MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

Thank you 💐

Thank you

Could these two actually work in the long term?

Poor Luke - the only one not ranked top by his partner.

New thread - woohoo!

Thanks @dapsnotplimsolls

Luke is being wise and is running for his life. Run, Luke! And don't look back!

Thank you!

Love it! Love that my cat made it into the title 🤣🤣 (he'll be sooo unimpressed!)

Rachel & Steven seem to be making progress!

They could actually get stronger and work

Nooooo

he's too dainty for her and I still think he's gay

Steven going from fat to thin i think has made him more likeable

@browneyes77 I really hope they do.

Is she actually accusing Luke of sulking? Seriously? Delusion is a name and her name is Mel.

Run Luke run!!!

And don’t look back.

Thank you!

And good for Luke for not taking the disrespect any more.

and SHE gets the ick????!

Luke. It’s not working because Princess Romcom isn’t putting any effort in.

Noooo! She can't say it gives he the ick. He's being honest and she's being just uninterested and uninvolved. Gosh, she's such a... whatever. Silly woman.

How can Luke be giving her the ick?? Shes had the ick from day one! If you cut her in half she would have ICK written through the middle!!

Romcom doesn't really do self-reflection, does she?

Mel has no self awareness

Amazing guy??

What a bitch I can’t believe she said that

Noooo! Apparently the fat damps down the evil, remember?

So pleased to see others got the ick at Mel getting the ick.

Don’t go back Luke!