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Bum guns...

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LongTermLurker · 06/05/2023 10:58

...AKA handheld bidets. AIBU to think they're brilliant, and anyone who is content with wiping their arse with dry tissue is a barbarian?

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DistrictCommissioner · 06/05/2023 12:17

Keep meaning to get one installed!

LongTermLurker · 06/05/2023 12:16

Haven't tried a Japanese toilet, but I assume (maybe incorrectly) that the drying takes a while. Unless it's like a Dyson airblade for the butt?

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LongTermLurker · 06/05/2023 12:15

Mine is warm, but I don't think I'd be deterred from being de-turd even if it was cold.

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CatOnTheChair · 06/05/2023 11:37

I guess it depends how they are plumbed.
We lived in a house with a viscious one, plumbed into the cold water. It was chilly in winter!
I didn't use it. DH did in the summer.

Saffronn · 06/05/2023 11:01

Nah, it’s all about Japanese toilets. They’re the best.

DaveMinion · 06/05/2023 11:00

A bum gun is something completely different in my line of work (operating theatres - colorectal surgery).

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