Secret Militant Feminist Agenda

[ElephantsAndMiasmas]

...what is it then? I keep reading about it as a reason for us all Lying Our Terrible Lies about being harrassed in the street, or beaten up at home or what have you.

It's making me feel a bit left out TBH.

Can someone drop me a hint about why we're talking about these things, given that they cannot be true in the egalitarian paradise in which we live?

Code is permitted.

Did you not receive your pack?

There was a pack? :(

I knew I had been left off the list.

Where do I complain?

Next thing we know I'll be left out of the Secret Feminist Rescue Capsule come the revolution

I'm dead chuffed by Ed's win, and am hoping that feminism/equality is definitely high on his agenda. His speech today would seem to suggest so, anyway.

(Sorry to return to serious matters).

"And think of how we challenged the idea of a male dominated Parliament with All-Women shortlists and made the cause of gender equality central to our government. We were right to do so"

^"The old way of thinking said that you couldn't change attitudes towards gay men and lesbians.

Let me tell you that last month I was privileged to be in this great city, at Pride, to see not just thousands of people marching but thousands of people lining the street in support.

We should be proud that our commitment to equality means we have couples forming civil partnerships across the country and celebrating with t heir family and friends.
"^

Is that code, BIWI? If I use the classic shuffle the letters along translation, you seem to be saying:

J~n efbf divggde cz Fe~t xjo

Is that the location of the capsule?

Ssh.

The swallows only fly at night.

Twat T'hoo

I hear Moscow is pleasant this time of year.

PMSL Twat T'hoo

the swallows are flying south, soon the harvest will be reapethed. Markk ye.

You've still got bras to burn?! Tsk, call yourself a feminist [head shaking smiley]

Bras? We burnt all our bras back in 1788.

I'm down to my last sock tbh

You still have socks! Do you not realise what they symbolise? I give up! [throws hands in air]

(Ahem yeah I started a thread yesterday asking what the prospects of EM's labour party being half decent humans woman friendly was. A poster tossed me a couple of helpful links but then he told me I would have to wait and see, and not just have blind faith, because politicians aren't always as truthful as they seem, and then - well I'm afraid I wet myself with mirth at that point)

You haven't had the initiation yet?!

So stockings would be wrong then?