How Harry lost his virginity

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Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

I agree with that too. He is a grown man and has made his choices.

That's going to be difficult to masturbate to.

Film title “When Harry lost cherry”

Just to confirm, that yes, he is reading these words aloud in his own voice

He's mad to do it. I can already imagine the Twitter memes. Talking about being spanked with Madonna singing 'My bottom hurts just thinking about it' in the background.

He's mad to do it.
Quite. Harry's words, read by Harry. There's no deniability, is there.

While I don't think he is mentally ill or unstable.
I do not believe having told the world (and everyone giggling) about his most private moments will do his MH any good.
I don't think people are reading these snippets the way he thought they would.

I think he is likely to end up feeling very depressed and start looking for an escape route. That's actually worrying.
You can run away from situations but not from your own head. He's confessed to dabbling in cocain before. Is he likely to do it again?

Agree, the papers couldn't in their wildest dreams imagine it would be this good.

He's on the shrooms. Word.

Oh god so many fantastic comments!!

Yes - we thought it was going to be boring but this is outlandish.

How do we actually nominate a thread to get put in classics? Do we have to do something, or do mumsnet have to pick up on it somehow? 🤔

The pop up ad on my feed is "Bubbles and Balls" 😂

You have to report the OP's post and say in the report that you want to nominate it.

I just get "Do you feel sorry for Harry" in the Similar Threads suggestions.

Not sure that was his intent with this literary offering.

15 bloody hours?

They should adopt this as endurance test for the SAS.

Maybe this is all about channeling one’s inner Italian Stallion?

It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. (Useful philosophy for confrontations with dog bowls).

I stopped thinking the way other people think a long time ago. (No explanation necessary)

Going one more round when you don’t think you can, that’s what makes all the difference in your life. (Aka ‘I’ll be back’…)

I guess: Nobody owes nobody nothing. You owe yourself. Is a step too far. But better be an Italian stallion than a one trick pony…

@MeghanThyStallion Thankyou very much 😊

Howling. I’ve seen this series. What is it again?

Has this been posted already?

mobile.twitter.com/JimmyKimmelLive/status/1611226167927005184?cxt=HHwWgIDTgbjqnNwsAAAA

I want to see these Prince impersonators act out the entire book.

I hope that woman was too drunk to remember the quickie with the ginger whinger. That way she can deny it's her with a straight face.

I’d love her to own up and say she did it as a dare.

From ARRSE.

“What a shame treating him like a young stallion didn't include having him gelded. It might have given him better manners and improved his temperament.”

So funny! Thanks for posting that 😂

Jane. 😆