All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

[WandaWomblesaurus73]

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

J K Rowling has repeatedly deleted my reply to @turbonerd

The Kneazle is called Brontë, short for Brontosaurus - kept very cunningly disguised around The Muggles…

@Feelingoood

She’s in the kitchen now rustling up some coffee. Bless!

DON'T DRINK IT FEELINGGOOD! I usually dispose of her drinks in the large spittoon next to the fireplace when she turns around. The only time I actually drank a beverage there I woke up with two extra kidneys.

I ate some fruit there a few years ago and now I have to spend every winter in the underworld.

She knocked DDs box of Hama beads of the table earlier.

You know that scene in An Affair to Remember where Deborah Kerr is merrily chatting to the taxi driver and then she gets out and rushes all excited to meet Cary Grant at the top of the Empire State Building but she gets hit by a car?

Guess who was driving it?

That's why she "says" she doesn't drive. Doesn't mean she can't drive!

See also Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

I've just read that apparently GC feminists are speaking dinosaurs.

I'm pretty sure JK has the Rutland Ichthyosaur stashed under her bed. And a T rex in her swimming pool.

That should read stealing dinosaurs.

JKR is responsible for all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park being girls.

We're stealing dinosaurs now?? Awesome. I want a stegosaurus.

Mind you, I'm only just coming to terms with how much shit my rabbits produce in a daily basis so maybe I'm not ready for Dino ownership yet.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

I've just read that apparently GC feminists are speaking dinosaurs.

I'm pretty sure JK has the Rutland Ichthyosaur stashed under her bed. And a T rex in her swimming pool.

Dinosaurnappers, that’s us. Have you got a link?

@EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn look at a news site named after a colour. I started browsing it to try and understand the TRA mindset.

Damn, I wanted to do the Super Secret DuoLingo course in Dinosaur that is ONLY for Gender Critical people.

Now I shall never be able to say “My postillion has been struck by lightning” (or any of these similarly useful phrases) in dinosaur. (Which I assume is a kind of cross-species speech: like a super-ambitious ancient Esperanto for the hugenormous birdy-lizards.)

I think JKR hid Shroedinger's cat (but it is hard to tell)

[quote Aroundtheworldin80moves]@EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn look at a news site named after a colour. I started browsing it to try and understand the TRA mindset.[/quote]
You’re a brave woman.

CircleofWillis…

DON'T DRINK IT FEELINGGOOD! I usually dispose of her drinks in the large spittoon next to the fireplace when she turns around.
The only time I actually drank a beverage there I woke up with two extra kidneys.

I ate some fruit there a few years ago and now I have to spend every winter in the underworld*
This did make me laugh!
Have no fear, I dashed it to the floor where it is eating it’s way through. very much like the film, aliens.

butnobodytoldme this made me laugh too! I am trying to think of a suitably witty quantum mechanical joke in return, sadly I have no sense of humour. Jkr has stolen it. Humph.

J K Rowling made the rebounding echoes of desolate fox cries sinister sounds & songs & silences from the Forbidden Forest wake me up just now.

My kneazles are flopped out fast asleep, but this is not as comforting as it probably should be.

JKR didn't tell Boris it was a party.

@SirSamuelVimes

JKR didn't tell Boris it was a party.

To be fair she didn't actually invite him. He just turned up with a keg and half a bottle of Jäegermeister. (Both of which he took with him when he left having quaffed all the Bolly instead).

There’s no bolly in my house, Boris must have snaffled it! And I thought it was Jkr.

FFS. She's gone and finished the cereal again. (Shakes fist in a "why I oughta!!!!" sort of way)

She made my box of cherries go soft and mouldy, and she took all the big packs of easy-peeler satsumas from my local Sainsbury’s so I only got a 600g pack in today’s order. So it will be her fault that I will have to eat biscuits instead, and her fault my diet fails yet again.

JKR has been texting Putin so they can get together and have a billionaires party with those posh Viscount biscuits, spoiling each other with Ferraro Roche and Fondant Fancies.
Together they are planning the end of the West. And then they will ride around naked on Tigers.

She shit on my pillow. How rude.

JKR compelled us to spend family money on an amazing day out to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child . An experience none of those who went are likely to forget.

If you're anywhere round Covent Garden, you see so many happy deluded groups of people wondering around wearing Harry Potter clothing and going to the Photographic Exhibition (and possibly Cursed Child as well).

The novels, the films, the theatre. Lifelong impact. How could she.

424 very bad, no good, awful things JKR has done (and counting). And apparently helped Putin try to Sudetenland Ukraine. I don't know where she finds the time to write books, films, plays and (most importantly) tweets AND be Goddess of the Known Universe as well.

Oh wait, she's got a Time Turner. Well that explains everything..

Can I mention something bad JK actually did? Forced me to listen to my ds ask me why Barty Crouch jr dressed up as moody and helped Harry win the triwizard tournament rather than just grabbing him from hogsmeade one weekend. I had to be like ‘wellll… he… it’s all very complicated to be honest… I’m sure it made sense to Voldemort.’