MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

I know but he doesn't give evil dean vibes (yet)

Does Rachel enjoy the countryside? Just wondering.

He’s not rapping yet though …

I'd like to icking kick her right up her icking ick!

I'd be fascinated to see what Mel would have been like with the Bradley Cooper type she'd asked for. I bet she'd be terrifying. 😳

I doubt Mel will ever find happiness. She'll have no trouble collecting restraining orders though.

Luke will need to go into witness protection after this. This crazy cow will hunt him down for daring to stand up to her.

Simpering trad-wife.

Just place marking so I don't lose you all

I’d like to have a chat with Mel’s mum.

It becomes ever more apparent why Princess Romcom is single. She's so inflexible that anything that doesn't match up to her delusions high standards gives her the ick and she's goes into stalker mode.

Unbelievable from Mel, poor Luke. You can feel the energy sapping away.

Stephen’s quite attractive I think. He’s a bit awkward socially but I think him and Rachel might get there.
Can’t quite make out Alissa - I don’t think she’s that into him and we know is a good actress.

Wowser run Luke

Mel is very thick

Not since Wacqui have we felt this sorry for a man.

She’ll be parking outside his farmhouse, his cows will dry up and his sheep will find ever more stupid ways to kill themselves.

Ecstatic Dance? Sounds about right.

Oh wow. They are showing them actually outside of the flat!

Th(ick)

I've done ecstatic dance! I think Julia is a bit too out there for Grayson unfortunately.

Dear god. Peter Pan is buying goldfish

These two will be utterly horrible in their auditions

Hope so! Want to see her taken down a peg or 5

Oh dear. Trouble in paradise incoming.

Oh no a reality check for Barbiegirl