The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

Vagina Anthem.

I was in a Winter themed bar IRL a few weeks back and the bouncers all had white puffa jackets a la East 17

Daddy Cool by Boney M 🕺

Always the boners with you Dangly

Now we’re on a Boney M roll can we have Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen too?

Things can only get better?

Although I suspect that might be too hopeful given the day I had

Thrashing around to She Sells Sanctuary in a dark, sweaty nightclub feels about where I’m at right now. Cider and black please barkeeper!

I'll have to stand outside while you play Mariah Carey.

Thanks boaty I have just been teleported back 35 years and 300 miles.

It set off a bout of moshing here too. DS (11) not impressed.

Oh God yes. A bottle of Newkie Brown and Rage Against the Machine, please!

Surely a bottle of dog tinsel?

Tequila sunrise, and Kirsty and the Pogues on the juke box please.
39 hours awake and counting, bring on the hallucinations!

(Ooh, and a packet of Hula Hoops if there are any lurking in the depths of the store room; I have a whimsical wish for Hula Hoops. And a Kit-Kat. Make it two. You mind need to send Nigel to the garage).

Meh. Scampi Fries are the biz.

17TinselAngel
Stay another day by East 17 please
Thats a tune!

I would like a chilli hot chocolate please

At my local indie disco they used to have a tuck shop selling chips inside the club. Proper civilised. Shall we have that?

I have a fucking terrible hangover after watching the election news for past 24hrs. Might as well move on to snakebite and black then

Nick Cave, please. And a single malt with a little tiny bit of water. Thanks.

Peggy Lee's 'Is That All There Is?' Over and over ...

motorcyclenumptiness
Peggy Lee's 'Is That All There Is?' Over and over
Thats a tune too!! Such a pity alcohol is a depressant coz I dont need to be feeling any worse. Hence the chilli choclate. Can the pubs mixologist invent something that upifts please?

It's a bit too soon for a spring tonic. I could consider a winter one... chilli chocolate sounds like a good base. Add orange zest, cloves and the blood of our enemies, might help with vitamin and iron levels?

'ScrimshawTheSecond'
Sounds delicious!

Can I get an Absolut vodka pleasethankyou.

Damn, I have missed all the interesting crisps.

I always think that one of those bars all made out of ice would be fun, but then bestie reminds me that she's been to one and had to keep her gloves on while lifting her glass because that was made of ice too.

I'm thinking something with ginger to combine seasonality with not freezing your arse off.

Would one's mouth not stick to the ice-glass?

Ginger with absolutely everything, yes. And garlic, too, just because.