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Ham pr disaster thread 35! …Charles has played a blinder!

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jeffgoldblum · 07/09/2026 18:47

A continuation of the shenanigans of our favourite non working royals! 😁

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Starryfifty · 09/09/2026 09:40

If they don't get the security they want, I wouldn't be surprised if they released a statement saying they are not sending the hamlets to school at all 🙄

Mylovelygreendress · 09/09/2026 09:42

DaisyDooley · 09/09/2026 09:09

When they first left Harry got paid $1million for his first speech. He wittered on about himself and his dead mother.
Fast forward to last year - he got paid $50,000 ( Australian dollars ) for a speech which didn’t sell all of the tickets.
How much would people pay to hear him here! Their ‘brand’ is utterly tainted. No company /organisation will want to pay out big money when he is considered so toxic.

Glad you mentioned Australia ; was there much said about M’s “ Girlie weekend”?

smilesy · 09/09/2026 09:43

OlympicWomen · 09/09/2026 09:36

Are these the people who went to Colombia and Nigeria and are scared of the Cotswolds?

Too many sheep. Scary bastards 🤪

Mylovelygreendress · 09/09/2026 09:43

Starryfifty · 09/09/2026 09:40

If they don't get the security they want, I wouldn't be surprised if they released a statement saying they are not sending the hamlets to school at all 🙄

Maybe they will go to California?
I feel sorry for A and L .

StrawberryWasp · 09/09/2026 09:43

Public figure isn't an official title the king could bestow on them or anyone else.

There are people doing Public roles such as politicians and then there are people who are well known to the public. There may be some cross over in these groups there may not.

HaM are well known publicly. They have no public role.

AustenitesUnite · 09/09/2026 09:44

Many thanks to those of you who have replied in response to me asking what type of freebies the Sussexes would expect to get from charities ~ please forgive me for not naming you all

I've certainly learned a lot ~ "Every days a school day" as they say . . .

I sort of understand how H could get on the public speaking circuit but, like other PP's, don't feel this is sustainable. Personally, I struggle to listen to him for 2 minutes yet alone 20, 30, 40 or however long an after dinner speech takes

But the thing that shocked me most from your replies was that M might ask for expenses for her clothes! Really!? So, it was OK for her to wear ripped jeans for her 1st appearance with PH at the Invictus Games (my DM still hasn't recovered from this!) But she now wants/expects charities to pay for the outfit she wears when she visits them?

I think, if donors to charities connected with her found out this was happening, they would withdraw their support. So surely the charities would be shooting themselves in the foot, so to speak?

I don't want to derail this thread as this seems like quite a big topic to me so I will leave it there . . .

LaMarschallin · 09/09/2026 09:46

jeffgoldblum · 09/09/2026 09:38

Perhaps I should name change??
smellybrowndinosaur
blackflybuzzing
sexybluealien

😄
Nah, we'd miss the old jg.
Besides, I found name changing a faff.
I changed once to "LaMarchpane" at Christmas, for that old-fashioned marzipanny vibe and briefly I thought I'd never get the old LaMars back 😱

OlympicWomen · 09/09/2026 09:48

smilesy · 09/09/2026 09:43

Too many sheep. Scary bastards 🤪

Oh my god, don't get me started on those cafés selling cream teas. It's like downtown Mogadishu.

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:48

AustenitesUnite · 08/09/2026 21:20

I can see it now . . .

The King's Speech, sponsored by 'As Ever'

Omg yes

Fragrance coming soon 2027, join the exclusive waitlist now.

StrawberryWasp · 09/09/2026 09:48

I guess people who are famous because they previously did a public role eg former prime ministers get different security from people who are famous because they commercially chose that?

I guess H's argument is he's famous because he previously did a public role so shouldn't just be treated as any other famous person would be?

JoanChitty · 09/09/2026 09:50

I know why Meghan has been missing, she’s training for attempting the three peaks challenge! Anything Catherine can do…..
BTW she should be ok after she is a seasoned social climber!

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:50

LaMarschallin · 09/09/2026 09:46

😄
Nah, we'd miss the old jg.
Besides, I found name changing a faff.
I changed once to "LaMarchpane" at Christmas, for that old-fashioned marzipanny vibe and briefly I thought I'd never get the old LaMars back 😱

What about....

Jeffgoldbluminabeyance

Starryfifty · 09/09/2026 09:50

Mylovelygreendress · 09/09/2026 09:43

Maybe they will go to California?
I feel sorry for A and L .

They tried Cali and it's flopped. Trump has said himself he's glad to see the back of them

jeffgoldblum · 09/09/2026 09:50

LaMarschallin · 09/09/2026 09:46

😄
Nah, we'd miss the old jg.
Besides, I found name changing a faff.
I changed once to "LaMarchpane" at Christmas, for that old-fashioned marzipanny vibe and briefly I thought I'd never get the old LaMars back 😱

I know what you mean! , I tried it once, simply added an animal ( if you know, you know) , then panicked because I forgot it was me and was worried someone would take my name! , yes I know now that it is impossible but still….😱

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Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:50

JoanChitty · 09/09/2026 09:50

I know why Meghan has been missing, she’s training for attempting the three peaks challenge! Anything Catherine can do…..
BTW she should be ok after she is a seasoned social climber!

Tough mudder 💪

OlympicWomen · 09/09/2026 09:51

StrawberryWasp · 09/09/2026 09:48

I guess people who are famous because they previously did a public role eg former prime ministers get different security from people who are famous because they commercially chose that?

I guess H's argument is he's famous because he previously did a public role so shouldn't just be treated as any other famous person would be?

Previous Prime Ministers get it because they have been privy to state secrets and have been responsible for major issues eg war and sanctions.
There is no way Harry is on that level.

Spaniels4Eva · 09/09/2026 09:51

There have been rumours for years about how much Harry and Meghan take from Invictus for their appearances. Travel, hotels, security, wardrobes....

jeffgoldblum · 09/09/2026 09:51

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:50

What about....

Jeffgoldbluminabeyance

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Curlygirl06 · 09/09/2026 09:52

I'm supposed to be doing housework, but you lot keep adding comments to this thread! Keep going!

Lumpyarse · 09/09/2026 09:52

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · 09/09/2026 08:47

Have you tried them frozen?

From the DM:

This prompted a jaw-dropping briefing to the Telegraph yesterday, which read: 'The duke is understood to have taken particular issue with the notion that the couple were to be treated as private citizens. If that were the case, it was claimed, such formal guidance would not be required.
'The Sussexes prefer the term "public figures", and would have liked an acknowledgement that, on a personal level, they remained members of the Royal Family, despite no longer receiving public funding’

ie we want to muddy the waters - it was an official operational directive to government departments - fuzzy wuzzy private family ‘reconciliations may vary’ type slush not appropriate for this audience.

Obviously H&M overreacting and experiencing another perceived personal slight - the pomposity of ‘public figure’ is irrelevant also in this context - basically saying ‘no recourse to public funds, time, resources’ - As Ever.

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:54

Starryfifty · 09/09/2026 09:40

If they don't get the security they want, I wouldn't be surprised if they released a statement saying they are not sending the hamlets to school at all 🙄

The Meghan can do a quick tidy up before education welfare officers come round for a support visit wanting an explanation as to why their children are absent from an education setting 🫠

Welcome to Blighty 🇬🇧

LaMarschallin · 09/09/2026 09:57

StrawberryWasp · 09/09/2026 09:48

I guess people who are famous because they previously did a public role eg former prime ministers get different security from people who are famous because they commercially chose that?

I guess H's argument is he's famous because he previously did a public role so shouldn't just be treated as any other famous person would be?

And it's a spurious argument, isn't it?
Because, as has been said in these threads quite a lot, PMs have access to important state information (like nuclear codes, for one).
Knowing whether someone is circumcised or not, for example, is less important to national security.
Poets Laureate, it could be argued, did a public role. Still different from being PM.

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:57

OlympicWomen · 09/09/2026 09:51

Previous Prime Ministers get it because they have been privy to state secrets and have been responsible for major issues eg war and sanctions.
There is no way Harry is on that level.

Or is he?!?

The ultimate decoy cover - whiney entitled and not too bright, but actually he's the only one with the codes to the nukes and a hotline to Donald "glad he's gone" Trump

AustenitesUnite · 09/09/2026 09:57

I'm disappearing for a few hours to watch King Harald's funeral in Oslo . . . .

Starryfifty · 09/09/2026 10:00

Notmybestusername · 09/09/2026 09:54

The Meghan can do a quick tidy up before education welfare officers come round for a support visit wanting an explanation as to why their children are absent from an education setting 🫠

Welcome to Blighty 🇬🇧

I'd say they might homeschool them. They probably don't have their school bits and bobs as Meg was too scared to go shopping

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