Vulva people

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Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

twitter.com/exploresextalk/status/1320156260377919491?s=21

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

mine's a saab; bit old, but more style.

Theres a feminist rock band waiting to happen there.

Very reliable but a bit boxy.

Seriously though (and channeling my inner Magdalen) FUCK OFF YOU WANKERS!

I thought vulva people were those who disliked the external genitals referred to as vagina.

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

Hm, these people seem to want to encourage 'clear and direct communication'.
So I guess they'll be very happy if any of you who are on twitter communicate clearly with them.

twitter.com/ExploreSexTalk/status/1322041043156611072/photo/1

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people I want to do whatever vulva people do I want to sleep with vulva people I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

I love this, and you, forever

Have we really released a charity version of The Prodigy's Voodoo People?! Why wasn't I informed?!

some very funny replies here and on the twitter thread

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

I want to live like vulva people
I want to do whatever vulva people do
I want to sleep with vulva people
I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

Brilliant.

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people I want to do whatever vulva people do I want to sleep with vulva people I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

@SuperLoudPoppingAction

Like Pan's People maybe but with tighter lycra shorts?

Oh... is this a euphemism for 'camel toe'?

@MichelleofzeResistance

Gosh whatever will the foreskin people think of next?

Quite funny though "who are these vulva people of which you speak?"

The reclusive Vulva peoples of the Great Northern Beyond...

I just wonder what would happen if I supported the warping of the language and referred to women as vulva-havers, bleeders or whatnot. And men as penis-havers.
Just replaced the word woman with something approved of by Pink News.

I’m a primary teacher. How many complaints do you think I’d have from parents in the first week?

Its funny isnt, in trying not to offend 0.3% of the popluation, they will happily be ogfensive to 51%. Also i would have thought that if you are a trans man with real dysphoria being referred to as a vulva person would be more triggering.

A new star trek character. the vulvoids closely related to the vulcans

I thought reducing people to their genitals was wrong?? I can't fucking keep up with all this bullshit

Actually I'm gonna hold my hands up- I'm very ok with this. In fact if there's a campaign to officially change women to vulva people I'll be on board with it. Realistically it's waaaaaaaay too cool for men to ever actually be ok with though.

@Flapjak

Its funny isnt, in trying not to offend 0.3% of the popluation, they will happily be ogfensive to 51%. Also i would have thought that if you are a trans man with real dysphoria being referred to as a vulva person would be more triggering.

Well, quite. It's another example, along with 'menstruators', of being inclusively unkind.