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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

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Themasterandmargaritas · 17/05/2010 19:32

Asos are speedy i think. Ooops Jack, best forget about today and start again tomorrow.

Dinks I bow to your superior knowledge.

dinkystinky · 17/05/2010 19:36

TMAM - ruffles look pretty from front but the back view isnt so pretty. You'd have to try it on and dance around infront of a mirror while craning your head over your shoulder to definitively say if it works or not.

SuSylvester · 17/05/2010 19:36

am totally lost ondresss
are we not talking food?

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 19:37

I am not eating due to throat currently being lined with sandpaper so don't need ot talk about food.
Had a satsuma and nearly hit the roof when I swallowed.

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duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 19:38

2 lots of salad today, plus fruit and no biffing

will now sit on my hands til bedtime

dinkystinky · 17/05/2010 19:44

Am sadly in biffing sin bin. DS2 has 4 bloody teeth coming through and sleep deprivation and the knowledge of what tonight has in store for me has had me eating crap today. Will be having virtuous turkey stirfry with veg for dinner and have at least managed to do some exercise without almost keeling over today so not a total loss I guess

pointydog · 17/05/2010 19:45

not had good week. Lost the zone

Themasterandmargaritas · 17/05/2010 19:45

cornflakes toast
corn on cob and vvv small philly and cuc sarnie
brezel
couple of biscuits full of air
tiny portion pork casserole and couscous

I think I might have a flapjack now.

dinkystinky · 17/05/2010 19:46

TMAM - what are air biscuits? Am intrigued

duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 19:54

pointy I lost it last week too, join me in bootcamp this week and next

pointydog · 17/05/2010 19:58

I have lost my fire though, ducks. I'm managing to not eat too much but it's all rubbish I'm eating.

Not put on weight again. Yet.

BudaisintheZONE · 17/05/2010 20:08

Hmm. Food.

B'fast - porridge with blueberries
Snack - kiwifruit and nat yoghurt
Lunch - soup - homemade veg and lentil plus some flaxseed tortilla chips with salsa
Snack - 3 oatcakes with hummus
Dinner - pork and veg and cashew nut sitrfry
Apple
Snack - flaxseed tortillas with salsa

So WHAT I have eaten is fine. Too much of it though I think.

Enjoying the salsa though. V. tasty.

Feeling bloated again. Not drinking enough water either. And haven't exercised since Friday. Will walk tomorrow.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 20:32

We are all flagging, no? We need
BOOTCAMP.

No bsicuits, air or not.
Plums or apples can be nice and give the crunch factor.
Use smaller plates and keep leftovers in the kitchen, if you are truly still hungry have some fruit and eat teh rest for lunch the next day.

More tips?

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cornsillkwearsclogs · 17/05/2010 20:34

I'm having jacket otato, sweetcorn and tuna.I cannot get rid of my tummy bulge dammit.

Aitch · 17/05/2010 20:34

jeez, su... if i start a thread looking for a dress for this FRENCH wedding filled with FRENCH sugar and gold TRADERS will you come and help me with it? i don't want to look like a puir wee scottish pudding at it...

on the upside, i just went running for the first time in YONKS - my aerobic fitness was not completely gone and my running jacket thing was LOOSE.

Aitch · 17/05/2010 20:36

bovril is my tip, jack. apart from the salt thing which isn't great it does make you feel like you've had a decent meal when you haven't.

SuSylvester · 17/05/2010 20:37

yy am keen to hlep just got lost
couldnt work out who was doing what
Mayb wee need a spereate dress thread?

Aitch · 17/05/2010 20:40

maybe we do... you know i can lose all the weight in the sodding world but i'm still going to look like a BALLOON next to a chateau full of french gold traders.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 20:47

Bovril? Like in a mug with hot water?
Are you fricking kidding me? [boak]

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duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 20:50

ok aitch, remind us of size, style etc, I fancy a bit of virtual shopping tonight

Aitch · 17/05/2010 20:55

maybe i should start a thread. and yes, bovril. it's just soup, dumbass. it's free on slimming world red and green plans, but only from the jar.

duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 20:58

go on, strt a thread, I've seen loads i want but don't need any

Aitch · 17/05/2010 21:05

mn keeps timing out for me tonight, is everyone else the same or is it me?

cyb · 17/05/2010 21:46

I NEED BOOTCAMP

just seen off the best part of a MALT LOAF, had trifle at weekend and mucho bread, but it was the finest freshest most organic stuff ever

am due on though

grumpy

I need someone to go hardcore with me

dont leave me hanging!

cornsillkwearsclogs · 17/05/2010 22:17

I don't know what I weigh but my mission is to get back in a pair of shorts I bought 5 years ago without any muffin spillage. They are my personal barometer.