NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK]

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

Aitch - yes MN was timing out on me too. I gave up and went to bed with my book.

Well eating well (even if I thought it was a lot) yesterday has shifted the kilo that went back on over weekend.

Will be extra good now for rest of week - want to break that 100 kg mark by Friday weigh-in.

You don't need bootcamp Cyb - you just need to CUT THE CRAP OUT!!!

corny-good barometer

Buda yes from today that is me, CRAP FREE

black tea, thoop/thalad for lunch
mouses tea. I miss that 'empty' feeling. Am getting that stuffed feeling agin.

Still under 11 stone however, my personal scales barometer

AM SULKING

Hardly ate anything yesterday, skipped tea as I felt so crappy and had some fruit and I've put on 2lb. I bloody hope I am due on or I will not be happy.

FFS women get it together! Stop biffing! (I can't believe I'm saying that)

I'm wearing grey skinnies and THEY'RE TOO BIG!

yy what's the deal with periods, ladies? mine started yesterday and i appear to have PUT ON TWO and a HALF POUNDS. in one day? i thought you were supposed to bloat before your period came, not during?

Morning all

Hello Corny. Nice name - just don't mention clogs to the fish. She thinks that they're only good for putting the washing out. .

Been offline for 24 hours the wet woolly bits of string broke telephone lines were down for some reason.

Has TMAM's dress dilemma been solved? Although no matter what you suggest, sometimes, it's just not good enuff

I smell nice.

of what do you smell?

I smell of Dolce and gabbana no 3 my new FAVE

I firmly believe all our menstrual cycles (except for Su, she's barren) are morphing into one on ths thread...like we are all living together

Sure For Girls the pink one is lovely.

I'm so downmarket

That's nice coco. I am pleased for you.

Jack - not eating yesterday and fighting off a bug will have your body hanging on to everything. Don't stress. Eat good wholesome foods and drink lots of water and it will go.

Porridge - thankfully my DS doesn't seem bothered about world cup cards. I thought he would. Hint - change your password!

porridge i hope your weight loss isn't hair

i am heavier which is infuriating. and colleague who is a bit taller is 3k lighter than me which is even more irritating.

long run tonight followed by giant lettuce feast oh joy.

haha i use the blue sure, i think it smells gorgeous too. [cheapoid]

no reports of sudden weight gain/loss on periods, ladies? we have a decent survey sample here i'd have thought.

I am always lighter on my period but a biffer the week before. Aitch must have been sleepbiffing.

how strange, someone on that 'mental image of mners' has just posted that i have 'poncey aspirational food in my fridge'. like, as in, that is their mental image of me... how weird. is it because i make my own ratatouille?

Well, my mental image is of someone who can cook - but not aspirational. Unless decent food can be termed as such?

i don't think lidl does aspirational... honestly, went to tesco yesterday, what a RIP OFF that shop is.

Morning all.

Was zoning like a good 'un yesterday, until my mother forced me to take home the ferrero rochers she gave me for Easter.

I dutifully ignored them until 8pm when I snapped and biffed nine.

Nine.

The rest are going in the bin today and I am changing my name.

I need more holes in my belt. YEEEEEEESSSS!

Well done, Dukes.

NINE Bobs? That is shocking, you get Biffa Of The Week.

I smell of nit shampoo clean.

I've just finished my AF, I put it down to the two hour time difference that I am slightly ahead of you all.

My ds2 is convinced he, personally is going to win the World Cup. He is a high flier.

I've done 8k on the treadmill and a half hour workout, now I'm hungry and have a meeting at lunchtime, so maybe should opt for thoop.

I know

I think they had crack in them.

NINE Ferrero Rocher? What will the ambassador say?????

I had AF 2 weeks ago. Am obv not in sync with thread.

Haven't had nits.
Haven't had lurgy.

Have prob cursed myself and will end up with all three in one day!

Have a friend coming over for coffee and then will do some exercise on the wii fit.

He'll say 'get that fat biffer out of my reception, she's really spoiling it."