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Hen night strippers

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Experformer08 · 07/07/2023 07:19

Following on from the thread earlier this week where the OP got a kicking both for cheating and lying, as an ex hen night stripper (uni days), I can assure you that a lot of people on here would be shocked at what can go on and some women are like.

Happy to answer any questions

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Oneseven · 07/07/2023 14:05

When men hate women they beat and rape and kill them. When women hate men they don’t want to listen to (made up) stories about him being a stripper on a hen night and getting spray cream blowjobs.

Sounds about right.

Panteranoir · 07/07/2023 12:23

JMSA · 07/07/2023 07:33

Where do you people stand on the giant Wotsits? I don't get the love at all, and prefer standard sized Wotsits.

I'm sorry what now? There are giant wotsits? How did I not know about this? How?

Goddamn you BBC World Service.

SoundTheSirens · 07/07/2023 12:15

MIBnightmare · 07/07/2023 11:40

I'm a 62 year old female MN user. I have been on these boards since before the Mexican house thief thread .. I work in Gov/Law/MSHT so consider my self a fairly well educated professional.

However I find the blatant man hating and assumption that any post or opinion made by a man is always regarded to be wrong/sexually motivated for kicks/misogynistic to be unbelievably tedious.

The replies on this thread demonstrate exactly this. I agree with PP that some posters on here are prudish in the extreme or just to bloody childish to discuss sexual behaviour without putting their fingers in their ears and singing loudly.

I suggest if you are too immature or offended by the OP . That you go and do something more useful with your day. You are not amusing or clever. You are pathetic and have that smugness a group of bullies manifest when they sniff a willing victim. Gross.

A post from an "ex hen night stripper" referencing a thread where the OP claimed to have given a blowjob to a stripper, popping up out of the blue days later and soliciting questions...and you don't think this might be "sexually motivated for kicks"? Really?

Meeting · 07/07/2023 11:44

@MIBnightmare where does OP state that they are a man?

MIBnightmare · 07/07/2023 11:40

I'm a 62 year old female MN user. I have been on these boards since before the Mexican house thief thread .. I work in Gov/Law/MSHT so consider my self a fairly well educated professional.

However I find the blatant man hating and assumption that any post or opinion made by a man is always regarded to be wrong/sexually motivated for kicks/misogynistic to be unbelievably tedious.

The replies on this thread demonstrate exactly this. I agree with PP that some posters on here are prudish in the extreme or just to bloody childish to discuss sexual behaviour without putting their fingers in their ears and singing loudly.

I suggest if you are too immature or offended by the OP . That you go and do something more useful with your day. You are not amusing or clever. You are pathetic and have that smugness a group of bullies manifest when they sniff a willing victim. Gross.

waterlego · 07/07/2023 11:26

I’m having a late breakfast of natural yoghurt with pomegranate seeds and pistachios and plenty of honey. Pistachios are so expensive so I try to ration myself but don’t succeed.

SoundTheSirens · 07/07/2023 08:37

This had the potential for a Brian from Hull “my yoni says noni” type thread, but more than half this site is so fucking po-faced these days.

Well played though, @Oneseven.

Meeting · 07/07/2023 08:36

Countdowntowinter · 07/07/2023 08:25

Do you feel the lady in the art gallery was being unreasonable to write a thread about being disturbed over being asked to take a picture?

Oh 100%, it was one of the most pompous things I've ever read!

Madmax1992 · 07/07/2023 08:33

😂😂😂😂😂

Dustyspringfield1 · 07/07/2023 08:27

Wow you guys are bloody nasty and rude. Get over yourselves seriously.

Countdowntowinter · 07/07/2023 08:25

Do you feel the lady in the art gallery was being unreasonable to write a thread about being disturbed over being asked to take a picture?

Solonomi · 07/07/2023 08:23

Just wondering why you would trawl a female chat site to find the one thread about a hen night penis episode and then do an unofficial AMA? Perhaps try Reddit?

Maireas · 07/07/2023 08:23

Actually, I have seen a couple of men in a protest in our town, I think it was about protecting trafficked women, which had become an issue.

Makemyday99 · 07/07/2023 08:21

GalileoHumpkins · 07/07/2023 08:19

You seem awfully het up that no one wants to ask an ex-stripper questions about his penis, why is that?

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I don’t understand why the need for all these sarcastic comments/questions when you all know full well what he was saying, just instead trying to belittle & embarrass him..ultimately made yourself look stupid

Maireas · 07/07/2023 08:21

Deathbyfluffy · 07/07/2023 08:18

Quite a different tone to when men go to a strip club I notice - then it’s pitchforks at dawn! 😅

Men don't take pitchforks to strip clubs. I've never known men complain about them, never mind protest.

Bloodyleaverspartybollocks · 07/07/2023 08:21

PineappleLatte · 07/07/2023 07:34

How can I stop unbearable chub rub in this heat?

I bought some chub rub things from
Primark. They're like the top of 20 denier tights so not too hot. Cheap as chips too

sadlittlelifejane · 07/07/2023 08:20

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:15

No, I don’t know why it’s rude. Op said ‘happy to answer any questions’, but asking questions is rude. Ok, we’ll I suppose that explains why the op ‘hasn’t come back’ to the thread then…

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I fail to believe you are over the age of 16

GalileoHumpkins · 07/07/2023 08:19

Makemyday99 · 07/07/2023 08:17

Go away child

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You seem awfully het up that no one wants to ask an ex-stripper questions about his penis, why is that?

Deathbyfluffy · 07/07/2023 08:18

Quite a different tone to when men go to a strip club I notice - then it’s pitchforks at dawn! 😅

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:18

Makemyday99 · 07/07/2023 08:17

Go away child

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Disturbing.

Makemyday99 · 07/07/2023 08:17

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:15

No, I don’t know why it’s rude. Op said ‘happy to answer any questions’, but asking questions is rude. Ok, we’ll I suppose that explains why the op ‘hasn’t come back’ to the thread then…

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Go away child

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:15

sadlittlelifejane · 07/07/2023 08:13

You know exactly why it's rude. I hope you don't treat people in real life like this. Gross and embarrassing

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No, I don’t know why it’s rude. Op said ‘happy to answer any questions’, but asking questions is rude. Ok, we’ll I suppose that explains why the op ‘hasn’t come back’ to the thread then…

sadlittlelifejane · 07/07/2023 08:13

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:11

Op said he was happy to answer any questions, so I asked him a question. How is that rude?

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You know exactly why it's rude. I hope you don't treat people in real life like this. Gross and embarrassing

Makemyday99 · 07/07/2023 08:12

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:11

Op said he was happy to answer any questions, so I asked him a question. How is that rude?

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Grow up, god I bet you’re a riot irl 🙄

Oneseven · 07/07/2023 08:11

sadlittlelifejane · 07/07/2023 08:10

This thread is full of really rude and pretentious people. If you don't like it and don't want to read it, move on and grow up. And find a new hobby aside from making yourselves feel good by making others feel bad.

OP I'm interested in what goes on!

Op said he was happy to answer any questions, so I asked him a question. How is that rude?