As ever launch

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Launches tomorrow.

So we will find out the prices and how the products will be sold

Oh. I guess it will give you all something more to screech about against Meghan.

I found the video on insta of the jam jars rolling off the industrial production line SO odd - and just so off brand. It’s all meant to be all about being from her kitchen to you etc - I mean I get that in real life it’s being made in an industrial environment- but marketing is all about the image - and I was perplexed how the factory production line was meant to fit into the pivotal moment for the time capsule

And I reckon the crepe mixture will mean it’s about 20 dollars per crepe in the end

Good luck getting any media attention on Freedom Day when Trump announces tariffs...or lack thereof.

You're doing a great job drumming up interest.

Yeah, just reading about the likely impacts on UK and Europe. Bigly bad and dumb, for the US too.

Great timing. As ever.

I know, right? She's following her dream of selling Ultra Processed Food to the gullible masses. Is there a higher calling in life?

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

Guffaw about, more like.

Freedom Day and Harry embroiled in a racism and sexism scandal? She has the worst luck.

Hope so. Just about to have a look

They have the absolute worst timing... Trump is due to make announcements today about tariffs, possibly sparking a Trade War.
And surely they are distraught about the situation with Sentabale.
I saw her products somewhere - who buys ready made pancake mix?! It's so cheap and easy to make. I can't see this business doing well.

I'm finding it fascinating because she's been reduced to Fergie-levels of selling privacy and flogging tat but the attempt to spin it as aspirational and to appeal to her scary, cultish fans adds a new element.

I've said this before, but the choice of products perplexes me. Out of everything she chose pancake mix and jam. It's so boring and unglamorous!

If she'd gone for fragrance and jewellery she could have made a fortune. The opportunities to be creative and add value to those are endless. Plus she could have advertised her own products.

Let's be honest, no one believes Meghan actually eats pancakes and jam!

And sadly, Val Kilmer has died. An actual A Lister in his heyday.

The problem with perfume and jewellery is it takes time.
As we know MM likes to 'hit the ground running' so everything she does looks like she is driving down the highway at 100mph and just lobbing stuff out of the window.

Why take your time to develop a perfume or design some jewellery when you can mass produce something that already exists to sell on for an extortionate price (tbc).

There will surely be existing perfumes and jewellery that could be bought to sell under her name. I agree it would have been a better bet for profit.

Since ARO I've wanted this side to have success if brings an end to the drama. She selling to a large US audience, she doesn't need them all to be successful. Intrigued by what the prices will be but if expensive she not alone. I'm not the audience for a 100 pound pack of strawberries, I'm also not the audience for jam over £7.50

Apologies if already posted somewhere but I saw this yesterday in The Spectator https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/if-only-meghan-markles-as-ever-launch-was-an-april-fool.
I thought it amusing . The reference to the Netflix shops made me giggle

"One is lurking in a Dallas shopping centre – so perhaps that city will now be able to say that the assassination of JFK is only the second worst thing to have happened there "

Bless her , here she is thanking her boy squad and a shout out to her girl squad too . She's not very good at reading the room is she?

jejune

I know. I am on a ward waiting for one of my kids to go down down for a minor op. And I literally guffawed out loud at that comment. Got some v funny looks.

Uurrgghh. Will stick to buying Aldi jam thanks very much

Can't wait to see how much this pot of mass-produced jam will be flogged for.😂

I just saw this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14558773/Meghan-Markle-launch-Netflix-doubts.html

including spread price indication from NYT Speaking to the New York Times ahead of the launch of her As Ever collection today, Meghan insisted her freezer was 'stuffed with' convenience foods - and revealed her jams would be sold for $12-$15.

(sorry if that snippet was posted before )