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Boys don't wipe after peeing?

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HeartofAss · 22/01/2023 16:04

My 6yo just confidently informed me that girls wipe when they wee or poo, whereas boys only wipe when they poo.

Is this true? GROSS.

Not sure whether I should be telling him he is wrong?

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BodegaSushi · 06/07/2023 15:13

Creepy zombie post

ImthatBoleyngirl · 06/07/2023 14:06

DS9 dabs but then he still sits down to pee

Indoorcatmum · 06/07/2023 13:59

Teach him to dab the end, especially if uncircumsised.

The amount of men who leave the bathroom with a wet spot on their crotch is VILE😐

crylovingary · 06/07/2023 13:40

you should have honestly rethought this comment. they mostly do get it everywhere

NotAnotherBathBomb · 23/01/2023 23:53

You guys all walked right into this one

MademoiselleTrunchbull · 23/01/2023 23:25

Isn't the average willy like five inches when erect?

MademoiselleTrunchbull · 23/01/2023 23:25

Steviebrown · 23/01/2023 13:03

This thread is an education. That men need to change their underwear daily... but some women think they don't?? 😧
The one that really made me think was the assertion that some men, if they piss sitting on the loo, will find their penis is so long it touches the water in the bowl.
Who'd have thought it??

In their dreams. 😂😂😂

Steviebrown · 23/01/2023 13:03

This thread is an education. That men need to change their underwear daily... but some women think they don't?? 😧
The one that really made me think was the assertion that some men, if they piss sitting on the loo, will find their penis is so long it touches the water in the bowl.
Who'd have thought it??

Cas112 · 23/01/2023 12:53

My boyfriend shakes, ex boyfriend did.. I thought that was the norm😂

GrasstrackGirl · 22/01/2023 20:15

DH shakes his, it's quite comical to watch.

DancingWithYouInTheSummerRain · 22/01/2023 20:13

rumship · 22/01/2023 17:55

There is a saying more than two shakes is a wan##. 😂

Sorry toilet humour.

🎵You shake it once, that's fine, shake it twice, that's OK, shake it three times, your playing with yourself again.....🎵

Sorry just reminded me of a song I loved in ny mispent youth! #GoodCharlotte

MademoiselleTrunchbull · 22/01/2023 20:12

IME uncircumcised men are more likely to dab as they suffer a bit more of a dribble.

Rainallnight · 22/01/2023 20:05

mamacattiva · 22/01/2023 19:49

Nope not joking! My DH does the same too 😁

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Do they have…penis beakers?

mamacattiva · 22/01/2023 19:49

Rainallnight · 22/01/2023 18:29

You’re joking? It’s wee, not nuclear waste.

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Nope not joking! My DH does the same too 😁

headache · 22/01/2023 19:41

My DH sits down at home, he says it easier in the middle of the night when he’s half asleep or if he’s half erm excited. It’s also cleaner as he says he doesn’t have to touch anything (he still washes his hands).

I told DS off today as I had just cleaned the toilet and went in seat up, pee on the rim, he tried to say it wasn’t him (he’s 12), he has 3 sisters and DH wasn’t in. I said to him don’t lie but clean up after yourself. I think it’s disgusting the number of men who pee and Miss then just leave it expecting women to clean it up.

At work we have over 30 staff 2 men and we share one teeny toilet, if you go in after a man it’s disgusting.

Getting back to the original topic I often have to help young boys to the toilet as part of my job, quite a few have been taught to dab which I found odd as I taught DS to shake as there’s no toilet paper outside.

LakeTiticaca · 22/01/2023 19:28

They just give it a shake, don't they?
My boys never sat on the potty to wee, they always insisted on standing up 😉

SirGawain · 22/01/2023 19:24

NEmama · 22/01/2023 16:10

Urinals don't have paper yabu

This^

Bpdqueen · 22/01/2023 19:21

Wouldn't it be so weird if women had toilets lined up like urinals instead of stalls. Could you imagine how awkward that would be 🤔

dogdaydown · 22/01/2023 18:57

DonnaBanana · 22/01/2023 17:45

The women’s toilets never smell for this reason. I have never been in a toilet that smelled to be fair, nor do I need to change my underwear more than once or twice a week. Men are a bit ew.

Ya dirty skank! Thats revolting!

Chikapu · 22/01/2023 18:45

DonnaBanana · 22/01/2023 17:45

The women’s toilets never smell for this reason. I have never been in a toilet that smelled to be fair, nor do I need to change my underwear more than once or twice a week. Men are a bit ew.

Oh the irony of calling men ew when you only change your undercrackers twice a week...

RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 22/01/2023 18:45

PollyAmour · 22/01/2023 17:54

People will never learn. Such naivety is worrying especially on a parenting forum.

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Unbelievable isn’t it?

NannyGythaOgg · 22/01/2023 18:40

Back in the 90s I bought a house from a man who was divorced and had 3 teenage sons.

The floor in front of the bathroom loo was soggy and had to be replaced. There was a radiator near the loo downstairs. All the paint was blistered off it.

RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 22/01/2023 18:37

Well this is obviously fake. You being his mother you would’ve taught him whatever way he does it, OP!!!!

#Wee troll

365names · 22/01/2023 18:36

I thought my boy to wipe

Rainallnight · 22/01/2023 18:29

mamacattiva · 22/01/2023 16:33

Mine have always sat down to pee, then rinse with water and dry with toilet paper.

You’re joking? It’s wee, not nuclear waste.

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