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Feminism: Sex & gender discussions

Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:22

Waiting!

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:27

Where was I, oh yes, that's another snowball interrogated and still no answer is forthcoming.

Bring me the next one...

Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:30

IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:22

Waiting!

Apparently with more than a singular chin as well!

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Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:35

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

It was @CervixSampler

CervixSampler today 01:20

I close my eyes
Pull up my duvet
In the darkness
And hope to dream
Of sweet things
Of perfect diamond patterned wafers
Nestled next to layered caramel like lovers
Shrouded in chocolate
A thin robe of silken sweetness
In the darkness
I lie awake
Awaiting slumber
And slowly drift on clouds of mallow
Sticky sweetness
Encased in a dome of delight
These sweet dreams
Lead me through the night
Under the duvet
In the darkness.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:38

I feel it it important to issue a safety warning. Do not inhale your snowballs. Eat them in a responsible manger.

I may have spent a good part of the last five minutes with watering eyes as I coughed myself silly due to a piece of coconut that wandered during the consuming.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:38

Manner even

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Waitwhat23 · 16/08/2023 16:39

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

Same. I got to Perfect patterned wafers (with a bit of jiggerypokery) but had to give up at that point.

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:49

Thank you for thread 2 @Boiledbeetle

Saw this and it made me happy

Tunnocks Thread 2

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:50

Yes, nothing, just blank whiteness. Like the heart of a teacake.

Or click on it.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:53

IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:50

Yes, nothing, just blank whiteness. Like the heart of a teacake.

Or click on it.

That worked well didn't it!😆

We will get to the bottom of the Tunnocks mystery! Even if it takes 1000 threads and a 1 000 000 tea cakes!

We will not be defeated!

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Chersfrozenface · 16/08/2023 16:53

What's all this about crumbs on my chin (singular, so far)?

There are such things as mirrors and tongues and dampened fingers, you know.

And anyone who starts with the "Ooh er Missus!" will get a hard stare. Possibly not as good as Beetle's, but nevertheless...

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:56

Chersfrozenface · 16/08/2023 16:53

What's all this about crumbs on my chin (singular, so far)?

There are such things as mirrors and tongues and dampened fingers, you know.

And anyone who starts with the "Ooh er Missus!" will get a hard stare. Possibly not as good as Beetle's, but nevertheless...

Ahh, I see you've finished putting away your shopping finally! How many wrappers are in the bin?

Checks chin... No signs of eating. Obviously a pro!

I learned my stare from the best. Those courses on hard stares may be pricey and feature a trip to deepest darkest peru, but they are worth every marmalade sandwich!

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Chersfrozenface · 16/08/2023 17:22

They eat guinea pigs in Peru. Some of you will know of my rodentophilia and realise I would never go near that benighted country.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 17:31

Chersfrozenface · 16/08/2023 17:22

They eat guinea pigs in Peru. Some of you will know of my rodentophilia and realise I would never go near that benighted country.

They do online courses, but I find you just don't get the same quality of immersive learning that you would when sat in the middle of a pack of wild bears all giving you the hard stare.

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WarriorN · 16/08/2023 18:19

Questions questions....

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:38

I feel it it important to issue a safety warning. Do not inhale your snowballs. Eat them in a responsible manger.

I may have spent a good part of the last five minutes with watering eyes as I coughed myself silly due to a piece of coconut that wandered during the consuming.

I'll sort a risk assessment for the next thread.

Hope you're ok

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WarriorN · 16/08/2023 18:22

Do we need one for kit kats ?

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WarriorN · 16/08/2023 18:22

Or have we moved on

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 19:19

WarriorN · 16/08/2023 18:22

Do we need one for kit kats ?

A risk assessment or a thread? I mean with all that mixing in of kit kits from the very first kitkat ever probably needs a risk assessment!

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/08/2023 19:24

I found you!

And thanks to @Boiledbeetle‘s wise words, I have added Tunnock’s wafers to the supermarket shop.

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WarriorN · 16/08/2023 19:30

RA

It could be an extra few rows

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WarriorN · 16/08/2023 19:31

Cos of megaladonesque vibes and the need for a lot of glue gunnage if you want to make a Kit Kat Halloween costume

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 19:33

WarriorN · 16/08/2023 19:30

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It could be an extra few rows

Kit Kat Risk assessment:

They have every KitKat ever made in them

Best not!

CONDEMNED

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 19:35

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/08/2023 19:24

I found you!

And thanks to @Boiledbeetle‘s wise words, I have added Tunnock’s wafers to the supermarket shop.

I see you followed the tea cake crumbs! I said wise words? Huh I mean I don't remember, but I'll take your word for it!

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