All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

She visited my house (east coast Aus) and brought a plague of mosquito's. Making my life miserable, that one.

She has messed with the coffee machine in my hotel room so I can have either a full mug of hot water or a tiny amount of absolutely nuclear coffee.

She made my cat 🐈 lick all the butter off my toast when I left the room for precisely 10 seconds.
Fucking bitch.
I had to make new toast therefore using the toaster again and wasting electricity.
JKR is single handedly killing the planet, or something 🤔

She made me pre order her book again which will arrive tomorrow.

Doesn't she know I've got no more room for more books? Jings Crivvens.

Hurrah, this has started again!
JKs only snuck into the kitchen and stolen all my inspiration- I have no idea what to cook for tea yet again. Poly juice or something I guess.

She stole my idea for a story about a boy wizard.

JKR resurrected this thread to revel in the glories of her widespread nefarious mischief.

But more to the point - I needed two large aubergines last week. Sainsburys only had tiny manky ones left. I suspect JKR involvement.

Haha brilliant

JKR dared to comment on someone's Twitter thread, thus causing the ensuing pile on.

she told my fiance that my glass was half empty so he dumped me

She made me eat too much pudding this evening and now I feel sick. It was delicious though.

In my case it was too much toasted cheese. Also delicious but still…will the malign influence of this author never end?

JKR is the reason I am still awake at 1:54am

@PurpleBugz - clearly she’d never have a mere zombie thread… 😄

JKR made me think I’d be able to restart a hobby I love & then crushed my precious fragile dream like an occamy eggshell under the pestle of Severus Snape in his worst mood.

Reading the Running Grave?

She made me have a crush on Alan Rickman on top of the crush I already had on Alan Rickman so that's a double Alan Rickman crush.

Oh goodness - it's that time again?! I lost hours, HOURS! of my life enjoying the previous book. Then it was so large I had to palm it off on my mum who experienced the exact same problem!

I saw this on Facebook. Unfortunately this person was being serious.

JK made me a coeliac.

I'm not happy about it.

Or perhaps ;

JK made me a coeliac.

If you buy her some wool she'll make you one too.

JKR made people on FB be utter eejits.

AND she’s trained my cats to stay on my lap beyond the limits of feline endurance so I end up having to ask them to move so I can use the loo & I have to deal with looks of Great Hurt & Recrimination because I weed 14 hours ago so I can’t possibly need to go again 🙀

For context, the man she is "guffawing" at is gay.

Pink News who did something like 86 articles in two weeks about how evil JKR is, complaining about a pile on? What, really?

I tripped on the stairs today and landed very heavily at the bottom with a thump that bruised my feet although I very clearly said, Wingardium Leviosa (like Hermione did).

Well she does seem to ask about once a month for proof of her homophobia+transphobia, so technically pinknews are just reply to her requests.