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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Vulva people

247 replies

hm246 · 03/11/2020 18:29

Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

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LangClegTheBeardedVulture · 04/11/2020 20:28

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DannyGlickWindowTapping · 04/11/2020 20:43

If we're the Vulva People, does this make the non members Foreskin Folkx (or however you're supposed to mis-spell these things)?

Menofsteel · 04/11/2020 21:14

I got put in Twitter jail for my answer to that thread 🤣

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WagnersFourthSymphony · 04/11/2020 21:35

*sorry, NATW, obviously.

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MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:06

On the other hand, Vulva People's Aid works quite well to overcome many key issues. Trades description and all that. Vulva people's surgical ward. Vulva people's changing room.

I could live with this.

MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:08

And drat you the pp who has left me wandering around all day singing under my breath

I wanna live like vulva people
I wanna do whatever vulva people do....

Earworm. And one likely to cause surprised looks in public places. Grin

Mumofgirlswholiketoplaywithmud · 04/11/2020 22:11

@MichelleofzeResistance

On the other hand, Vulva People's Aid works quite well to overcome many key issues. Trades description and all that. Vulva people's surgical ward. Vulva people's changing room.

I could live with this.

I actually quite like the term too! It's better than "menstruator" and at least I'll still be part of the club if I become amenorrheic!
MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:13

I think we need t shirts.

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 22:22

Or a bit of this

Cause she's living
In the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
(Ah, ah, yeah)

Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to
Mama's gonna love you
Just as much as she can
(So cold)
And she can

Or in newspeak

Cause they’re living
In the love of vulva people
Smiles from the heart of a (non nuclear) family penis haver
(Ah, ah, yeah)

The non birthing partner is gonna buy you a dream to cling to
The birthing person’s gonna love you
Just as much as she can
(So cold)
And she can

Mumofgirlswholiketoplaywithmud · 04/11/2020 22:22

Definitely

ChakaDakotaRegina · 04/11/2020 22:33

Vulvan warriors.

It’s better than T£RF.

MichelleofzeResistance · 04/11/2020 22:35

I am sorry, you just implied a birthing person is connected with a specific pronoun, and Alexa is on and probably reading over my shoulder, so the SNP will be dispatching a ducking stool immediately.

Or something.

What do you mean you can't make your brain jump through all those hoops? Vulva people. They just don't try, do they? Vulvaing about, all day....

DaisiesandButtercups · 04/11/2020 22:39

It actually does seem to have some merit as PP said we can divide toilets, changing rooms and hospital wards by vulva people and penis people. Maybe this could work? Vulva people’s rights? Amnesty can stand with vulva people in Poland, it makes more sense than just people which could in fact be the people who passed the law against abortion. We don’t know for sure which people in Poland Amnesty is supporting as there seems to lack a word for the group impacted by abortion.

Although women is a bit more concise than vulva people...

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 22:39

@MichelleofzeResistance

What was I thinking?

Should I be washing my mouth or my vulva out with soap and water? We are, after all, just a vessel with holes no?

So confusing.

It is just as well we have penises with brains to keep us right so that we can stop confusing our soft squidgy arses with our elbows eh?

334bu · 04/11/2020 22:55

" I am vulva people hear me roar.."
Not very catchy but then neither is..
" It's raining penis people " by the Spice Vulva People

HecatesCats · 04/11/2020 23:00

How's about the Vulva people eff off to Jupiter's promising moon Europa with the mens who don't want to use the ladies and start over?

334bu · 04/11/2020 23:02

Sorry my mistake "It's raining penis people " by the Weather young vulva people, although I think Geri the red haired vulva people of the Spice young vulva people did a cover version.

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 23:02

Little vulva person you’ll be a vulva person soon...

Little Vulva people on film

Uptown little vulva person

My little vulva person

You, you make me feel, you make me feel like a natural vulva person.

stillsomewhatsheldonesque · 04/11/2020 23:07

Penis haver! I feel like a vulva person!

334bu · 05/11/2020 00:32

" No, vulva people no cry " by that incomparable penis person Bob Marley

WagnersFourthSymphony · 05/11/2020 00:39

We all have a vulva.

Vulvamos!

NRatched · 05/11/2020 05:55

@Winesalot

I wonder if the Baroness has chosen 'The Vulva People Group' as a name....

From looking at the comments this has bought out, maybe just maybe, these woke organisations are doing some hard lifting in exposing the insanity of using this language.

I noticed the Harmony Party UK has been battling on twitter for merely pointing out that it was an incredibly clumsy way to describe women and that using '"Women and people with vulvas" probably makes more sense - and is properly inclusive."

twitter.com/HarmonyPartyUK/status/1323711122378207232?s=20

Good to see that momentum has started to build and that the purity spiralling is really beginning to shine light that really, very few women appreciate this dehumanising language and how it is ALWAYS women never seen it applied to men yet.

Gotta laugh at this

twitter.com/HarmonyPartyUK/status/1323752098803101704

and the second tweet hidden for 'being violent'

because they are dealing with transphobes eh? No admitting that the images and posts with violence against women in them..are towards these 'transhobes' and come from the TRA group. Probably he 'curb stomp a terf' or something Hmm

SnaggleBeast · 05/11/2020 06:00

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people I want to do whatever vulva people do I want to sleep with vulva people I want to sleep with vulva people like you....
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