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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Bunbury’s Eighth- Sealion training for beginners

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SophocIestheFox · 13/02/2021 21:08

Old thread nearly full!

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The useful Bunbury Guide to Spotting Community Disruptors is constantly evolving.

The best research and advice is not to engage with community disruptors and trolls. As ever, if you suspect troll activity, report it to MNHQ.

Remember there are people out there who would like to silence us by fair means or foul.

This is a continuation of the Public Service Announcement thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3944572-Bunburys-guide-to-community-disruptors-part-5?pg=40

If and when you see threads plopped into FWR, especially a curious repeat of well worn topics, maybe check for poster history before engaging. AS is your friend.

There are a number of posts/posters/threads that are reproduced on Twitter or Facebook to foment controversy using screen shots & flagging to either MNHQ to have threads or posters deleted.. Sometimes, it’s used to approach commissioning editors with ideas for articles. It’s a tiresome tactic that we always have community disruptor posters who themselves post the comments that they then highlight elsewhere as purported evidence of racism, religious intolerance, anti-men sentiments, or transphobia.

Some helpful links can be found in the ‘Break it Down for me’ and ‘It never happens’ threads but in essence FermatsTheorem recommended “that in the absence of a block/hide poster button, I suggest the following strategy (given that you're talking to the lurkers).

Do not name check the sealion. Instead, respond to a depersonalised paraphrase:

"It is sometimes erroneously suggested that blah. Blah is wrong for the following reasons (short and pithy). If you need more information re. debunking blah, here's a link."

Then (this next step is important to combat derailment) go back up thread to the last useful contribution to the discussion, make sure you do name check that contributor, and pick up the discussion from that point.”

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 14/02/2021 11:26

I don't approve of sealion training that should say... Blush

ArabellaScott · 14/02/2021 12:19

ErroltheDragon

How about these? His n hers:

manwhohasitall.teemill.com/product/his-hers-engineer-bundle/

ErrolTheDragon · 14/02/2021 12:37

Grintempting - perhaps I'll get those for DD and her BF as a graduation present.

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 14/02/2021 12:50

@Ereshkigalangcleg

In fact, leopard seals do horrid things to penguins!!!!

Let's not go there! Or ducks. Or dolphins, the bastards!

My young adult children were talking about disturbing animal facts, like the length of a ducks penis

Ds2 who is a repository of weird facts held the floor, with his latest fact being ‘ male otters drown female otters to have sex with them’

Ds1 (weirdly excited) yelled ‘YES!!!!! I KNEW THAT ONE!! THATS WHY IM NOT ALLOWED INTO MARWELL ZOO ANYMORE!!!’

😳 ive no idea what he thought he was saying that in response to...and I’m afraid to ask

AlfonsoTheTerrible · 14/02/2021 12:52

The link is broken, OP. I am a little puzzled by this thread so was hoping for some clarification.

Am all for sealion training but don't wish to hear about sea otter proclivities as I like the fuzzy little creatures and don't wish to hear anything that will break my heart.

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 14/02/2021 13:01

Oops 😳

boatyardblues · 14/02/2021 13:04

God damn it Mumsnet! Not the sea otters too? Is there no end to the depravity of the animal world? Enough already. Next you’ll be telling me pandas do have babies, but kill them at birth & the whole low fertility narrative is a cover story to protect their charismatic animal status.

ErrolTheDragon · 14/02/2021 13:08

No, pandas are just unfortunate beasts who've evolved to lose their thumbs, evolve a second rate alternative, adapt to eating a foodstuff really not suited to their size ... I think they're probably just not that motivated to perpetuate their species at this point.

fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 13:08

please not the sea otters? I just thought they floated and held paws ?

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 14/02/2021 13:08

Next you’ll be telling me pandas do have babies, but kill them at birth & the whole low fertility narrative is a cover story to protect their charismatic animal status

No ...they ermmm, put them up for adoption to black bears cos they are altruistic

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 14/02/2021 13:09

@ErrolTheDragon

No, pandas are just unfortunate beasts who've evolved to lose their thumbs, evolve a second rate alternative, adapt to eating a foodstuff really not suited to their size ... I think they're probably just not that motivated to perpetuate their species at this point.
Or what errol said

Thinking about its much more likely to be what errol said

TinselAngel · 14/02/2021 13:09

@fatblackcatspaw

please not the sea otters? I just thought they floated and held paws ?
Yes. That's what they want you to believe.
MaudTheInvincible · 14/02/2021 13:10

@ErrolTheDragon

No, pandas are just unfortunate beasts who've evolved to lose their thumbs, evolve a second rate alternative, adapt to eating a foodstuff really not suited to their size ... I think they're probably just not that motivated to perpetuate their species at this point.

My god pandas frustrate me. It's as though They just cannot be arsed.

ErrolTheDragon · 14/02/2021 13:11

Yeah, you're taking anthropomorophrisation a step to far there, Rufus. Grin

TinselAngel · 14/02/2021 13:11

I think they're probably just not that motivated to perpetuate their species at this point.

Me too.

RufustheSniggeringReindeer · 14/02/2021 13:12

@ErrolTheDragon

Yeah, you're taking anthropomorophrisation a step to far there, Rufus. Grin
Note to self ....kung foo panda is fictional, not a documentary
fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 13:16

are sea otters really gun toting domestic terrorists?

MaudTheInvincible · 14/02/2021 13:16

Just pondering the difference between obtuseness and cognitively deficiency.

MaudTheInvincible · 14/02/2021 13:17

Or even cognitive* HmmBlush

fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 13:17

Alltomenteering is verboten... are you allowed to know the founder of the Soil Association was a woman? just asking en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Eve_Balfour

MaudTheInvincible · 14/02/2021 13:20

Wtf! Flipping hell Sad

boatyardblues · 14/02/2021 13:20

I think they're probably just not that motivated to perpetuate their species at this point.

When all that life has to offer is a fancy prison cell at [whatever] zoo under constant cctv surveillance and a diet exclusively of sticks, I’m inclined to agree.

CoffeeTeaChocolate · 14/02/2021 13:28

This is so disturbing. I had no idea that there were so many evil, raping animals out there, all being super sneaky about it and managing to keep it out of mainstream media Shock

PotholeParadies · 14/02/2021 13:49

I sort of like pandas, because they're the vegetarian descendants of carnivorous animals. That's why they're so sickly. As a classic pale, stale, sickly veggie meat-refuser of a human, I feel some kinship with them. Grin

fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 13:52

can I leaven the atmosphere with guitar playing birds?