I'm not sure if your post is a joke. However, the majority of the vitriol to H & M. Twitter with the mainstream media Sun/Mail/Express/GB news, TALK TALK News, to name a few and names below
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Clarkson
Dan Wooton (GB news) and general GB news
Nigel Farage (yes, really)
Darren Grimes
Angela Levin
Richard Madely
Eamon Holmes
Paul Burrell (Diana butler)
Camilla Tomlinson (Telegraph), who wants H to leave M and come back to the U.K
Richard Little-John
Sarah Vine
Robert Jobson
Tom Bowey (Openly admitted he would do anything to bring M down)
Roya Knikabb (Think surname spelling wrong) Shockingly The Times with her recent picture of Camilla with a tiara on, with the strapline of "She won the games of thrones" (very nasty taste and considering Diana death worse)
All friends/friendly with Camilla, whose office, along with W + K, is the source of twisted leaks and lies plus what the media make up
If you look at that list, they are all a certain type of person: mysogonist and more.
I'm sure I've missed many out. That will give you a good list to put characters, too 😃