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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Bunbury’s Eighth- Sealion training for beginners

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SophocIestheFox · 13/02/2021 21:08

Old thread nearly full!

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The useful Bunbury Guide to Spotting Community Disruptors is constantly evolving.

The best research and advice is not to engage with community disruptors and trolls. As ever, if you suspect troll activity, report it to MNHQ.

Remember there are people out there who would like to silence us by fair means or foul.

This is a continuation of the Public Service Announcement thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3944572-Bunburys-guide-to-community-disruptors-part-5?pg=40

If and when you see threads plopped into FWR, especially a curious repeat of well worn topics, maybe check for poster history before engaging. AS is your friend.

There are a number of posts/posters/threads that are reproduced on Twitter or Facebook to foment controversy using screen shots & flagging to either MNHQ to have threads or posters deleted.. Sometimes, it’s used to approach commissioning editors with ideas for articles. It’s a tiresome tactic that we always have community disruptor posters who themselves post the comments that they then highlight elsewhere as purported evidence of racism, religious intolerance, anti-men sentiments, or transphobia.

Some helpful links can be found in the ‘Break it Down for me’ and ‘It never happens’ threads but in essence FermatsTheorem recommended “that in the absence of a block/hide poster button, I suggest the following strategy (given that you're talking to the lurkers).

Do not name check the sealion. Instead, respond to a depersonalised paraphrase:

"It is sometimes erroneously suggested that blah. Blah is wrong for the following reasons (short and pithy). If you need more information re. debunking blah, here's a link."

Then (this next step is important to combat derailment) go back up thread to the last useful contribution to the discussion, make sure you do name check that contributor, and pick up the discussion from that point.”

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ErrolTheDragon · 14/02/2021 17:02

Is the evacuation plan 'get in the car and drive north, and don't stop until you reach Hadrian's Wall'?

Scotland has loads of otters, maybe not giant ones but more likely to be seen in the sea in broad daylight than sassenach otters, I believe.

InterfectoremVulpes · 14/02/2021 17:07

Octopodes

Just saying...

TinselAngel · 14/02/2021 17:08

@ErrolTheDragon

Is the evacuation plan 'get in the car and drive north, and don't stop until you reach Hadrian's Wall'?

Scotland has loads of otters, maybe not giant ones but more likely to be seen in the sea in broad daylight than sassenach otters, I believe.

Nowhere is safe.
PotholeParadies · 14/02/2021 17:09

Tinsel They've probably been using changing rooms at swimming pools for years without anyone noticing.

Errol Plan B! Hole up in the nearest American-style shopping mall, like in various zombie apocalypse films. Maybe I should get a rucksack ready.

TinselAngel · 14/02/2021 17:13

They've probably been using changing rooms at swimming pools for years without anyone noticing.

The people who can swim really well are probably the ones who are most likely to be giant otters in disguise.

fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 17:16

@Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons

Checking in here because reasons/threads Hmm

And the unmasking of the loveable wee otters that hold hands shocked me so much that I mixed up the tablet testing spoon with the soup testing spoon blurg Envy

noooooooooooo!
fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 17:18

snopeysam if you search twitter razor blades in sickers is well covered !

I need to lie down after that soup /tablet mix up....

OwBist · 14/02/2021 17:58

I was in the Shetlands a few years ago, and saw an otter running down a hill, across the road, over the beach and into the sea. It was huge. Body the size of a well-fed cat (like TC), tail the same length as its body. And it was ginger! The kelp around there is orange, so really well camouflaged. I like to think it was on good terms with all the seals and whales around and don't want to hear about deviant behaviour.... Wink

ArabellaScott · 14/02/2021 17:59

Tablet could only be improved by the addition of some soupy goodness, imo.

Anyway, I have to say I am thoroughly fucking sick of the topic of sealions, funnily enough.

Can we do insects, next?

DaisiesandButtercups · 14/02/2021 18:21

I’ve still got a massive celeriac.

CranberriesChoccyAgain · 14/02/2021 18:26

A small question, who is Bunbury?

SophocIestheFox · 14/02/2021 18:28

@DaisiesandButtercups

I’ve still got a massive celeriac.
Like you’re the first person to boast about that on here, saucy 🤣
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CaraDuneRedux · 14/02/2021 18:29

@CranberriesChoccyAgain

A small question, who is Bunbury?
Originally in honour of Bunbury the imaginary friend in the Importance of Being Earnest, and also Germaine Greer - hence Germaine Bunbury, second wave feminist and early identifier of online community disruptors.

Pm away Snopsey, though it appears to have been overtaken by later posts

CranberriesChoccyAgain · 14/02/2021 18:32

Ah, thanks for that. 😊

persistentwoman · 14/02/2021 18:42

@DaisiesandButtercups

I’ve still got a massive celeriac.
Someone had a recipe for celeriac chips mentioned on an old deleted thread? With garam masala ?? Or am I mistaken. I also have a celeriac here and am looking for inspiration.
Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons · 14/02/2021 18:47

See I’m actually not a huge tablet fan Arabella but it was definitely NOT improved by the soup

Fear not fatcat the tablet is setting nicely (separately from the soup!) although my attempts at scoring it have gone awry as ever Confused

Insect facts may finish me off - the kids got bug bingo for Christmas & DS has memorised the fact/horror book Hmm

DaisiesandButtercups · 14/02/2021 19:33

I thought tablet was some northern version of fudge, I must have completely got the wrong end of the stick. It goes in or with soup? Confused

My celeriac weighs in at over a kilo!

Chips with garam masala sounds great. My family are proving to be unreasonably resistant to the celeriac so I might just have to impose it on them by stealth...

NotFabulousDarling · 14/02/2021 19:34

Aquatic animal sighted in AIBU. Think the waves are going to be taken down. I've pointed them at resources about logical fallacies but am not engaging directly. Is that right?

fatblackcatspaw · 14/02/2021 20:30

@DaisiesandButtercups

I thought tablet was some northern version of fudge, I must have completely got the wrong end of the stick. It goes in or with soup? Confused

My celeriac weighs in at over a kilo!

Chips with garam masala sounds great. My family are proving to be unreasonably resistant to the celeriac so I might just have to impose it on them by stealth...

NO NO NO (shouted like M Thatcher) fudge is an erstaz american invention. TABLET IS QUITE DIFFERENT hard and unyeilding woah if you thought sealion talk was bad this is WW3
DaisiesandButtercups · 14/02/2021 21:06

Oh no fatblackcatspaw! WW3. Is it really too late for diplomacy?!

Profuse apologies I never meant to offend! I will strive to educate myself on tablet!

I daren’t even ask the soup question again lest it provoke the launching of missiles. Shock

Mrsmorton · 14/02/2021 21:17

New in. Long time FWR poster... going to catch up on the themes before posting again. Hello ladies, I'm so weary of this fight.

boatyardblues · 14/02/2021 21:39

Scotland has loads of otters, maybe not giant ones but more likely to be seen in the sea in broad daylight than sassenach otters, I believe.

Haven’t beavers been recently reintroduced to Scotland? They definitely have pervy sea otters up there too. It’s hard to know what to do for the best, but I’d rather take on a Scottish beaver than a 5’ Brazilian otter.

SophocIestheFox · 14/02/2021 21:53

Little did I know, as I idly tried to find a mildly amusing thread title for the new Bunbury thread whilst half crazed from sugar due to an unexpected cake binge last night, and settled on a sea lion theme, based purely on the fact that it was mentioned in passing in the old Bunbury thread that it would be doing quite so much work today Grin

I had genuinely no idea it would touch a nerve on any of the levels it apparently has! Poor sea lion.

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TinselAngel · 14/02/2021 21:56

I’d rather take on a Scottish beaver than a 5’ Brazilian otter.

Wasn't it saying something like that that got Suzanne Moore into trouble?

OwBist · 14/02/2021 22:06

I had to skim through a newish thread - has anyone had the patience to explain typical whataboutery and strawmen arguments? That poor sealion has been working hard today, indeed!

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