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The royal family

To think Prince George is never going to find a life partner?

292 replies

HitMeWithAHotNoteAndWatchMeBounce · 20/12/2022 22:46

Who on earth would marry into the Royal Family, at this point?

What sort of parent would send their child to the slaughter-house?

The monarchy could well end up crumbling because no-one will be willing to marry into it - due not only to unacceptable levels of press intrusion, but also social media (and God even knows what that’s going to look like by the time George (and his siblings) come of age).

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MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 14:02

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 13:52

You're a bit silly aren't you.

It's Christmas 🎅 and it's a silly thread, talking of George's spouse at 9.

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 14:02

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 14:02

It's Christmas 🎅 and it's a silly thread, talking of George's spouse at 9.

Ok dear

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 14:08

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/12/2022 13:50

I have met people from all different classes and no one has ever treated me as a peasant. I don't feel looked down on at all.

It tends to go fine with you, as long as you accept your lot in life. If you tried to elevate yourself to their assumed level and threatened their power or influence, I think you'd quickly find them rather less affable.

Loads of dukes marry non-nobles. They're not sobbing into their soup about lack of affability.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/12/2022 14:17

Loads of dukes marry non-nobles. They're not sobbing into their soup about lack of affability.

How would they feel threatened by somebody willing to marry them, and effectively become an extension of their own importance?

I bet there are plenty who live in gilded cages and wouldn't dare to put a foot wrong, say or do the wrong thing or otherwise actually threaten the aristos.

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 14:21

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 13:46

As it stands, their blue blood is what allows them to live in castles and mansions using tax payer (our) money to maintain them (see the RF, Rees Mogg etc)

Is Rees Mogg a blue blood? I thought his dad was a journalist and his mum a secretary?

Some info on the upper class family history of Rees-Mogg here, if you're genuinely interested (goes back to the 13th century so it's quite long): selectsurnames.com/rees-mogg-jacob/

rumship · 22/12/2022 14:26

Yes I tend the think that the real royal fans hate themselves a bit. I mean, how else can you be comfortable fawning over a moral degenerate who just happened to come out of the right vagina, and actually look to them as your rightful master?

😂Hahahaha this is the biggest pile of bollocks I have read on MN in a long long time 😂

I cannot even begin to fathom how any one could belive such guff 😂

OMG some one has been opening the bargain basement crackers too soon.

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:24

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 13:06

What, like the baby grows on sale that state "mummy's little heart breaker" on them? Or when people joke that pre school kid have "boyfriends" or "girlfriends"? Or how some best friends joke about their kids getting married to each other when they grow up? Or people agreeing that if their kids grow up gay, they'll support them?

Your preciousness is misplaced here.

Yes a t-shirt being available for sale at some point in time is exactly the same as taking an actual child and discussing his future intimate partners.

I know you keep thinking you have ‘gotcha’ moments but honestly your false equivalence is bordering on embarrassing

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:25

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 13:09

You've spectacularly missed the point here, or perhaps you're being obtuse.

We don't think of ourselves as peasants - the upper classes including the royals think of us as peasants and treat us accordingly. It's said sardonally, to highlight how they look down on us

Who has treated you ‘like a peasant’? What does it look like to treat someone like a peasant? What a hugely sweeping generalisation! I wonder how you’d feel if people generalised about working class people?

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:29

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:24

Yes a t-shirt being available for sale at some point in time is exactly the same as taking an actual child and discussing his future intimate partners.

I know you keep thinking you have ‘gotcha’ moments but honestly your false equivalence is bordering on embarrassing

What's a gotcha moment?

I thought we were having a discussion. No need to get so emotionally involved.

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:31

rumship · 22/12/2022 14:26

Yes I tend the think that the real royal fans hate themselves a bit. I mean, how else can you be comfortable fawning over a moral degenerate who just happened to come out of the right vagina, and actually look to them as your rightful master?

😂Hahahaha this is the biggest pile of bollocks I have read on MN in a long long time 😂

I cannot even begin to fathom how any one could belive such guff 😂

OMG some one has been opening the bargain basement crackers too soon.

Excellently repudiated there :)

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:32

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:25

Who has treated you ‘like a peasant’? What does it look like to treat someone like a peasant? What a hugely sweeping generalisation! I wonder how you’d feel if people generalised about working class people?

You're so well under their heel you don't even notice the gravel in your eye

Suemademedoit · 22/12/2022 15:32

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 12:23

From what I can see nobody has criticised the insititituon they just feel uncomfortable about the future partners of an actual child being discussed on here. It shouldn’t be tolerated. Imagine someone discussing your kids and who they’ll take to bed when they’re older

Why has this conversation gone to sex? Marriage or cohabitation, especially when you work together in a family firm, are mostly about literally everything other than sex. I know this from experience. In fact, after you’ve spent all day, every day with your spouse/partner, sex is very often the least important thing.

It’s smutty and gross and totally hypocritical.

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:32

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:29

What's a gotcha moment?

I thought we were having a discussion. No need to get so emotionally involved.

What makes you think I’m entoionally involved? Or have you just run out of useful things to say and fancy having a dig?

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:33

Suemademedoit · 22/12/2022 15:32

Why has this conversation gone to sex? Marriage or cohabitation, especially when you work together in a family firm, are mostly about literally everything other than sex. I know this from experience. In fact, after you’ve spent all day, every day with your spouse/partner, sex is very often the least important thing.

It’s smutty and gross and totally hypocritical.

Yes there are a couple of posters like this who keep bringing up sex on this thread, when people try to discuss marriage. It's quite disturbing.

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:33

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:32

You're so well under their heel you don't even notice the gravel in your eye

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure, Jan

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:34

I thought gotcha moment was some reference to something like an Oscar moment. Must be something else perhaps before my time

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:35

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:33

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure, Jan

Who is Jan?

Can we keep the references current and relevant, for the sake of a proper discussion?

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:35

Suemademedoit · 22/12/2022 15:32

Why has this conversation gone to sex? Marriage or cohabitation, especially when you work together in a family firm, are mostly about literally everything other than sex. I know this from experience. In fact, after you’ve spent all day, every day with your spouse/partner, sex is very often the least important thing.

It’s smutty and gross and totally hypocritical.

By speculating whether he will be with a man or woman it’s not speculating on a life companion it’s speculating on who he takes to bed. It’s weird to do that to a small boy

You lot may not have got the memo but that’s normally the difference between a friend and a partner you see.

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:38

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:35

By speculating whether he will be with a man or woman it’s not speculating on a life companion it’s speculating on who he takes to bed. It’s weird to do that to a small boy

You lot may not have got the memo but that’s normally the difference between a friend and a partner you see.

A lot of straight people immediately think of sex (usually anal) whenever they think of gay men. It's standard homophobia unfortunately, because they don't see gay people as fully human as themselves.

I thought we'd moved on in society but perhaps not.

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 17:49

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 14:21

Some info on the upper class family history of Rees-Mogg here, if you're genuinely interested (goes back to the 13th century so it's quite long): selectsurnames.com/rees-mogg-jacob/

So John Rees is a priest from Wles. He marries Mary Mogg Woolridge. She's the great great grand daughter of a Sheriff of Somerset who has a coat of arm. John Rees has to take the surname Mogg. They inherited Cholwell House and were local gentry. JRM is their greatest grandson.

I dont get it. Where's the upper class middle ages history? Where the upper class recent history?

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 17:57

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 22/12/2022 14:17

Loads of dukes marry non-nobles. They're not sobbing into their soup about lack of affability.

How would they feel threatened by somebody willing to marry them, and effectively become an extension of their own importance?

I bet there are plenty who live in gilded cages and wouldn't dare to put a foot wrong, say or do the wrong thing or otherwise actually threaten the aristos.

It's you that said anyone who tries to move into the upper classes will be put down. And yet I know women who have done just that and they are accepted. Very few (if any) live in gilded cages. They get on with running the moneypits of home and working with local charities. You have a rigid and narrow minded ideas of how a different class to yours operates.

MarshaMelrose · 22/12/2022 17:58

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 14:02

Ok dear

I'm crushed. 😁 😁 😁

Suemademedoit · 22/12/2022 18:10

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 15:35

By speculating whether he will be with a man or woman it’s not speculating on a life companion it’s speculating on who he takes to bed. It’s weird to do that to a small boy

You lot may not have got the memo but that’s normally the difference between a friend and a partner you see.

Good grief - has anyone speculated on whether this little 9yo boy is straight or gay?? I haven’t seen that, on my phone so can’t scroll easily. That’s appalling if they have. He’s just a boy.

As far as I saw, though, this was ANOTHER hypothetical. IF the future monarch were to be this or that, THEN this or that. Hypothetical. Year 1 pupils are taught about hypotheticals. Even they are able to grasp the difference between a hypothetical and speculation on the future of an existing situation.

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 18:57

NowDoYouBelieveMe · 22/12/2022 15:38

A lot of straight people immediately think of sex (usually anal) whenever they think of gay men. It's standard homophobia unfortunately, because they don't see gay people as fully human as themselves.

I thought we'd moved on in society but perhaps not.

Have I missed something - are gay men having sex with vaginas? It’s homophobia to assume gay men have gay sex?

Anyway - my point stands. Speculation on a life pattern and if they’ll be a man or woman isn’t wondering who’ll be his mates bit who’ll be his partner. It’s inappropriate and creepy.

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 22/12/2022 18:59

Suemademedoit · 22/12/2022 18:10

Good grief - has anyone speculated on whether this little 9yo boy is straight or gay?? I haven’t seen that, on my phone so can’t scroll easily. That’s appalling if they have. He’s just a boy.

As far as I saw, though, this was ANOTHER hypothetical. IF the future monarch were to be this or that, THEN this or that. Hypothetical. Year 1 pupils are taught about hypotheticals. Even they are able to grasp the difference between a hypothetical and speculation on the future of an existing situation.

Yea they have.

I Id wrath’s what hypothetical means. It doesn’t mean its appropriate to speak about the hypothetical romantic future of a 9yo boy