The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

Well I’ll raise a dram of Firewhisky to Jo Rowling today!

Would one's mouth not stick to the ice-glass?

Indeed they do.

I was going to propose a new cocktail in honour of JKR’s awesome tweet.

Champagne champagne champagne let’s bathe in the stuff I’m over the moon about JKR!!

Boatyard yes to a cocktail!

Ouch, boatyard.

A new cocktail ... Absolut Vodka, Firewhisky, bitters, champagne and tonic.

We shall call it ... Veritaserum.

Raises a glass of Veritaserum to JK Rowling.

Mines a Butterbeer tonight!

Ooh a fancy cock-tale. I’m in

Cock-tale for you, cunty
..

Keeping it classy, eh Scrimshaw?

I just came from AIBU T'poll's going well.

Can I have something mulled and cosy?

Here you go, EvenSupposing, and have a mince pie too. Poll?

I have two hand crimped, organic, woven from the very fabric from which the universe was created (or something) pork pies sitting right here. I don't often eat pig but these are v naive.

Picallili?

They are naice obv. Not naive. They are practically omniscient.

Picallili AND pork pies? I love you EvenSupposing you're my best mate you are....

Pass me a drink, there’s a lamb.

Chin chin everyone! Finished work this afternoon for two glorious weeks so up for a butterbeer and a dirty pumpkin juice* for sure!

• pumpkin juice and vodka. No idea if this is a thing, never even had pumpkin juice, but in honour of La Rowling, let’s say it is

And make it something stiff, because I’ve just been reading a book of speeches by “incredible women” , one of whom is Annie Sprinkle, the book informs me Ms Sprinkle is a former “sex worker” and at the end of her theatre session ( that her speech was from ) she offered people pics of themselves sitting with her “tits” on their head.
Someone has just given my dd this book for Christmas. A bizarre mix of Ms Sprinkle, Mhairi Black, Jameela Jamil, and then Andrea Dworkin and Mary Wollstonecraft.
Sigh.

Drinking Jarl tonight and listening to this. Cheers, all!

If anyone’s in touch with Maria Mac, please could you ask her to drop me a PM?

You can contact her through her blog.
www.peaktrans.org/

I am in dire desperate need of strong drink, and if you please make it a double.

any good Creepster. You can finish the bottle if you like.