As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

Don’t forget the candlelight suppers.

I agree , you can dress food up as faces , ladybirds, try the aeroplane or train in the tunnel trick, if a child doesn't want to eat something, they won't. ' Elevating' food just to be met with clenched teeth and glued together lips is a waste of time.

Classic MM - never in the vanguard always in the guards van.

@Serenster "“Meghan began to get tearful” though? Sounds a bit like deliberately tugging at her audience’s heartstrings to remind them all how much she’s been through…"

Didn't M herself say one of her acting skills was being able to summon tears at will , especially out of her left eye. (cf the late Queen's funeral )

'Very immediately'? Did they not teach Meghan about tautology at Northwestern?

"One tear, left eye" - who said that?

To be honest it doesn’t sound like she even feeds her own children.

They discuss the concept of kintsugi and Tsai tells her, “Things that have lived and been dropped and put back together again are more beautiful,” to which Meghan starts to tear up

This & ‘only if I am allowed to’ & ‘Don’t work too hard’ hint at authoritarian parenting to me.

Bovril in the 20th century. And calves' foot jelly as a child-friendly way to get that beef protein inside children. My dad used to put a spoonful in a mug of full fat hot milk and drink it before going to bed. It's not a habit I have copied. Ovaltine was as much as I could bear. Horlicks was too much.

I honestly think her account of her idyllic family life is just a complete fantasy. I suspect there is very little truth to it at all. It all just reads rather weirdly.

No, I took prefer actual glasses and mugs. The dollar store sells Mason jars with straw holes, apparently for summer drinks.

I store pasta, flour, sugar, tea, etc. in my mason jars. I got 2 dozen 4 oz wide ones about 10 years ago that I can stack on top of each other in a drawer and use for loose leaf tea and bulk spices.

I agree. Also if you look carefully at her eyes and face, she looks blank and absent. Her face looks so different I wonder if she’s had surgery.

It brings to mind the dancing in the street like when Mandela was released; and the pilot crouching down in first class, doffing his cap and thanking her for her service to the UK on her freedom flight.

T minus 9 hours everyone. I hope I can sleep. 😂.

Till tomorrow all.

Just catching up.....day dates?!!!!! Seriously... Day dates with My Husband. Who says things like that??!! Harry must think she is a bit much!

Ghastly outfit.

Excellent entertainment everyone!
Don't need to watch the show ! You ladies are far more accomplished and entertaining ! ❤️

Yes, this interview has the same sort of vibe as the 'Cut' interview, but since this is 'People', a PR outlet, it doesn't feature the rather funny sarky spin as in 'The Cut'. Just let Meghan talk, and this sort of elevated tripe spills out.

I increasingly think she is a fantasist, living in her own world. I suspect both she and the man she refers to only as 'my husband' both have a rather tenuous relationship with reality. We saw that for Harry with 'Spare', now we're seeing it for Meghan Sussex. Don't call her Markle, whatever you do!

You too @Spectre8 !!! Your new satire posts are excellent!
I love your niche sense of humour! 👍

Seconded.
Posts have been top drawer, very entertaining. 👏 👏

Was it just the one tear from her left eye?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To tell a cow to stop laying eggs, how dare ye!

Oh god 😬

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