Vulva people

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Apologies if this had already been discussed as the tweet is from 25th October but I couldn’t see a thread already. ‘Vulva people’!! WTF

Are they perhaps a lost civilisation, like the Beaker People? All they left behind was a lot of buried vulvae.

Are they perhaps a lost civilisation, like the Beaker People? All they left behind was a lot of buried vulvae.

Are they perhaps a lost civilisation, like the Beaker People? All we know of them is the buried vulva legacy they left behind.

Very popular with antique/bric-a-brac I believe, as you can generally get a whole wardrobe in (with the seats down of course)

This comment on twitter is spot on:

"Imagine publishing a tweet referring to transwomen and men as Penis People. If you wouldn't dare, then you know (despite your posturing) where power and privilege resides"

But actually I also sort of quite like "vulva people" for all females. It's a lot better and more accurate than "menstruators" and not as ridiculous and weird as "cervix havers". I think the proportion of females that have phalloplasty is really tiny, so it's probably the most genuinely inclusive (of females) of all woke terms yet.

Imagine we just called all females vulva people from now onwards. I'd love to watch the gender idealogues twist themselves in knots denouncing their own term because it's not inclusive of transwomen.

Sorry about the multiple posts, MN seems to be playing up. It really wasn't funny enough to warrant four repetitions 🤨

Sorry about the multiple posts, MN seems to be playing up. It really wasn't funny enough to warrant four repetitions 🤨

@Malvarrosa

I want to live like vulva people I want to do whatever vulva people do I want to sleep with vulva people I want to sleep with vulva people like you....

Great combination!

Sometimes ‘trending throws up some interesting combinations....

I can't work out who 'vulva people' is supposed to be inclusive of.

This woke language is such a headache. Surely people with vulvas who don't want to be called women don't really want to be identified by their vulva?

I can't work out who 'vulva people' is supposed to be inclusive of.

This woke language is such a headache. Surely people with vulvas who don't want to be called women don't really want to be identified by their vulva?

Well well well... Caroline Hirons has always been very TWAW as far as I know, but even she is drawing the line at 'vulva people'! People are explaining how it is 'inclusive'.... I wonder if this is the start of yet another set of scales falling from eyes? Remember Caroline, it's complete capitulation or you are out on your ear!

Brassica I did consider wandering onto another thread to suggest that I'd found the answer and we just sort the toilet/changing rooms/refuges/wards issue by vulva people and non vulva people. And then sit back for the explanations that some vulva people have eight inch outie vulvas, or sometimes a vulva brain grows testicles or something, and that no that absolutely wouldn't work because.... But Frankie Howerd keeps muttering in my ear.

Well well well... Caroline Hirons has always been very TWAW as far as I know, but even she is drawing the line at 'vulva people'! People are explaining how it is 'inclusive'.... I wonder if this is the start of yet another set of scales falling from eyes? Remember Caroline, it's complete capitulation or you are out on your ear!

Lads I'm just so disappointed that anyone who I might like or admire turns out to be a TRA - it's really pissing me off and limiting things that I watch or read as I now check to see what their thoughts are on this bullshit ideology

Anyone the same?

Didn't realise that about Caroline Hirons and only discovered her website recently and bought some products on her recommendations 🙈

I'm not on social media so feel bit disconnected that I don't know peoples views myself but can't go back on there for my mental health

Anyone the same?

Caroline's a bit confused - she thinks TERFs are 'other' women who think bad things. She doesn't realise that she's just TERFED. She's TERFED all over the place with that comment.

Vulva people. Am liking it.

It’s like we are wee bit alien and can be be mean as. 👍

Oooh, look how close she is!

Nò she'll just grovel and then end up stuck in "No PenisHavers' Land" with Jack Monroe. I picture it as being a bit like Mindy Sinclair's house in The Good Place.

I haven't a clue who she is but it looks like she's reached her JKR moment.

Live long and procreate vulva people.

From twitter 😂😂😂😂😂

I’m in bed, still humming “I want to live like vulva people” as I drift off to sleep. Thanks, Malvarrosa. Mums, I recommend singing this as a lullaby. My new favourite ear worm.