To find the royal family fascinating part 3

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Don’t use it yet just putting it here ready for when part 2 runs out....

@Myimaginarycathasfleas Thankfully he’s still of an age where sex and grownups kissing is repulsive so he moves on quickly from any who have mistresses and hasn’t, as far as I know, encountered the chair yet! He finds Edward VIII baffling as ‘why would you give up being King for a girl?’ so god knows what he’d think of VII

@lyralalala let's hope you don't have to find out! 😱😂

The baby looks cute. Meghan looked terrified, l don’t think I’ve seen her look vulnerable ever before. Poor woman.

Couldn't see much of the baby, but what we could looks lovely ...

It's a bit much asking them how they are finding parenthood when they are on day 2 - poor things

She's a trooper, you have to give her that, tottering (somewhat inelegantly) on heels so soon after giving birth. I think the DoS is no mean photographer, so here's hoping for some better shots of the baby when the time is right and they feel like releasing them.

Have the BBC got that right - Archie Harrison? I'm ill... Am I actually delirious?! How did they get permission for that?!

Fucking Archie? Seriously?

It's unusual.
Is Archie the actual name or is it short for eg Archibald, I wonder

And AIBU for thinking that if they let out news like this on MN they'd be accused of drip feeding?

Godssake.

Archibald is horrific!

According to their Instagram it’s Archie.

I know a little boy called Archie Harrison. Nice enough kid but royal he isn’t!

Odd choice.

Presumably the drip feed is because they had to ask The Queen in person (and frankly If I was her I’d have made sure they looked me in the face and asked too! 😉)

"Archie Harry's son". Fair enough

I think MM is trolling us...

The use of Mountbatten-Windsor kinda suggests they are not planning to use a title does it not?

Just going to be Master according to various royal reporters' sources.

Archie Harrison... really?! I thought they would have gone for something a bit different.

Allegedly (according to the DM at least) Archie is what the rf call Prince George. Seems weird to call your son by his cousins nickname?

Why is Archie a nickname for George? It's nowhere near his name.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the royal children were taught to give a false name when asked like in the situation with the dog walker.

Well it wouldn't be my choice - in fact I think the names are horrible - but their baby, their decision

Fucking Archie I wonder how many people up and down the country have said that tonight?!

First thing in my head

Archie Harrison?!! sorry I know several Archies and they are of course lovely... but that is just such a banal choice. It's not even out there is it? both names been done to death over the last xx years. It's not royal, its not extreme, its just... dull. But I thought they did both look completely loved up, and Meghan looked very relaxed (didnt see the tottering in heels bit).

Sensible move as he could always drop the M-W bit and be plain Archie Harrison if he wanted. And even when he gets his title he might not want to use it.