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do i have this right about smear tests?

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tefley · 01/12/2022 19:41

So, last time I had a smear test, I got a letter saying I was negative for HPV and therefore no further tests were done on the sample like looking at the cells.

I haven't had any sexual contact since my last test, therefore there's no way my HPV status can have changed. So am I correct in saying there's no point in me having a another smear test unless I did have sexual contact?

I'm confused because I tried to explain this to a nurse and the receptionist at my GP clinic, but they were both insistent I come in, and I've been getting multiple texts and letters about it.

My situation is a bit more complicated than most- I have vagnismus which makes these kinds of things genuinely excrutiating. I'm trying to work through it, and I'm worried an unpleasant experience will set me back. The appointment is tomorrow and have been prescribed valium to try to stop the muscle spasms, but it just seems like a lot to go through when (if I've got it right), the sample won't even be tested?

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Antisocialfluffmonster · 14/05/2023 00:25

IDontWantToBeAPie · 02/12/2022 02:07

Plus I had the HPV vaccine. What was the point if I still have to be told to shut up and calm down when a nurse is forcing something into me.

I agree with you 100%.

m if you have genuinely informed yourself of the procedure, the risks etc and chosen otherwise it should be respected. Rather than seen as an affront to womanhood or whatever the aggressive typing is about.

I have a friend who is a virgin in their late 50s, not just sex but all sexual contact. Poor soul was hounded into having one, she tried to move GP practice and they wouldn’t let her register without scheduling.

even as she was screaming the place down, the nurse couldn’t understand why it wasn’t working, just absolute nonsense.

NameInUseAlreadyAgain · 08/01/2023 21:11

tefley · 08/01/2023 10:48

Of course @NameInUseAlreadyAgain and I appreciate any advice people give me, but it's just it is quite common for pain from these kinds of health issues to be minimised which is why I replied.

I would say for most women a smear test is a bit of discomfort, as you said, but I put it my opening post it is genuinely excrutiating for me.

I tell myself every time it can't possibly be as bad as I remember, it's not harming me so the pain can't be real, and then it literally feels like I'm being stabbed! It's honestly baffling and very frustrating (to put it mildly).

I had to have someone else in with me. I would hyperventilate and it would be so painful. I’ve been like this from age 17 to 45. Then she suggested I inserted it myself. Then it was just the pain of the actual taking of the cells which I can just about cope with. I may not be in your league for the pain but it was pain nonetheless. And now it’s much better although if I could have gas and air it would be miles better (childbirth only bearable with that). A ‘tipped back womb’ isn’t much fun

still I’ve only got 3 more left now ;). Phew. Having done every 6 months for 5 years killed me when I was in my 20s. However without smear tests I may possibly actually be dead now. I actively encourage women to go. I was 23 when had pre cancerous cells. Imagine now, not being offered til I was 25. I may not be here to tell this tale …..

tefley · 08/01/2023 10:48

Of course @NameInUseAlreadyAgain and I appreciate any advice people give me, but it's just it is quite common for pain from these kinds of health issues to be minimised which is why I replied.

I would say for most women a smear test is a bit of discomfort, as you said, but I put it my opening post it is genuinely excrutiating for me.

I tell myself every time it can't possibly be as bad as I remember, it's not harming me so the pain can't be real, and then it literally feels like I'm being stabbed! It's honestly baffling and very frustrating (to put it mildly).

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NameInUseAlreadyAgain · 07/01/2023 23:08

tefley · 07/01/2023 18:57

@NameInUseAlreadyAgain this post is a little frustrating because it isn't "a few minutes discomfort" for me and many other women.

It is genuinely excrutiating - comparable to when I broke an ankle - and the pain causes a flare up that lasts for days rather than just during the exam.

It would be the same whether I inserted it or whether the HCP did - as she knows what she's doing I let her get on with it Grin

Because I would get the same result with a swab test (i.e., my sample was negative for HPV so the cells were not tested), it adds an extra layer of frustration because I did not actually need to go through the painful procedure.

Was only trying to help.

tefley · 07/01/2023 18:58

Bangolads · 04/01/2023 17:19

Not sure if someone has said this but dormant also means undetectable on a smear test. That’s why you’re repeatedly tested.

Thank you, yes I had no idea so really glad I made this thread!

Told all my female friends too, to prevent anyone making the same incorrect presumption I did :)

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tefley · 07/01/2023 18:57

NameInUseAlreadyAgain · 27/12/2022 21:27

This may help - I now insert the plastic thingy myself and all problems have stopped. Before that was so painful and drawn out. Maybe try that?

please go tho - a few minutes discomfort is worth it

@NameInUseAlreadyAgain this post is a little frustrating because it isn't "a few minutes discomfort" for me and many other women.

It is genuinely excrutiating - comparable to when I broke an ankle - and the pain causes a flare up that lasts for days rather than just during the exam.

It would be the same whether I inserted it or whether the HCP did - as she knows what she's doing I let her get on with it Grin

Because I would get the same result with a swab test (i.e., my sample was negative for HPV so the cells were not tested), it adds an extra layer of frustration because I did not actually need to go through the painful procedure.

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Bangolads · 04/01/2023 17:19

Not sure if someone has said this but dormant also means undetectable on a smear test. That’s why you’re repeatedly tested.

NameInUseAlreadyAgain · 27/12/2022 21:27

This may help - I now insert the plastic thingy myself and all problems have stopped. Before that was so painful and drawn out. Maybe try that?

please go tho - a few minutes discomfort is worth it

Kat786 · 27/12/2022 20:42

I don't think the issue of informed consent has ever been of importance to GP surgeries, nurses or the general medical profession as a whole
As another poster pointed out, practices get financial incentives to get 80%of their women smeared and some women are thrown off the practice list or denied medication for other conditions, or even an appointment at all, unless she has a smear
It's not pointed out to the women their risk of developing this cancer is low, 0.65%according to CRUK, Or that even abnormal cells can revert to normal on their own
It's assumed they're too embarrassed to go and are told patronising oh we seen it all before, don't be silly of course it doesn't hurt. ... the list is endless
Maybe things are easier for refusers today and maybe more info about risks is given? I don't know. I opted out 7 years ago
Of course it's every woman's right to do as she sees fit, but I think women are treated appallingly over smears
Dutch and Finnish women have had the option of a self test kit for years now and their rates of this cancer are among the lowest in the world

Whowahway123 · 05/12/2022 18:48

Whowahway123 · 01/12/2022 23:54

Excellent post and sympathies to the OP but thanks for highlighting this.

Im in NI so different PHA to England advice etc

I have copied this direct from our NIDirect site and could do with a bit of helping understanding it

"If the result shows minor changes in the cells, the sample will also be tested for high risk types of HPV. If there is no HPV, the risk of significant cervical disease is very low and no further investigations will be needed at this time.

If HPV is found, or the changes in the cells need further investigation, you will be referred to a colposcopy clinic for examination. A result showing changes in the cells is common, but doesn’t mean you have cervical cancer.”

with regards to the first sentence, do you think this means our samples are only being tested for abnormal cells and then HPV will only be checked if abnormal cells found ? Ie different to England where only HPV status is being tested? The complete opposite?! Would honestly not be surprised at this stage though!

i will be checking tomorrow when my smear is due and whether it is a PAP abnormal cell test and / or HPV and can report back if anyone is interested.

www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/cervical-screening

Just really coming back to this.

I spoke to the nurse at my GP surgery and she confirmed that NI is NOT following this protocol at the minute.

All smear tests are being tested for HPV and cell changes, However in future she does see NI moving in line with the rest of UK and only preforming HPV checks on smear tests, but there has been no consultation or date set for this.

she did also say that that if and when this change takes place, she can ask for individual tests to be screened for both if the patient requests it.

WetBandits · 03/12/2022 14:39

I hope that makes sense!

WetBandits · 03/12/2022 14:38

tefley · 03/12/2022 14:23

Yes but isn't the question that if this happened right now, no one would have detected the cell changes via cytology as the HPV screen would have been negative?

It is confusing

If the HPV test was negative, there would have been nothing to cause cell changes in >99% of cases, so cytology is unnecessary.

HPV positive = cytology is performed
HPV negative = testing ends there, 3-5 year recall
HPV positive + cytology positive = colposcopy
HPV positive + cytology negative = 12 month rescreen for HPV, if positive again but cytology negative, another 12 month screen. If positive again at the 3rd rescreen, colposcopy regardless of cytology results.
Cell changes are sooo slow that women are safe to be on 3-5 year recall depending on their age as very little changes in the cells during this period so if they were negative 3 years ago and positive today, very little damage would have been done to the cells.

tefley · 03/12/2022 14:23

WetBandits · 03/12/2022 14:20

No, as HPV can lie dormant for many years so may not have been active in your body at the time of your last test, or it may have been acquired between your negative test and your positive one.

Yes but isn't the question that if this happened right now, no one would have detected the cell changes via cytology as the HPV screen would have been negative?

It is confusing

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WetBandits · 03/12/2022 14:20

MoreSleepPleasee · 03/12/2022 11:53

I tried asking about this but got no answers as I was negative for HPV years ago but had bad cells and had to go through a painful procedure having them removed. So the new way really confuses me. Did I not need the procedure before?

No, as HPV can lie dormant for many years so may not have been active in your body at the time of your last test, or it may have been acquired between your negative test and your positive one.

MoreSleepPleasee · 03/12/2022 11:53

I tried asking about this but got no answers as I was negative for HPV years ago but had bad cells and had to go through a painful procedure having them removed. So the new way really confuses me. Did I not need the procedure before?

tefley · 03/12/2022 11:35

WetBandits · 03/12/2022 00:57

All of that information is widely available to all women though is a range of different formats; we have to take some level of responsibility to keep ourselves informed with regard to our own health and which screening programmes are available to us. I’ve never been for a screening or vaccine that I haven’t researched beforehand.

I disagree.

Not everyone has the ability to keep up to date with this kind of thing or get information on it - particularly vulnerable women. It's the job of HCPs to keep patients informed.

And as far as I can tell - there is no way of me accessing a free HPV screen any way? Or an easy way for this to be linked to my NHS records so that they would know I had tested negative and therefore did not need a smear test?

I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that a free and easy self swab test should be made available to women who struggle with smear tests.

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WetBandits · 03/12/2022 00:57

HappyHolidai · 02/12/2022 20:20

@mauvish
What you say is not accurate. You said that I would not have had an HPV test without the smear.

I would have sought an HPV test but without the trauma of a smear: self-administered tests are available and I would have done one of those. I said that in my original post had you read to the bottom of it.

I maintain that I did not give informed consent to my most recent smear.

The NHS has been trialling these self-tests for women who have been avoiding smears. I hope it isn't long before they are rolled out more widely. The ridiculous level of attempted-guilting and emotional blackmailing to try to force women to have smears should have been stopped many years ago. Now there is a viable alternative to invasive smears there can be no more excuses for it.

All of that information is widely available to all women though is a range of different formats; we have to take some level of responsibility to keep ourselves informed with regard to our own health and which screening programmes are available to us. I’ve never been for a screening or vaccine that I haven’t researched beforehand.

HappyHolidai · 02/12/2022 20:27

Here is a long article from a cervical cancer charity explaining all about home-testing for HPV.

Note that they point out this is the same test as is now being used on smear samples. But it's quicker, no pain, no embarrassment, no speculums, no taking up a nurse appointment... I don't understand why it's not rolled out yet given the pressure on NHS staff time and shortage of people, as well as all the other reasons.

https://www.jostrust.org.uk/about-us/news-and-blog/blog/what-hpv-self-sampling

HappyHolidai · 02/12/2022 20:20

@mauvish
What you say is not accurate. You said that I would not have had an HPV test without the smear.

I would have sought an HPV test but without the trauma of a smear: self-administered tests are available and I would have done one of those. I said that in my original post had you read to the bottom of it.

I maintain that I did not give informed consent to my most recent smear.

The NHS has been trialling these self-tests for women who have been avoiding smears. I hope it isn't long before they are rolled out more widely. The ridiculous level of attempted-guilting and emotional blackmailing to try to force women to have smears should have been stopped many years ago. Now there is a viable alternative to invasive smears there can be no more excuses for it.

mauvish · 02/12/2022 17:24

I was very upset when I received the result from my last smear test: they said they had destroyed the sample without looking at it as I didn't have HPV. I hadn't been told that this had changed and I feel like my consent had been obtained under false pretences.It was not a pleasant experience, having taken 2 people and 3 attempts.

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@HappyHolidai I completely understand and I felt like this too after my last one. I was really frustrated I'd gone through all that for the sample to not even be tested.

I think that you need to rephrase this in your mind. Your samples WERE tested; they were tested for HPV, and since that was not found, it wasn't thought necessary to do more tests. Without going for the smear, you wouldn't have had that test for HPV, and if that had instead been positive, you wouldn't have needed another examination at that point, there would have been MORE tests carried out on your sample.

Re getting a speculum and looking at your cervix now I've done literally thousands of speculum examinations over the years so I know where and how to a cervix, and what they look like. I don't think it would be at all easy to do so on yourself. The other thing to bear in mind is that CIN changes the changes in the cells that can turn into cancer -- are microscopic and INSIDE the cells. You don't see them from the outside nor with the naked eye. If you could, then it wouldn't be necessary to analyse any samples in the first place.

tefley · 02/12/2022 16:25

WetBandits · 02/12/2022 16:12

Have you been to a GUM clinic? We can manage patients for genital dermatology also 🙂

thanks for the reply @WetBandits , i originally went to a specialist vulva dermatology clinic

They gave me a diagnosis of vulvodynia (which is pretty unhelpful as it just describes the symptoms really) and a steroid cream. The steroid cream brings the redness down but doesn't solve the problem.

I will look into GUM clinics as maybe they'll have some other ideas!

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WetBandits · 02/12/2022 16:12

tefley · 02/12/2022 15:01

I think in general knowing what's normal for you is good.

I know that my vestibule area looks a bit more inflamed than an average womans, but I have no idea what it looked like before my symptoms started.

Have you been to a GUM clinic? We can manage patients for genital dermatology also 🙂

Whowahway123 · 02/12/2022 15:43

Well done OP, don’t even know you but very proud. It’s something that’s very easy to put off to the bottom of the list.

be kind to yourself over the weekend. You definitely deserve it x

tefley · 02/12/2022 15:01

WetBandits · 02/12/2022 13:05

True, anyone can buy a speculum and have a look, but the average woman might not know what looks normal and what doesn’t.

I think in general knowing what's normal for you is good.

I know that my vestibule area looks a bit more inflamed than an average womans, but I have no idea what it looked like before my symptoms started.

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Elliania · 02/12/2022 14:58

I'm sorry it was so painful OP but well done for going through with it! Here's hoping you can find something that will help soon :)