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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

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Left · 30/09/2023 00:15

I much prefer Hooked On Freddie.

Lookingoutside · 30/09/2023 00:05

Is there any need?

RobertaFirmino · 29/09/2023 23:57

MurderintheHamily · 29/09/2023 22:11

There's likely a reason she was never that arsed about Crouch cheating.

Why don't you ask Abbey about her old friend Danny 😅 circa Liverpool city centre 2005-2007.

The amount of lemo being bought at that point in the bars would've kept schweppes in business for a decade too.

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Is right!

I'm a fan but Clancy is a fellow countrywoman and Crouch is one of our old players. He's hardly Jon Flanagan and I strongly suspect the pair of them have behaved badly towards each other in the past.

SoShallINever · 29/09/2023 23:43

No, I've not listened. I'm not really into sleb culture at all.

WasThereAnotherTroyforHertoBurn · 29/09/2023 23:33

I can’t look at him, all that money and his teeth look like shite man, shite.

MartyFunkhouser · 29/09/2023 23:32

I knew nothing about him cheating until this thread.

Bit I like them as a couple. They are very funny and seem a great match. They clearly really enjoy each other.

Mamma2017 · 29/09/2023 23:25

Sigmama · 29/09/2023 21:27

At what point did the 'teenage prostitute' decide to sell her body for sex I wonder

When she was trafficked into it against her Will & threatened with death no doubt

frivlot · 29/09/2023 23:18

@Mayorq is that Abbey? She looks completely different!

Regholdsworthswaterbed · 29/09/2023 23:17

Guessguess · 29/09/2023 21:42

I like her. He's an ugly scrawny lanky disgusting cheating piece of shit. Knocks me sick

I'm loving your honesty 😆

Regholdsworthswaterbed · 29/09/2023 23:15

She also cheated on him. Early on before they were married but they are not as perfect as they seem. I must say though she is absolutely stunning.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 23:15

I wonder if they’d have ‘natural chemistry’ if he wasn’t so rich and she wasn’t such a pushover

M4J4 · 29/09/2023 23:13

Mygazpachoistoocold · 29/09/2023 22:34

I think lemo is cocaine. When they were at the World Cup, Abbey got sent back to the UK after (old) pictures emerged of her snorting cocaine.

A trashy pair, cocaine and prostitutes, how edifying.

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 23:08

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 22:50

Didn't know much about them before the podcast but gave it a listen when it first came out and still listen weekly. I find it funny and quite enjoy the one liners from him.

Disappointed to hear he's a cheat though!

Actually just fell down a rabbit hole reading old newspaper reports, seems their life in the early days isn't quite as rosey as they've made it out to be on the podcast.

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 22:50

Didn't know much about them before the podcast but gave it a listen when it first came out and still listen weekly. I find it funny and quite enjoy the one liners from him.

Disappointed to hear he's a cheat though!

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:37

MamaToABeautifulBoy · 29/09/2023 22:35

You’re talking like it was a drunken snog. He shagged a prostitute when she was pregnant ffs. Grim 🤮

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And that's their business, doesn't stop the fact that I think they have a natural chemistry.. anyway its a good job she don't give a flying fk about people on MN 😂

MamaToABeautifulBoy · 29/09/2023 22:35

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:33

I agree, I think they seem a lovely couple.

People talking about something that happened 10 years ago shhhesh that's between them and they have obviously worked through it otherwise they wouldn't have this natural click.

You’re talking like it was a drunken snog. He shagged a prostitute when she was pregnant ffs. Grim 🤮

Mygazpachoistoocold · 29/09/2023 22:34

I think lemo is cocaine. When they were at the World Cup, Abbey got sent back to the UK after (old) pictures emerged of her snorting cocaine.

rossogingerale · 29/09/2023 22:34

Well I love the podcast and it makes me laugh, don't really care about what went on in their past.

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:33

I agree, I think they seem a lovely couple.

People talking about something that happened 10 years ago shhhesh that's between them and they have obviously worked through it otherwise they wouldn't have this natural click.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 22:26

What is lemo?

determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:25

MurderintheHamily · 29/09/2023 22:11

There's likely a reason she was never that arsed about Crouch cheating.

Why don't you ask Abbey about her old friend Danny 😅 circa Liverpool city centre 2005-2007.

The amount of lemo being bought at that point in the bars would've kept schweppes in business for a decade too.

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That's very cryptic! Can you explain further?

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:22

@MelroseGrainger Is was just a funny podcast

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MelroseGrainger · 29/09/2023 22:21

She’s a terrible fame-chasing model with only one “look” (dead pouting trout) and he’s a mid ranking footballer. I’m sure their friends and family find them perfectly charming and loveable and great, but I find the idea that I should fawn over them and make them my relationship “goals” tragic. They’re no more or less interesting or inspirational than my next door neighbours, or yours.

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:20

@MurderintheHamily Eh? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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BlackFlyChardonnay · 29/09/2023 22:19

I follow abbey on Instagram, mainly because i love her hair and show her photos to my hairdresser so i can try to emulate her 'do. Yet to succeed, sadly.

i listened once. They do the whole bickering banter shtick on the podcast, but I've never bought it as genuine tbh.

I like Katherine Ryan's podcast, and the parenting hell podcast, although I sincerely doubt Rob or josh are as in the trenches as they claim to be. Pretty sure they've both got full time nannies.

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