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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

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Debenture · 29/09/2023 21:33

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

Can you be any more transparent? 🙄. PR rubbish.

HunterHearstHelmsley · 29/09/2023 21:32

I randomly met them years ago. They seemed very happy and comfortable with each other. Pre marriage and children.

LindorDoubleChoc · 29/09/2023 21:32

Crapsummer2023 · 29/09/2023 21:25

This sounds like a thread started by their PR to drive traffic to their podcast.

Doesn't it just 🙄

Pumpkinspicelattetime · 29/09/2023 21:31

It's easier to have a laugh when money is no problem. They won't have the same issues/stresses you do realise mortgage, kids, bills etc. Life is just easier when you're rich and can spend time on what you enjoy.

EllaMaeve · 29/09/2023 21:31

And his one liner….when asked ‘what would you be if you weren't a footballer?

His answer….

‘A virgin’

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:30

SlashBeef · 29/09/2023 21:29

And wasn't Abbey pregnant at the time??
Yeah absolute power couple.. Confused

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She was yes.

CherryMaDeara · 29/09/2023 21:30

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

Love it when the first post is right

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:29

But to answer your question, considering she was 19 when Crouch paid her for sex, probably FAR too young to make important decision like entering into a profession where you’re coerced into sex via the medium of money.

Men who use prostitutes are such huge red flags and should be avoided like the plague

ivegotthisyeah · 29/09/2023 21:29

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

What ?! Wait!!! No is that true??? How did I not know this!! I love them two !!

SlashBeef · 29/09/2023 21:29

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

And wasn't Abbey pregnant at the time??
Yeah absolute power couple.. Confused

Fieldofbrokenpromises · 29/09/2023 21:28

Peter Crouch spends far too much time laughing at his own unfunny crap.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:27

Sigmama · 29/09/2023 21:27

At what point did the 'teenage prostitute' decide to sell her body for sex I wonder

Your point?

Sigmama · 29/09/2023 21:27

At what point did the 'teenage prostitute' decide to sell her body for sex I wonder

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:25

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

This!!

Also, To paraphrase Mrs Merton “What made you stay with the cheating millionaire?”

If Peter Crouch worked in Asda he wouldn’t have a chance with AC and he’d never be in a position to cheat on her

Crapsummer2023 · 29/09/2023 21:25

This sounds like a thread started by their PR to drive traffic to their podcast.

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.