundry Breakfast Items (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 1847, an odd number of crumpets can be eaten in a household but only on religious holidays. The term ‘holey bread’ is rumoured to have been the cause of these restrictions, first introduced in Tudor times due to a spelling misunderstanding.

Repeated attempts to amend these provisions were made during the Baldwin administrations of the 1920s and 1930s, but these were resisted by elements of the Liberal Party still reeling from their own defeats during ‘The Muffin Wars’ of 1912.

Efforts to broaden the dates on which crumpets could be eaten in threes continued into the late 1930s, but the rise of fascism in Europe and an increasing focus on rearmament meant that lobbying slowly reduced.

After the War, rationing continued for years, and it was considered imprudent to remove restrictions. People were lucky to be able to eat three crumpets a week, let alone in one sitting, and it was said that many children became slack jawed with wonder at the sight of this rare delicacy.

The movement to liberalise crumpet eating became a very niche pursuit in the following decades, really just taken up by a small and dwindling band of yeast purists. Unfortunately crumpets were excluded from Mrs Thatcher’s ‘Big Bang’ of the 1980s, and whilst Tony Blair did toy with the idea of ‘Education, Education, Crumpets’ as an election slogan in 1997 this was rejected in a last minute change of heart.

One modern day champion of ridding the country of its crumpet regulations was Liz Truss. She made it part of her infamous ‘mini budget’ of 2022, but a potential shortage of crumpets as a result of the ill thought out Changes spooked the bond markets and they were quickly rejected.

Hope that helps. In the meantime whilst the rules are as they are I can only recommend that you LTB.

This thread and particularly this post represents what I love about Mumsnet.

I usually eat 2 crumpets but occasionally have one crumpet if it's just a snack.

Itsnotchristmasyet · 04/11/2023 08:05

GoodOldEmmaNess · 04/11/2023 07:58

People who eat a single crumpet are slightly unnatural. But, because they ensure an odd number left over , they are in a symbiotic relationship with Three Crumpeteers (of which I am one) so they have an important niche in the crumpet ecosystem and should be protected.

Edited

🤣🤣🤣👏👏

Itsnotchristmasyet · 04/11/2023 08:05

LTB

No one should be having just 1 crumpet unless it’s the last in the packet.

GoodOldEmmaNess · 04/11/2023 07:58

People who eat a single crumpet are slightly unnatural. But, because they ensure an odd number left over , they are in a symbiotic relationship with Three Crumpeteers (of which I am one) so they have an important niche in the crumpet ecosystem and should be protected.

daisychain01 · 04/11/2023 07:43

I've just noticed a pack of 6 crumpets in the cupboard with 5 in 😱

you can't fold the end down evenly to seal the packet, it goes all wonky 😡

house rules need to be reviewed and enforcement put in place 😂

EvlisPersley · 04/11/2023 07:42

😂😂 Genius

DistrictAndCircle · 04/11/2023 07:38

I really think this needs to be in Legal.

According to the Baked Goods and Sundry Breakfast Items (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 1847, an odd number of crumpets can be eaten in a household but only on religious holidays. The term ‘holey bread’ is rumoured to have been the cause of these restrictions, first introduced in Tudor times due to a spelling misunderstanding.

Repeated attempts to amend these provisions were made during the Baldwin administrations of the 1920s and 1930s, but these were resisted by elements of the Liberal Party still reeling from their own defeats during ‘The Muffin Wars’ of 1912.

Efforts to broaden the dates on which crumpets could be eaten in threes continued into the late 1930s, but the rise of fascism in Europe and an increasing focus on rearmament meant that lobbying slowly reduced.

After the War, rationing continued for years, and it was considered imprudent to remove restrictions. People were lucky to be able to eat three crumpets a week, let alone in one sitting, and it was said that many children became slack jawed with wonder at the sight of this rare delicacy.

The movement to liberalise crumpet eating became a very niche pursuit in the following decades, really just taken up by a small and dwindling band of yeast purists. Unfortunately crumpets were excluded from Mrs Thatcher’s ‘Big Bang’ of the 1980s, and whilst Tony Blair did toy with the idea of ‘Education, Education, Crumpets’ as an election slogan in 1997 this was rejected in a last minute change of heart.

One modern day champion of ridding the country of its crumpet regulations was Liz Truss. She made it part of her infamous ‘mini budget’ of 2022, but a potential shortage of crumpets as a result of the ill thought out Changes spooked the bond markets and they were quickly rejected.

Hope that helps. In the meantime whilst the rules are as they are I can only recommend that you LTB.

EvlisPersley · 04/11/2023 07:38

I can quite easily nail 6 in one sitting …. Problem solved 😬

ButDaddyILoveHim · 04/11/2023 07:32

Two or more is the correct number of crumpets.

Intrigued by the concept of a table crumpet. That demonstrates remarkable self-control. All my crumpets are counter crumpets, although in fairness I may take a seat to meditative!y swipe the plate clean of the mandatory pool of melted butter with a forefinger.

One paracetamol is bordering on sociopathy.

NoNeedToHurry · 04/11/2023 07:26

LadyMacB · 03/11/2023 23:21

Where do people stand on Giant Crumpets?

I bought some out of curiosity but when it was sitting on the plate, it felt soulless, like something answering a question no-one asked.

I was at a festival in the summer which had a crumpet stall. One giant crumpet and choose your toppings. I had toffee apple crumble crumpet and it was amazing. One big round crumpet with cooked apple, toffee sauce and crumble topping. Divine.